AUTHORS NOTE: FIRST PERCY FAN FICTION! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN KKANDPERCY AND I GET BORED...I STARTED WITH THE LETTER "A"
PERCY'S ALPHABETICAL CHRISTMAS:
Annabeth was lonely as she walked thru Santa's Reindeer stables
Bored, she was thinking about Percy.
Candy Canes were filling the air with there sweet aroma and, being determined, she set out to look for the source of the sweet smell.
Deciding which way to go since she was a dead end, she went with her instinct and walked left.
Ending up walking right into Prancer, she said sorry and left the reindeer stables in search for candy canes.
Finally she found the source of the sweet candy canes.
Giant candy canes were being grown in the Strawberry fields during this time of year since Santa is spending the year at Camp Half Blood after an accident in the North Pole
Holidays at CHB were very strange and no one was excited that Santa brought mean reigndeer.
In the afternoon, they would get grumpy and start eating the Aphrodite cabin's hair.
Judging by the time of year, all the campers expected presents for dealing with the crappy reindeer
Kids in the Hermes cabin loved Christmas and mixed up all the presents
Laughing so hard the Stoll brothers decided to prank Santa
Maybe it wasn't a good idea after all, because they ended up getting coal this year.
Not only coal, but they got a letter from Santa saying: do it again and I'll send u to Hades. He was really ticked off.
Offended, Christmas break was starting to get worse unless Ms. Claus was visiting and giving the campers (and Santa) cookies.
Percy walked up to Annabeth hearing the news." Talk about a weird Christmas. I almost prefer spending it in the underworld again."
Quite astonished she replied "it's not THAT bad Seaweed Brain! At least we still get presents!"
"Right... About that. I kinda... got blamed for something... again. A prank from Hera." He laughed nervously." She's stupid..."
Santa suddenly walked up to the couple and handed them each a present. "So, I was told to give this to you, so you better enjoy it"
"Thanks... I guess." Percy said.
Unaware they each opened the presents to find themselves getting blasted in the face by Gingerbread men throwing exploding gumdrops
Very mad Percy and Annabeth went to find the Stoll brothers of whatever god sent this to them.
"What? We didn't send that to you!" the brothers replied.
"EXactly." Snickered Ares appeared next to them. "IT was me. MUAHAHA"
"YOU?" they were angry, wiping the sugar off their faces.
"ZEBRAS!" the camper yelled. " HELP! IT'S EVIL!" He stopped running and faced Percy
"Ithink Santa is Kronos." HE ran away screaming
"Alright, isn't Kronos dead?" Nico said, walking up to Percy
"Be careful what you say, Nico. Kronos might be MAD..." said Percy.
"Cool...what? He's not dead?" Nico said, shocked
"Dreadful... I seriously thought Percy got rid of him." said Chiron walking by
"Everyone did" said Annabeth
"FORGET IT.", said Percy." I'm going to beat up Santa. No one stop me."
"Gonna beat him up?" Clarisse said, eavesdropping. Can I help?
"Hilarious Clarisse." said Percy thinking she was joking.
"I'm not joking, you stupid brat" The followed one another to the Big House where Santa was staying
Just as they walked in front of Santa's place. Annabeth came up and said. "Ill help you guys... Just so Percy doesn't do something stupid."
"Kronos is ruining Christmas" they all agreed
Looking around so that no one saw them, Percy knocked on Santa's door.
"My who are these fellows" said Mrs. Claus, answering the door.
"Nobody." Annabeth thought to herself. As Percy said." We're demigods and we need to have a little chat with Santa."
"Oh, ok!" she said inviting them in "Here have some cookies!"
Percy whispered to the others," Don't each the cookies."
Quite reluctantly, Nico took a bite. "They aren't poisonous. They are safe to eat!"
"Really Nico! What did I JUST SAY?" Percy said
"Shut up" He took another bite until he finished the entire cookie licking his lips. Soon, everyone but Percy had eaten the cookie.
"These cookies are good." said Annabeth.
"Understandable why you wouldn't eat it Percy" Mrs. Claus said. "You're allergic to nutmeg! I forgot!"
Very confused Percy said." I'm not allergic to anything."
"Why don't you try the cookie then?" she said
"Yeah... I'm not really hungry." he said.
"ZUES!" she said "suddenly, Santa appeared right in front of her
"Ah, I'm kind of confused", said Nico.
Blizzards of snow swirled around as they Christmas couple revealed who they really are
Crap. Thought Percy
"Didn't expect us did you?" said Zeus and Hera, now in place of Santa and his wife
"Every once in a while Hera likes to mess with the campers. It's stupid. ", said Zeus
"For a whole month, you pretended to be Santa?" said Percy
"Gotcha", Hera said.
"Hahaha very funny" said Percy, laughing
"I think ill go now." said Annabeth
Jason, a friend from Camp Jupiter, came walking up. "Hey guys! Um, Hi dad" he said.
"KILL YOU ALL!" yelled a monster. Jason and Percy sighed. Now they'd have to save everyone.
"Look monster, we are going to find a way to kill you!" said Jason
"MMM WHATEVER ... ILLL KILL U ALL!" said the monster.
"NOW DIE!" riptide slashed thru the monster and he dissinigrated
"Oops." Said Percy smirking.
Percy and the gang walked away, smiling
"Quite a fun night", Percy said to Annabeth.
"Right you are Seaweed Brain" they said as they kissed in the moonlight
"SOOOO CORNY!", Nico yelled and the two groaned.
Together they threw snowballs at Nico as snow began to fall down the sky.
WE FINISHED CAUSE IT WAS 11:00 AT NIGHT :)