21
It was a beautiful day in Toon City, Sam Sharp was walking up to the Loud House with a bottle as she knocked on the door. Luna answers the door, and grins.
Sam said, "Well, Lune, I made it- despite your directions."
"Ah. Sam. What's up I hope you're ready for an unforgettable chow down." Luna smiled as she headed to the kitchen.
"Yeah..." Sam said, taking her seat on the couch.
Suddenly, Luna gasps in horror as smoke was coming out of the oven, and the Pig Roast was ruined.
"Oh, goddammit! My roast is ruined." Luna groaned, suddenly, she gets a devilish thought as she looks at the Bumpin' Burger coupon Lana had that she was forced to hide during the "Sister Protocol Fight". "But what if I bought fast food and disguised it as my food? Delightfully devilish, sis!"
Luna was ready to sneak out the window, when suddenly, Sam walked into the Kitchen, Luna looked shocked as she stopped in her tracks.
Sam glared at her in fury.
Luna with her crazy explanations
Sam Sharp gonna need her dad's medication
When she hears Luna's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
"LUNA!" Sam shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Sam!" Luna stuttered, nervously. "I was- Uh, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?"
Looking at the smoking oven, Sam asks, "Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Luna?"
"Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams." Luna yelped, nervously. Sam shrugged nervously as she headed back inside the Living Room. Luna sighed in relief as she snuck out of the house.
Later, Luna was putting the burgers on the platter for Sam and Luna to share, with a side of fries.
"I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers." Luna smiled.
"I thought we were having steamed clams." Sam asks, confused.
"No. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers." Luna yelped.
"You call hamburgers steamed hams?" Sam asks, confused
"Yes. It's a regional dialect." .
"Uh-huh. Uh, what region?"
"Uh, upstate Texas. Really."
"Well, I'm from Houston, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.""
"Oh, not in Houston. No. It's an Odessa expression."
Sam takes a bite, then said, "I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Bumpin' Burger."
"Oh, no. Patented Loud burgers. Old family recipe." Luna swallowed her burger.
"For steamed hams."
"Yes."
"Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled."
Suddenly Luna smelled fire as she stuttered, "Ye- You know, the- One thing I should-"
Realizing what's going on, Luna said, "Excuse me for one second."
She goes into the kitchen and notices it being on fire, she heads back into the living room.
"Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped." Luna said, stretching out.
"Yes. I should be-" Sam said, before noticing the glow in the closed kitchen. Alarmed, she shouts, "Good Lord! What is happening in there?"
"Uh, Aurora borealis." Luna lied.
Skeptical, Sam said, "An Aurora borealis at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?"
"Lisa created it." Luna said.
"May I see it?"
"No."
"The house is on fire!" Luan shouted from upstairs.
"No, Luan. It's just the northern lights." Luna yelled, nervously.
After a while, Sam left the house.
"Well, Luna, you are an odd duck, but I gotta say, you steam a good ham." Sam said, leaving.
Luna sighed in relief. That went well.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!" Luan shouted as Luna's eyes widen in horror.
Well, almost everything went well, now to Dial 911