Not sure what to expect of this, just hope that you like it and i don't make lot of mistakes.I Don't speak English, don't judge so hard :v
10 Shuriken hit the bulleye of the target and stuck in.
"AWWW!! SORA KUN YOU'RE SO GOOD"
"KYAA!! SORA KUN YOU'RE THE BEST"
"KYAA!! SORA KUN-"
"SORA KUN-"
"SORA K..."
"SOR..." the eyelid of the so called 'Sora Kun' twitch in annoyance.
'Tch... Fucking fangirls, why don't they just shut up and annoy any other poor soul' He glanced hateful to the smirking Nara ' Yeah, that bastard got it easy because it's a tradition for the Naras to have the worst marks every fucking year, I would love to have it so easy but my parents would make my training harder if I suddendly have the second best marks or the worst marks'
He went back to his place and suddendly he was surrounded by a bunch of fangirls that won't stop annoying him with questions like.
"SORA KUN WOULD YOU MARRY ME"
"SORA KUN WOULD YOU BE MY 'FRIEND" with the obviously unmarked question ( AND LET ME RAPE YOU)
"SORA KUNDOYOUWANTTOTRAINWITHMEINTHENIGHTATMYHOUSEINMYBEDROOMWITHTHE LIGHTS OFFANDAWARMBEDANDWITHMYPARENTSOFFINA MISSION"
"SHUT UP BITCH HES MINE, I WILL TAKE HIM TO MY BEDROOM"
"NO HES MINE, I WILL RAPE HIM AND CHAIN HIM IN MY BEDROOM"
'Im starting to worry about my self healt...'
"Shut up!" the sensei shout.
'Oh yeah, someone sane'
"WE CAN DO THE OBVIOUS THING AND SHARE HIM." She said with a lustful voice.
'Fuck my life'
HEHE... HEHEHE... HEHEHEHEEH" Every girl in the class started laughing crazy with lewd smirks on their face, already approching to the suddendly only boy in the class.
"Emm... sensei you're kidding right. he.. hehe it's not very funny you know." he said nervous looking for escape routes unsuccessful finding himself surrounded by lecherous girls with lewd smirks plasted on their face.
"EVERYONE. GO AND STEAL HIS SEED!!!"
"NNOOOOOO STAY BACK, PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Sor.. ku.." A strange new voice echoed in his mind.
"Sora.. un" again, the same voice repeated, now it sounded more familiar
"Sora kun are you okay?" now he recognized it
"Mom?! Mom, I don't want to go back to the Academy, girls are scary" He said hugging to her like his life depend on it.
"Oh my... Sora Kun did you have a nightmare with fangirls?" She didn't need to ask to know that was the reason.
"Mom, please talk with dad and get rid with the idea of me having a harem, I don't have the same dream he has. Why he just don't forget it and let me follow my own dream" tears began to appear in the sides of his eyes while he hold tightly in her mother shirt.
"Oh darling.. Im so sorry..." Both of them just stayed in that position for hour. Fangirls are terrifying and won't let him sleep.
Next day at Academy Sora had remarkable black bags under his eyes and with his usual stoic Uchiha face. His body twitching under the lustul glares of his feminine classmates and the hateful glares of his masculine classmates.
"Nightmare with fangirls again?" his only friend in the world teased him.
"I would love to get rid of every one of them, in my dream you were laughing of me while I was getting rape by every girl in the class, even Sensei" he glare at the smirking Nara
"Suck to be you"
"Would kill to be you"
"We are going to be Shinobi so it's not a good offer"
"Would date one of my fangirl to be you"
"Better"
The next minutes both of them were talking about random things, like 'what did you do yesterday' or 'Did someone tried to rape you again' or 'wan't to play shogi after class' until Sensei enter the room.
But she was not alone, she enter the classroom with a girl he had never seen before, her hair was red and her face was round, he was sure more than one kid would call her tomato.
Because she really looked like a tomato.
"Shut up brats, today a new student will join the class, please introduce yourself"
The new girl had a little blush on her cheeks and was obviously embarrassed by the little crowd staring at her. Well mostly staring at her red hair.
"M-my name is Uzumaki Kushina, and im gonna be the first female Hokage, te-ttebayo"
Blank eyes from the Nara and Uchiha, both of them thinking the same "What does ttebayo mean...?"
Whispers began to fill the room.
"What does ttebayo mean"
"She must be a foreigner, look at her red hair" (Though pink is common)
"Do you see her red hair? weird" (Again, pink is common)
"She? Hokage? Yeah sure and im gonna be the next bijuu"
"She look like a tomato don't you think so?"
More and more whispers started to fill the room while the only Uzumaki in the room look down at the floor.
"Shut up Brats!" Sensei shouted and everyone shut it. "Uzumaki San, go and seat next to the Uchiha over there" she pointed to Sora "Seek him for help if you have it hard with any subject or have any question about the Academy" The Uzumaki only nod and began walking to Sora, she took the seat next to him. In an instant hateful glares from her female classmates were directed to her.
She notice it and mutter "Wh-why the hateful glares"
"Fangirls are terrifing" Sora told her.
She just nod, not quite understanding but she just knew that somehow, he said something very wise and clever.
Time just wen't on and nothing exciting happend again, until break time.
At break time the red head just stayed seated on the chair, obviously embarrassed and aware of the Shinigami in form of fangirls, but she couldn't stay for long when suddendly a strong grip dragged her from her hair, the kid that drag her was chubby with a evil grin plasted on his face, he also had a group of 5 and slowly they surround her
"Hey what was your name?" Ths chubby kid asked her "Nevermind ill just call you tomato, you know? because you are reeeed and round like a tomato, I hate tomatoes, they taste sooooo bad, so you probably are the same" He teased her with a evil smirk, again pulling from her hair making her scream.
"Yeah, tomato suck, so tomato suck too, ¿right tomato?" Another kid from the crowd yelled
"Yeah you suck tomato, how you dare to seat next to Sora Kun" A girl from the group shouted with anger on her voice.
The Uzumaki tried to escape from his grip unsuccessful while more and more kids starting to surround her yelling and hitting her.
Until the kid lose his grip.
Massacre began.
Everyone thought she was weak because she couldn't defend herself at first. Everyone was wrong, kicks and fist started hitting the boys and girls, making them bleed from the nose, fall in pain or small creak sounds, she was obviously trained from someone in taijustsu and that someone thought her very well, she was obviosly very strong but getting hold by the hair made it harder to escape.
3 Minutes and everyone was on the floor, bleeding or in pain with only 1 survivor standing on the Arena.
The Uzumaki/Tomato with the new nickname of Hot habanero.
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"So what do you think about the new girl" His lazy friend asked him while moving his piece.
"She's perfect" he answered with his neutral voice while moving a piece, his friend face obviously in shock.
"D-do- yo-u mean that..." he asked in shock forgeting about the shogi game.
Looking at the shocked face of his friend he quickly cheated the game and answered.
"Not that kind, she's perfect for my plan, if we make everyone think that we are a couple, they will stop bothering us, the bullies at school will be afraid of me while the fangirls at school will be afraid of the Hot habanero, and also if I make the proclamation that anyone that tries to harm her will be at my bad side no one will dare to touch her" He said with his still stoic voice making strategies in his head to defeat the lazy Nara (Even though he made cheat)
"Oh... I see" the Nara was back at the Shogi looking in shock that there was no way to escape "You cheated"
"You have no proof, make your move, I have to go back, dad will show me my new training regime and if I get late he will make it harder"
"Strategies take time" He teased.
Uchiha eye twitched, the only not neutral emotion showed in his eye.
30 Minutes later the Nara finally made his move and lose in the next move of his friend.
'Fucking Nara...'
Sora made his way home and was received with a punishment of 1 year with gravity seal that made his body twice his weight.
Lesson learned, don't cheat a Nara in Shogi.
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Thats all, let me know if I made alot of mistakes (Grammar) and second chapter will be posted tomorrow. (I think)
Also second war hasn't started yet, that's why Sora isn't promoted and he is not a gennin even if he is obviously a genius (further I will show his skills)
Also this will be not a Oc x Kushina and there will be no pairing with anyone.