Author Note: The song is "Lost Without Each Other - Hanson" and I will translate now, the language used between Harry and Luna is Italian, I'll give more explanation to why that language next chapter but this is translated by an online translator so I apologise for inconsistancies.(sp?) "Amore!" - "Love!" "Siete bei. Il mio angelo piccolo. Bello!" - "You're so beautiful. My little angel. Beautiful!" "IO scommessa tu erano! Giusto chiudi il becco e ottenere verso letto!" - "I bet you were! Just shut up and get to bed!" "Lei Ÿ non valevole lo miele. Venire verso letto presente!" - "She is not worth it honey. Come to bed now!" Okay as usual I don't own Harry Potter, duh. And I hope you enjoy this story by DragonFreak1991!
My Bitchy Darling:
All I know is what I'm missing
What I'm missing is your kissing
Are you listening
Don't go, don't go telling me you're alright
There's no room for getting uptight
Don't go saying that you're OK
When you're lonely
Baby, don't go telling me we're over
When you know you're my one and only lover
And I won't go saying that we're OK when we're
Lost without each other
'Cause we're lost without each other
'Cause we're lost without each other
I didn't mean to start the last big fight
You never should have hung up that night
All I want to do is make things right
Make it right
Listen, with all the choices that we chose to make
And all the promises we chose to break
We were busy making big mistakes, yesterday
All I know is what I'm missing
What I'm missing is your kissing
Are you listening
Don't go, don't go telling me you're alright
There's no room for getting uptight
Don't go saying that you're OK
When you're lonely
Baby don't go telling me we're over
When you know you're my one and only lover
And I won't go saying that we're OK when we're
Lost without
Lost without each other
Cause we're lost without each other
Lost without each other
Cause we're lost without each other
Lost without each other
Hadrian James Potter stared at the bathroom mirror on the train, his on the way to his seventh year. Truth be told, he was shitting himself at the thought of trying to act as if everything is okay between himself and Hermione. Ronald would kill him with his bare hands if he ever found out what Hadrian had done; it really wasn't Hadrian's fault although most would say it was. Seriously though was it Hadrian's fault that Hermione was the worst girlfriend ever, that she was bossier in a relationship, or that she hardly ever put out? Those two fuckers deserved each other if they were going to act like nothing happened.
Don't go, don't go telling me you're alright There's no room for getting uptight Don't go saying that you're OK When you're lonely
Baby don't go telling me we're over When you know you're my one and only lover And I won't go saying that we're OK when we're Lost without Making his way up to the castle was boring, he'd changed appearances to suit his changing attitude now to see people's opinions, if they didn't like him then he would go where he was liked. Over the holidays Hadrian had gotten closer to Snape, they both spent the holidays at Grimmauld Place, and Luna is in the Order currently. She spent the holidays there too, it could almost be called fun, smile in remembrance as Severus and her duelled in the duelling room in Grimmauld.
So here I am, standing outside the Great Hall considering whether or not to enter, flick my waist length emerald, violet, hot pink, amber and black hair to my back, pushing the Great Hall doors open firmly. All I know is what I'm missing What I'm missing is your kissing Are you listening
Gasps were heard through-out the hall as I made my entrance, "Is that…", "Couldn't be…", "Isn't that H…".
Many more comments like that were heard, I looked up at the staff table and saw Severus smirking. Looked over to Ravenclaw seeing Luna wave to me, "Ah hello darling, may I sit here?" She giggled, smiling, her blonde hair in stark contrast to mine.
"Indeed my shining knight in armour, my hero…" She giggled another time. Luna kissing my lips softly; pulled everybody into whispers again. All I know is what I'm missing What I'm missing is your kissing Are you listening Dumbledore stood as everybody slowly stopped talking. "Welcome back to another great year at Hogwarts and welcome to the first years. I'd like to take the time to inform everyone that we are in a war situation whether the Ministry will admit it or not, we are safe here but I must impress the seriousness of the situation. No after-hours wandering permitted…" Luna and I chuckled at that mouthing that it never was but I got away with it anyway.
We tuned out of the speech within each others lips; it felt so good to be naughty, it felt so good her lips on mine; so fucking good to be teasing Hermione. So good to feel her eyes glued to us, so good to know that Luna didn't mind, that she said she loves me. "So could the head-boy and head-girl come up here please and make a speech for the school. Miss Hermione Granger from Gryffindor and Mr Harry Potter also from Gryffindor…" I coughed and explained to Luna that I would need to go. "Is Mr Harry Potter here?" I stood and growled out loudly stating to the whole hall.
"You know. Dumbly-bee, the names Hadrian Potter!" The hall erupted in cheers, jeers, shouting and complete silence in that one moment. I walked up to the stupid podium at the front where Hermione was standing in her stupid school robes and me in my muggle punk/gothic clothing. "Harry and I as the head will be looking after you, no job is too big nor too small. As heads of the school we will set a model role and you should be able to contact us in the Great Hall, the Gryffindor tower or our Head's tower. We need unity and …" She stopped when she noticed I was rolling my eyes and yawning at her speech. "And yes Mr Potter do you have anything to say to the children?" She asked irritated. I smiled devilishly.
"Oh thank you I thought you wouldn't shut up. Honestly children the only things you need at Hogwarts are the ability to bullshit in your tests, courage to face your fears and sometimes your own friends. If I could be frank I'd say you need to be all the houses just to survive in one. My fiancée, Luna Lovegod had to survive ridicule for only being smart and not a book-worm like Miss Fun-bags here. Neville Longbottom had to put up with being told he was stupid when he simply couldn't handle under pressure. Draco Malfoy has been bored to death by Pansy, and insulted by Gryffindors." Pause for breath, Funbags next to me is looking scandalised, can't imagine what Dumbly-bee is looking like. "Can't forget poor Cedric Diggory who died as a result of a bloody murder by Voldemort…" Gasps at his name. "It's a fucking name you idiots, get over it. The only people who should flinch in fear at that acronym are his Death-eaters who feel pain at that damn name. Right where was I? Oh right, Severus Snape, suffers more then you may know. Rubeaus Hagrid had to suffer being in Azkaban for the Ministry's misinformation. Sirius Black was not a murderer and was murdered through a veil in the Ministry. Are we seeing a connection between the Ministry and some of this society's more fucked up problems?" Hermione was openly glaring at me now, chuckle. "How could we forget Miss Hermione Granger? The innocent perfect know-it-all Head-Girl, she went out with me last year, said we were perfect for each other. Lets look at reality and notice that it ain't gunna work you fucktard." Pause for breath again, chuckle at her eye rolling.
Don't go, don't go telling me you're alright There's no room for getting uptight Don't go saying that you're OK When you're lonely Baby don't go telling me we're over When you know you're my one and only lover And I won't go saying that we're OK when we're Lost without "You're bitchy darling; what more can I say? You have a loose cunt; who else have you been shagging before me? A virgin you say, more like a death-eater slut! So children my advise for these upcoming years, be sexy, be true, be nobody but whatever you do just be YOU!" Clapping from most people, and cheers from my true friends, even Severus is smiling, wiping away tears.
"Wait sorry hang on I forgot something. How silly of me? First, second, and third years please look away towards the Hall doors. DUMBLY-BEE, SUCK THIS!!!!" I state as I drop my tight leather pants revealing my penis since I didn't bother wearing underwear (Luna likes it like that.) Pull my pants up, mock bow and walk over to Luna chuckling about my prank, she knew about it so she just laughed with me as we walked out of the Great Hall to the kitchens. "Luna I think that we should get married during winter, I've always liked the snow. Severus would marry us here if you'd like," Pause trying to calm my nerves, "Your father and mother could come. I know that everybody thinks your mum isn't alive but I'd love to prove to her I don't want to just get into your pants, or skirt." She giggles beautifully like an angel. I smile at her.
"Hadrian if that was the thing bugging you those holidays then you had nothing to worry about. I will, after we get dinner we will ask Severus, is that okay?" Chuckle and smile. "Sure honey, anything for you darling…" I manage to choke out as we are entering the kitchens.
"HADRIAN JAMES POTTER! AN HONOUR SIR!" The house-elf bent low to the ground, it's ears cleaning the floor.
"Dobby, this is my fiancée, Luna. We sort of left the feast before the food was served would we be able to have some here?"
"What would Mistress Luna and Master Harry like?" They shared a look and Luna answered the overly excited house-elf.
"We'd just like some champagne, chocolate ice-cream, a can of whipped cream and umm… Hadrian?"
He chuckled, "Some glazed cherries if you have any please Dobby?"
"Even though that isn't a very healthy dinner Mistress and Master's I shall get it right away and allow you to enjoy your night. I apologise for Dumbledore sir, he made me not tell you when you were…" Luna cut the house-elf off.
"It doesn't matter Dobby, now our order if you will?" She asked politely. That's what Hadrian loved about her, she was so kind-hearted even to house-elves but not madly so like Fun-bags.
"Are you sure you know where you're going Hadrian?" Hiccupped Luna, "I don't want you to run me into a wall thank you very much mister…"
"You're getting married to me and you don't trust me to not run you into a wall, I'm insulted…" He got cut off by a clunk, "See I told you I'd find it darling. Uh tell me again Luna what's the Italian word for love?"
I ran into your best friend today Twelve nights since you ran away I asked about you and she said, can't say, can't say I'm feeling lonely and it seems to stay It's been a while since I felt that way Well, I can tell you there's no room to play this game
Luna giggled and hiccupped she was slightly tipsy from the champagne, "Amore!" There was a click and a portrait opened in front of them. "Hadrian it's really dark in here!"
"Allow me my dear," He chuckled twirling a dial on the wall to the right, the lights slowly dimming up. The room was filled with a dull glow, the black satin sheeted bed seemed too far away to the door currently. Moans, screams, giggles and groans filled the bedroom as the couple did their (pre)-marital duties. "OH HADRIAN, PLEASE, MORE, MORE! NO DON'T STOP, OHHHH, YES, YES, YES. FUCK YES, YOU ARE A GOD. YOU WILL MAKE ME CUM. AHHHHHHH!"
"Siete bei. Il mio angelo piccolo. Bello!" Hadrian moaned in Italian. Luna giggled drunkly, shivering in after-glow.
"Harry?" They groaned out loud not from pleasure, that annoying voice was Hermione, "Harry I need the password to get in tonight. You wouldn't leave me out here in the cold all night. Come on baby, help your girlfriend in the dorm…" Luna mouthed to Hadrian to just leave the slag outside. "SHUT UP GRANGER! I'm trying to have fun with my fiancée here and your killing the mood with your voice!" It was the truth after all, not that it mattered. Luna went to lay down next to the fire and Hadrian put on a black silk robe, before going to the door.
"Thank god Harry… Oh, I'm sorry if I woke you, Ron was helping me with the patrol since you didn't come back down to dinner. Where did you get to I was sick with worry?" Don't go, don't go telling me you're alright There's no room for getting uptight Don't go saying that you're OK When you're lonely Baby don't go telling me we're over
"IO scommessa tu erano! Giusto chiudi il becco e ottenere verso letto!" I replied in Italian, then remembering she doesn't understand Italian I just shrugged my shoulders saying, "Go to bed!"
Luna joined my side naked, Hermione's eyes flicked from the naked Luna to my smirk.
"I… I understand. G…G…Good-night Harry, good-night Luna…" She growled for me.
"His name is Hadrian, if you knew what was good for you bitch you'd say it right. You are no longer friends, he will only put up with you for the sake of the school." Hermione looked down to the ground, her eyes chancing on Luna's g-string that got thrown on the ground. Head down she walked through the shared common room to the right towards her bedroom, I went to stop her but Luna grabbed my arm and whispered, "Lei Ÿ non valevole lo miele. Venire verso letto presente!"