I bring you the latest in my series of fictions. You can see that I'm very versatile and familiar with all aspects of your filthy interests. And I know that you will all love the…
Someone's at the door. GIR watch the computer until I get back.
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Look, my letters are on the big ol screen! WEEEE!
My master is talking to his friend, so I'm going to tell you all a story about the Teen Titans! I love that show! My favorite one is Beast Boy because he can turn into animals and food and lotsa magical things. One time I was watching him and he turned into a piggy! I wish I could turn into a piggy, but not a green one, a pinky one! Alls I can turn into is a doggie. Meow!
Once upon a time all of the Teen Titans were sitting on their couch watching TV! They were watching the Scary Monkey Show! I love that show too, but I don't think the monkey is that scary, I want a monkey. If I had a monkey we would eats lots of bananas together and I would have races and I would pull on his tail and see if I could get him inside a barrel, because one time I found lots of monkeys inside a barrel. After the show was over Starfire said she was hungry, because she didn't get to eat a banana. And so they had to go to the store, in a car. When they got there all the food was gone. Sometimes I get scared that all my food will go away. I don't have a lot of food because my master says I don't needs to eat and stuff, so I have to go to the store too. Just like the Teen Titans.
So now they had to find out who took all the food from the store. Robin thought Slade took it, because Slade likes to do things to make people sad. So he flew to the place where Slade hides. All the Titans flew there. And they found Slade and they had a fight! This is my favorite part, because then Robin said "TITANS GO!" I love it when he says TITANS GO! Sometimes I say it around the house, and the master doesn't like it. He says that there are no Titans here. TITANS GO! And then the Titans had a big fight.
Cyborg was shooting his laser gun every where PSSHEEW ZAP KIRCKKSSS, and things were blowing up. I'm not supposed to use my laser gun no more after I made a hole in the ceiling while it was raining. I like it when it rains, because I get all tingly and sparkly. But Cyborg doesn't get all sparkly when he gets wet, but maybe that's because he never goes in the water. And Slade was jumping around hitting people. Slade doesn't have super powers like me, or the Titans. Maybe that's why he's the bad guy. I know Big Head doesn't have any super powers and he's a bad guy too.
After they made everything all splody Beast Boy turned into a tarantula and made Slade into a big web. Then Robin hit him in the face until he gave back all the food.
Wait! Mini-moose wants to help write the story too!
SQUEAK
YEA! That's my favorite part. I can squeak too but nobody ever likes me when I do it, so I gots to run around and play with the kitties.
After they got all the foods back they had a party for their best friend ever, ME! I brought some chickens and we cooked them with lasers. And then we made a cake, and we had a huge omelete, but not a lot of cabbage because I don't like cabbage very much. And then we had to go get some chips, but I didn't know what kind of chips to get so I got the red ones because reds my favorite color right now, and then I had to go take a nap. I like to sleep sometimes because then I get to have funny dreams. I had one dream with a cloud in it and it made me laugh, and I told it to Raven and she laughed to. She doesn't laugh a lot because she doesn't eat a lot of Ice Cream.
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Oh! That hideous Dib. Does he think that he can come to my house, and threaten me? Zim? It's the head. He thinks he can do whatever he wants. But we'll see who has the last laugh, and it will be me, Dib. See; I'm laughing now. HA HA HA HA HA!