Notes: Code Geass is owned by Sunrise. This story is dedicated to all of the talented people that worked on Code Geass.
Lelouch Lamperouge brought a couch with him to use during class. He tried to relax on the couch during school. He said "I feel like sleeping."
The teacher replied "You need to stay awake. Also you better stop bringing a couch to school."
Lelouch said "Come on dude. You need to make school a fun event. There needs to be parties, jokes, entertainment, films, and comic books in here."
The teacher replied "School is supposed to be for learning important stuff."
Lelouch said "Learning is a pointless thing to do. Popcorn swimming pools are much more useful."
The teacher asked "Are you done saying every random thought that comes to your head?"
Lelouch said "I guess."
After class was over Lelouch danced out of the classroom. He accidentally danced into the vending machine. He said "That was a solid crash."
The janitor replied "You need to be careful you. You're the prince of slapstick."
Lelouch said "I was dancing around for fun."
The janitor replied "Well dance more carefully. You keep dancing around and crashing into stuff. It messes up the floor and makes my job a lot harder."
Lelouch said "I'll try to make your job a easier experience."
Shirley Fenette asked "Are you okay Lulu?"
Lelouch said "I'm the prince of being okay. Actually being okay seems too average. I'm the prince of being better than average."
Shirley blushed and said "I think you're the prince of good looks."
Lelouch replied "I should add that to the list of things that I'm a prince of."
Shirley said "It seemed like you were having a rough day during class."
Lelouch replied "The teacher needs to learn about fun. It's one of the most essential parts of school."
Shirley said "I need to go home soon. I'll see you tomorrow Lulu."
Lelouch replied "Okay. Goodbye."
Suzaku Kururugi walked by Lelouch and asked "What's going on?"
Lelouch said "I need you to help me carry the couch home."
Suzaku replied "Okay." Lelouch and Suzaku picked it up and spent a half hour dragging the couch home.
Lelouch said "Home's several minutes away."
Suzaku asked "How did you carry the couch to school earlier?"
Lelouch said "I put it in my car. I forgot that I brought my car with me to school. Lets go back there so we don't have to carry the couch anymore." Lelouch and Suzaku wasted more time by carrying the couch back to the school. After they arrived at the school they put the couch in Lelouch's car.
After Suzaku left Lelouch went into the school. Lelouch stole a key to his homeroom teacher's classroom. After he went inside the room he said "I'm going to make this class fun by setting up pranks in here." Lelouch put a stink bomb in every single desk. After that he put kitty litter in all of the text books. Finally he replaced the next day's classwork with comic books. To avoid getting blamed for the pranks Lelouch put Suzaku's spare backpack in the room and filled it with prank books.
The next day Lelouch tried to trick people into thinking he didn't do any pranks by wearing a tuxedo and a top hat. Lelouch said "Greetings Shirley. Are you enjoying this eloquent day?"
Shirley said "Yes. You look really charming today Lulu."
Lelouch replied "The charm of my costume isn't as special as the cuteness of your face." Shirley blushed.
Suzaku walked by and said "You look fancy Lelouch."
Lelouch replied "Thank you. You're truly a upper class level of good friends."
A few minutes later the class started. Lelouch had set up the stink bombs to go off shortly after class started. He tried to look like a charming gentleman, but he struggled to avoid laughing. All of the stink bombs went off.
Shirley said "I've never been in a worser smelling room."
One student replied "At least it smells better than the perfume store."
Suzaku said "It seems like a disaster. This room was full of stink bombs."
Shirley asked "Can class be cancelled?"
The teacher said "Sadly no. Bad smells don't count as sick days. Start reading your textbooks. It could help us ignore the smell." The students opened their textbooks. The books were full of kitty litter. Tons of it landed on the floor.
Lelouch tried to avoid laughing while saying "This classroom seems to be a playroom today. It doesn't live up to my fancy standards although your admiration for a more comedic classroom is rather strong."
The teacher said "I better see if the classwork hasn't been destroyed." The teacher found out that the classwork was replaced with comic books.
Shirley asked "Who did all of these bothersome pranks?"
The teacher looked on the floor and found out that Suzaku's spare backpack was filled with prank books. The teacher said "It seems like Suzaku loves pranks more than I thought he did."
Suzaku replied "I can understand why I seem guilty, but I didn't do this prank."
The teacher said "You have to be in detention after school for the rest of the month. I'm ashamed of you Suzaku. You usually act more mature."
After class was over Shirley said "I really doubt that Suzaku did the pranks."
Lelouch replied "Well my dear the worst villains can learn to be heroes, but that the best heroes can become villains."
Shirley said "Despite that I think that somebody framed him."
Lelouch was worried that Shirley would find out that he did the pranks so he decided to frame the janitor. He put a bunch of joke books in the janitor's closet. He also wrote a fake letter about the janitor's plan of framing Suzaku.
The next day Principal Ashford found the joke books and fake letter. Because of that the janitor got sent to detention after school for the rest of the month. The janitor said "This is a ripoff. I didn't do the pranks."
Principal Ashford replied "The evidence proves you were the real villain. I'm ashamed of you."
After school was over Shirley said "I hate to get you in trouble Lulu, but I know that you're the one who did the pranks."
Lelouch asked "Why would you think that I would do the pranks?"
Shirley said "You left your textbook in the classroom which had your pranking plans written down."
Lelouch replied "Please don't tell Principal Ashford. I could get expelled."
Shirley said "I love you too much to get you expelled." Lelouch did a victory dance with a desk. He accidentally broke the desk.
Principal Ashford replied "You're getting a detention for breaking the desk."