Jacob Black is on crack!
Jacob Black
Is on crack
If he though Bella would ever give him a chance.
If Edward knew
What Jacob wanted to do,
He would surely take all of his pants.
Then, since Jacobs poor,
So poor that he doesn't even have a door,
Of course he wouldn't have any underwear.
Then everyone would have a scare…
Jacob Black naked…
It's such a bad image, I can't shake it!
Jacob is a piece of shit
I wish he would just fall into a pit.
Or get eaten by a lion…
Hey, Bella can't blame Edward for tryin!
Why do I torture Jacob?
Cuz I wish he didn't make it…
You remember?
In Eclipse?
When Jacob almost died?
I wish he did…
And if he did…
All you Jacob lovers would surely cry.
As this poem comes to an end,
I would just like to say one thing
About Jacob Black,
And all the annoyingness he may bring!
Jacob, you are crap!
You don't even deserve a lap!
Or a even lap dance!
Even if Edward did take your pants!
So just go do a stupid little dance!
And you might want to go look for your pants…
People are staring!
Because clothes are not what you're wearing!
Well, what are you waiting for?
Hurry! Before you lie dead on the floor!
Oops…too late…oh well, who cares! Because all he ever did was eat cake!