winter's humor
summary: just read summary before you open fic
genre: romance/humor
rate: M just in case
disclaimer: I don't martin mystery...I wished I did
an:yay I'm back, yahoo (does backflip and breakes back)oh god my back
an2: I created sorin...hehe moo.
sorin:help i now understand how chazz felt.
chazz:hahahaha...sucks for you
me:chazz what are you doing here go away
chazz:oh well
me:whatever and by the way heaven 711 if you read this leave some reviews chere and talk to me geez your never on any more :)
ch 1 meet sorin
The morning was cold as the first snow started to fall. Our favorite agent form the center was outside staring up as it fell. Martin smiled as he stood there watching the snow fall. It always reminded him of her for some reason. Diana just walked outside to see her step brother standing in the middle of the falling snow. Diana blushed as she saw him standing there like an angel of snow no pun intended. Martin just noticed he wasn't alone anymore so looked right at Diana and said in his all too happy tone "Hi Di". Diana blushed harder because she had discovered checking out her own step brother and replied nervously "oh hi martin." Martin noticed her blush and being as oblivious as he is thought it was because she is cold. So he asked "are you cold?" Diana was relived that he is oblivious and said "kind of" He took of his coat and gave it to Diana. Diana blushed and said "Martin what about you, wont you get cold." He smiled and said "No I love the cold."
All of a sudden they hear "Quit making out, because then you would notice that the center has been beeping you for the past 5 minutes." Both of them looked around and saw their new member of their little gang, Sorin darkcraft. He smirked as he saw them blushing about his little comment. Martin yelled at him "we weren't doing anything mister split personality!" Diana just rolled her eyes at martin's stupid nickname for Sorin.
It is true that Sorin had split personalities each had their own names and powers. First is sorin's normal mind he has telepathic powers such as reading minds and etc. Second is Raitei, he can control lightning, thunder, and electricity to his hearts content but he is cold and cruel in his judgement of people, the only person he respects is martin because martin is what he considerers of great importance to him because martin looks like raitei's real younger brother when Raitei was a real human, He died in a lightning storm when his brother died from a bandit attack. Third is Entei, he controls fire of any kind…………He is crazy and likes to hurt things and is very sinister when he wants to be, He respects no one and beliefs everyone is below him to the point of calling people trash, He died of being burned alive for his trying to save people from a burning building but he belied they let him die because no one helped him escape the building but the people did try and get to him but he already died when they fond him. Fourth is Aptei ruler of water, he is kind spirit, He likes to be around people and is very emotional, when he cries it rains or snows, When he is angry he cause tidal waves, heavy rain storm or hail storms, and when he is plain driven to his breaking point he might flood the world, He died by drowning because he was saving a little kid from not drowning (ironic right), the kid survived because he got picked up be the coast guard. Fifth is Bhumitei ruler of the earth, He is very laided back but will help if needed. He died in an earthquake that ripped apart his village. Sixth is Vayutei, He is the great ruler of wind, not much is know about him because he rarely comes out, He died in a hurricane. Seventh is void, He controls space and time; He died a mysterious death and does not like talking about it. The final one is holocaust, master of death and hell; he died trying to out run death (another ironic death). Sorin says "well anyway does this matter we have to go to the center so hurry up."