THE ADVENTURES OF FRODO AND GANDALF

Do not take anything we say as fact. You will be so confused you will not know what to do with yourself. This is just the pure madnesses that spew from our every orifice...

This story is to be viewed only on dirty purposes. It is meant to be exceedingly disturbing. Thank you for your attentiveness and your noses. WARNING: DO NOT ASK. ANOTHER WARNING: Do not read this if you are pregnant, nursing, have heart problems, or have very high blood pressure.

"Frodo, have you ever wondered why my nose is so large?" asked Gandalf one day.
"No, Gandalf, I haven't... not really. Why, then? Why is it so large and bulbous?" Frodo asked curiously and innocently.
"Only for YOUR pleasure, my lad," replied Gandalf slyly.
Frodo looked scared. Or more likely, intrigued.
"Would you like me to demonstrate?" asked Gandalf with a twinkle in his eye.

STOP STOP!
We cannot continue this story, as it would then turn into and R-rated one. VERY BAD!!!

If you would like to read the continuing adventures of Frodo and Gandalf, go to your nearest adult bookstore and purchase "How to Redecorate Your Frodo with a Gandalf".

Thank you, good night.