Things Naruto should never do

Naruto should never:

1. say he hates ramen

2. say he doesn't want to become the hokage

3.say konoha sucks

4 .…unless he want to be killed by everyone in the village

5. smack sakura on the butt

6. …unless he wants to die

7. …or go to the hospital for months

8. touch tsunade' s breast

9. …unless he has a death wish

10. ask garra where he get his make – up from

11. …unless he wants to buried alive with sand

12. stick the middle finger at Temari

13. …unless he wants that finger up his butt

14.…and it would be stuck there for months

15. tell lee his youthfulness sucks

16. …unless he wants to hear lee go on and on about youth

17.tell neji he looks like a girl

18. …unless he wants to deal with his byakuya

19. …and end up in the hospital for a while

20. tell tenten she cant hit any of her targets

21. ..unless he wants to be target practice for her kunai

22. steal kakashi' s book

23. …unless he wants to be scared out of his mind

24. step on shino' s favorite bug

25. …and end up with ants in his pants

26. tell kiba dog suck and cats rule

27. …and have Akamaru chase him around the village

28. tell kankuro his puppets suck

29. …unless he wants to die because of to much poison in his body

30. tell saskue the uchia clan sucked

31. …unless he wants a chidori up his butt

32. tell choji he is fat

33. …and end up getting rolled on

34. ask ino why she is so ugly

35. …and wake up, only to find himself about to jump off a cliff

36. ask hinata why she always look sick

37. …and end up making her face turn red and faint

38. …and then get chased by an angry neji

39. tell jiraya there are naked mermaids at the bottom of the lake

40. …then afterwards get chased by an angry wet jiraya

Well that is all the things naruto should NOT do. If he did, then he would be beyond dead. And if naruto is reading this, I hope you don't do those stupid things I listed. You. Will. Die. Do you understand? Oh who am I kidding. We all know you, naruto, are going to do it anyway. Well it was nice knowing you.

And for the rest of the readers, thanks for reading. Please tell me who I should do next? Maybe hinata…Yea I think I'm going with hinata.

Oh! I almost forgot. If you want, you can tell what hinata can never do. It would help me a lot. Just put it in the review and I'll add that to things hinata should never do.

Thnx for reading! See ya next time! Peace out!