Why Zim is an Alien!

I had to submit this under X-Files because FFN doesn't allow me to submit fan fiction for Mysterious Mysteries. They used to, but they stopped for some reason. Apparently if someone is the only one submitting fiction to category, and that person is consitent flamed for their stories, then it is in the best interest of FFN to remove that category. But that's not important right now. What I have to say here is.

Earth is under attack by an invader from another planet!

But you won't believe me, no one ever does. Even when I have proof! Why must everyone be so blind? Just because I'm a kid doesn't mean that I don't know what I'm talking about. I've been studying this since I was born, and I know it better than ANY paranormal investigator. Believe me, I met one. He wasn't very good.

Back to the alien. His name is Zim. He posing as a 10 year old boy and he goes to school with me. Everyone else is tricked by his disguise, but I'm not.

First exhibit A, well not really because FFN doesn't allow images. But just imagine what he looks like! He's green. All the time. Its not a skin condition! No one has a skin condition that makes them green! And he's got these big eyes that aren't real, and no ears, and messed up alien organs. You ever notice how he doesn't blink like normal humans? Most humans blink once every 10 seconds, or an average of 6 time a minute, or about 360 in an hour. Zim blinks once every 11 seconds. Yes eleven seconds! He's trying so hard to fool us, but basic human characteristics prove to difficult for him to master. See? See! He's also got this stupid hair. Its NOT a toupee, he has antennas underneath that. And this is just what he looks like.

Have you ever listened to him? He always talking about the filthy humans, or how he hates the earthies and how everyone's head is always so big. A Big Head? Is that the best you can do? Where'd they teach you insults Zim, at Brian's Academy For Telling Someone With A Perfectly NORMAL Sized Head That There Head Is Big? That's just lame!

Here's what I know: His name is Zim, he is an Irken Invader. He was sent here by his leaders who's only qualification is that they are tall. How stupid is that? I'm talling than Zim, why won't he submit to me? He is also accompanied by this little robot who is equipped with some sort of Aggravation Module. He attacks with some sort of mental disruption.

So far I have been able to foil his plans, actually its very easy. But I need your help. Right now he's posting Fan Fiction designed to hypnotize and control its readers. So STOP READING them. And leave them horrible reviews.

Agent Mothman out.