All of a sudden, Dipper heard an all-too-familiar cackle. He groaned as the world drained of color. "Bill? What do you want?" the teen sighed.
"Oh, I just came to pay you a visit!" Bill exclaimed as he appeared out of a flash of blue flames. "After all, I haven't seen my precious Pine Cone in a year and…." Bill froze. Dipper noticed that the triangle was starting to turn slightly pink.
"Did… did you just call me Pine Cone?" Dipper asked incredulously. "Geez, Bill, I've barely been gone from Gravity Falls for a year and you've already forgotten my name?" he teased.
"Oh, shut up, Pine Tree, you knew what I meant," Bill grumbled.
"Next you'll start calling Mabel 'Flying Comet' and Soos will be 'Exclamation Point,'" Dipper continued.
"Stop it Pine Tree, I just got flustered because I was excited to see you again!" the triangle blurted out. Now Bill had a very pronounced pink tint to his glow. "That is, I was excited to see you so I could finally obliterate the Pines family…"
"I missed you too, Bill," Dipper said as he looked up at the demon. The two stared at each other for a couple seconds before Dipper broke the awkward silence. "Well I need to unpack, so, um, yeah."
"Have fun with that. That sounds like an enjoyable task. Lucky for me, I'm not a meat sack like you that has to use their own bare hands to unpack things." Bill rambled.
"Ugh, just leave, Bill," Dipper said exasperatedly.
"Whatever you say, Pine Tree," the demon said. In a flash of blue flames, he disappeared. Whatever you say...