I don't own the song "Yoda," by Weird Al Yankovic. I don't own InuYasha either. All I did was have a little funny smashing the two together. Well, hope you enjoy.
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Jaken Meets "Yoda"
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Sesshoumaru looked at a piece of paper. He changed some of the words to make it his own and then he sang it outloud. Luckily, no one was there besides him.
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"I met him in a swamp down in the Fuedual Era
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S.O.D.A., soda
"I saw the little runt stitting there on a dragon by me
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, "jaken"
J.A.K.E.N., jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Well, i've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a froggy, but stands just like me
Oh my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How this little thing can not be dead by my hand
Oh, my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Well, I left home about a month before
And I will always want to kill that half-brother ofcourse
But InuYasha, he still bothers me like before
He says, "jaken will make you insaine you dork."
"Well, I'm the kind that would argue with him
So it looks like I'll keep goinging again
With my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"So I used my sword
I cut up Naraku
I picked up Rin
Now I might as well be dead
But I won't forget what my father said
"He said, "'sho, stay away from that brother of yours
And if you start to go crazy, let the sword be your guide
Oh my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"I know InuYasha's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed
Oh, my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Well, I heard his friends really got in a mess
So I'll just go make sure that they got killed, I guess
But I know that they will kill Naraku some day
I'll be playing my part 'till I'm old and gray
"The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these episodes 'till the end of time
With my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken."
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I hope you liked it. :)
Sry. I don't know where I get the ideas for this stuff. If you liked this one you should read, "Kagome's Music and InuYasha's Talent." I don't know where I got the idea for that one either......
*****
Jaken Meets "Yoda"
****
Sesshoumaru looked at a piece of paper. He changed some of the words to make it his own and then he sang it outloud. Luckily, no one was there besides him.
~
"I met him in a swamp down in the Fuedual Era
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S.O.D.A., soda
"I saw the little runt stitting there on a dragon by me
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, "jaken"
J.A.K.E.N., jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Well, i've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a froggy, but stands just like me
Oh my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How this little thing can not be dead by my hand
Oh, my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Well, I left home about a month before
And I will always want to kill that half-brother ofcourse
But InuYasha, he still bothers me like before
He says, "jaken will make you insaine you dork."
"Well, I'm the kind that would argue with him
So it looks like I'll keep goinging again
With my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"So I used my sword
I cut up Naraku
I picked up Rin
Now I might as well be dead
But I won't forget what my father said
"He said, "'sho, stay away from that brother of yours
And if you start to go crazy, let the sword be your guide
Oh my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"I know InuYasha's really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed
Oh, my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Well, I heard his friends really got in a mess
So I'll just go make sure that they got killed, I guess
But I know that they will kill Naraku some day
I'll be playing my part 'till I'm old and gray
"The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these episodes 'till the end of time
With my jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
"Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
Jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken
ja-ja-ja-ja jaken."
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I hope you liked it. :)
Sry. I don't know where I get the ideas for this stuff. If you liked this one you should read, "Kagome's Music and InuYasha's Talent." I don't know where I got the idea for that one either......