About Us
Since our humble beginnings in World War II, we at Perks & Killstreaks, Inc. have continued to bring you the best in killing each other on the battlefield. Based in Switzerland, we serve clients ranging from the U.S. Navy SEALs to the Spetznaz, and even OpFor and other various terrorist groups. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't trust us! We are equal opportunity killers.
So what is it we do? Simply put, we are a multitrillion dollar business offering equipment, air support, and all kinds of other goodies to our clients. There is no weapon manufacturer, no vehicle factory, and no world government that is not under our control. It took a while to buy people out, but we did it!
Perks & Killstreaks was founded by Perkins Streak, an excellent entrepreneur, in 1937. Smelling war on the horizon in Europe, he made the executive decision to borrow $10,000 to buy a little reconnaissance plane, an artillery piece, a dog kennel, and a few willing pawns. Sure enough, WWII broke out, and what a great war it was. What started off as catering to the Germans and the Russians quickly expanded to the Americans and the Japanese.
The Cold War similarly saw a high amount of prosperity as Perkins invested heavily in aircraft technology. Bombers and fighter and reconnaissance planes: It was a good time for business.
The untimely death of Perkins after a freak explosives accident led to a power struggle towards the end of the Cold War, and the business seemed to be falling apart until Perkins Streak III took the helm. By this time, in 2006, the inventory was reduced down to a few aging helicopters, several unmanned recon drones, and three fighter jets.
Mercifully, he had his grandfather's business acumen, and soon, with the funding of a few Russian and Middle Eastern terrorist groups, business was booming again. And so here we are…why don't you take a look at our inventory? You might find something you like.