Disclaimer: Okay, I was going to try to make this rhyme, but that would just be a waste of time. (Well, apparently it can't be helped...) I don't own Naruto, it's characters, or Dr. Seus. My mother owns me. D:
A-rik-tik-tk! In the drum of Gaara's ear.
A-rik-tik-tk! Such a horrid thing to hear,
But a-rik-tik-tk! then it came once more.
A-rik-tik-tk! Oh the sound he did abhor!
"Now what could that ever be?"
Gaara pondered silently.
Then a thought came to his mind
And he left his room behind
To go a-bursting and a-busting
Through his brother's office door.
A-rik-tik-tk! "Now cut that out!"
"Your puppet's clanking, rikking, tikking!
"Can't you see that I was sitting,
Trying to do my paperwork?"
"Why no, I didn't." said Kankuro,
"Your room is three doors down the hall!
"Why no, I wasn't aware at all,
That you were doing your paperwork."
Then Gaara realized suddenly,
"Oh my word, how rude of me!
To burst and bust right through your door,
To stop the sound I did abhor!"
But how disturbing now to see,
Poor Gaara was completely OOC!
Kankuro shuddered at the thought.
This terrible rhyme scheme had to stop!
"Brother, don't you realize our speech is being changed?
The fiend that's done this surely is another kind of strange..."
And who could make such poetry, so totally deranged?
Why Aizoh, of course! That wicked girl, something is definitely wrong with her brain...
"Just one hope left..." Kankuro heard.
Gaara said, "That terrible habit of hers."
"She loves to write and her stories won't stop,
But she never finishes anyth
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Author's note: I am a dumbass.