"Je suis désolé que je ne peux pas. Un yack a mangé ma jambe et a parti avec cela. Ce doit avoir été affamé."

"Pardonné?"

«Je suis désolé que je ne peux pas. Un yack a mangé ma jambe et a parti avec cela. Ce doit avoir été affamé.»

"Did you just say what I think you said?"

"Um, what did you think I said?"

"I'm sorry I couldn't. A yak ate my leg and ran off. It must have been hungry, or something like that."

"Yes! That's what I tried to say anyway. Was it right?"

"It was close enough."

"I learnt it just for you Remus. Are you proud of me?"

"Very, who taught you it?"

"A French dictionary. Wanna hear what else I learnt?"

"Go on then."

"Femme le bouche, je suis on fromage et femme le jambes je ne pas la poisson."

Very good Sirius, but it's; je n'aime pas le poisson. And why on earth did you say shut your mouth I am a cheese?"

"Well I was close. I learnt something else wanna hear?"

"Oui"

"Pardon?"

"Yes Sirius, I want to hear."

"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce sois?"

«Oui, oui.»