I was so frakking bored, so I made this up. It's obviously a ridiculous pairing, but somehow it makes so much sense.
It's a little AU, because Iceman picked Shadowcat over Rogue. And, Darcy and Jane stayed in New York, hidden at SHIELD HQ. Also, some of the X-Men are at SHIELD (Rogue, Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, and Wolverine). It's during Avengers, so we got deranged Loki.
Rated T for language and violence.
Rogue/Loki (I know, right? But it was niggling at my mind, so it happened.)
A pretty auburn-haired young woman was walking around the SHIELD facility, muttering to herself, tucking her white bangs behind her left ear.
"How do I find my way around this goddamn place?" She looked around the base, watching agents shuffle around, giving her dirty looks.
"Freak..." she heard some people mutter among themselves. "Don't let her touch you, you might not wake up..." an agent jeered. The young mutant shrunk into herself, trying to block their mocking gazes.
"Oh shut up!" A voice shouted. "You have no right to talk about shit about her, you asshats. Like you're any better!" The mutant looked up to see a blue-eyed brunette wearing glasses. She was clad in a baggy sweater and jeans, a red beanie on her head. She walked up to the stunned woman, extending a hand.
"'Sup, I'm Darcy. And you are?" The auburn haired mutant made sure her gloves were on, and grasped Darcy's hand, shaking it. "I'm Rogue." Darcy's eyes widened, and Rogue's heart sank. Great, a potential friend, gone. "Whoa! You're that awesome mutant!" Rogue's head snapped up, her mouth gaping.
"What?" she said, shocked. "I totally love you! You have, like, the coolest powers ever!" Darcy babbled on and on, but Rogue wasn't listening, stuck in her own thoughts. She wants to be my friend, even if she knows what I am. She was snapped out of her musing by Darcy tapping her shoulder.
"Hello? Earth to Rogue?" Darcy waved her hand in Rogue's face. "Huh?" Darcy sighed. "I said, do you want me to show you to your room?"
"Sure." Darcy grabbed Rogue's bicep, careful to not touch any of Rogue's skin. She tugged on Rogue's arm, leading her towards her room. "Your room has a similar number to mine, so we might be neighbors." Darcy chattered. After several minutes of tugging, they stopped at a door. Darcy looked at the number. "Wow, your room number is really, really similar to mine."
She typed in the code, assuming a super spy air. "Your room number is the code. Tell no one." The doors slid open, and Darcy walked in, her arms in an exaggerated welcoming gesture. "This is your-Holy shit!" Rogue jumped, getting into a battle stance. "What? What?" Darcy's azure eyes widened. "This is my room, with another bed in it." She turned to the auburn-haired mutant. She grinned. "We're gonna be roomies!"
Done!
This is just a test run, so if you like it, tell me.
Pandora out, peeps!