Disclaimer: I do own it (handed a subpeona) . . . dammit. . .
New Year's we were pretty crazy. And somehow or another this ended up happening. The fic I mean. It was random words and spews from everyone. And it all started with Laith's rap XD. Which we got on camera. Can anyone say YouTube??!?? So here's the final product. I just fixed it up and made it make sense... sort of...
Warnings: Crack, OOC-nessness, nonesensical whimsy, oh! the language, misrepresentations, maybe even some copyrighted material, drugs, guns, ho's, yo momma fights, all that stuff...
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(cough cough) This is like... introduction or something... prolouge? I don't think so, but whatever...
Oh snap! Who dat?! A Pimp Named Hiashi!
Pimp suit, cane, and saying proud:
"Hold up wait a minute, let me put some pimpin in it."
Bling isn't cheap, he's gotta make some dough roll in.
He's gotta get soma his bitches in some sucka's bed.
Don't mess with this biug boy outta yo class.
Cause a pimp named Hiashi'lll bust a cap in yo ass.
... my sister can't rap... but it still had all of us laughing our asses off...
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Down in the ghetto everyone hangs around this club owned by the tripple OG tripple tripple Gaara. It was going good. No foul no prob. Suddenly...
Naruto busted into the club.
"OH! SNAP!! A PIMP NAMED HIASHI ISA COMIN!! HIDE THE BITCHES!! HIDE THE HOES!!
Lee leaned into Gaara.
"Can you spell it that way? "Hoes"?"
Naruto glared at him.
"Shut the fuck up Mr. Bushy-Brow motherfucker. I spell my shit however the hell I want."
Gaara dragged Naruto down into the seat next to him.
"What the hell are you goin bout? A Pimp Named Hiashi? What does that bitch want now?"
"I don't know. But I was on my way here and I saw him comin this way y'hear? And he's got his cane all shined up like. He's gonna recruit, I just know it."
Sasuke walked over to the pair sitting down.
"Recruit what? He's got all them bitches that hang round here."
Naruto stood up and glared at him.
"He ain't got yo moms."
"OOOHHH"
"He don't need her. He gots his hands full with yours."
"OOOHHH"
"Bitch! Say that to my face!"
"I say yo momma's so skanky and so poor, her trick was her treat."
"Yeah? Yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hut said "DAMN!!""
"Yo momma's so fat, Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon. That's yo momma!""
"Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks safe sex means locking the car door."
"Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she should be HOkage."
Kiba in the background: "Weak!"
Sasuke flipped him the bird. "Shut the fuck up bitch."
Naruto pushed his shoulder to get his attention.
"Yo momma's so dark, when she goes to night school, teacher mark her absent!"
"OOOHHH"
Sasuke stared at him hard.
"Yo momma... has a job and is a respected member of this community."
"NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY MOMS THAT WAY!!"
Naruto jumped him and started throwing punches. Soon they were fighting and crashing against everything. Sasuke pinned him down the moment the door was flung open again.
"Bitch! Get yo ass off my merchandise!"
There heads flung in the door's direction.
"Oh snap!! A Pimp Named Hiashi!"
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That's all I've got for now (laughs). That's about as far as we got on new year's too. so i'm trying to come up with an ending. but i thought that i should put something up since it's been awhile.