Disclaimer:

I don't own KHR! or the cover picture.


Mammon/Viper

An Ode to a Thief


The sweetest lies

the sourest truths

all bite.

Look at that gold

and the wealth they ooze

all light.

They won't mind if

I liberate some

all right?

As I bid farewell

with a hum keeping mum

all night.

Diamonds, coins, silver and more

I don't discriminate

all might.

So long as there's money

I won't be late

all fight!


Prompt Idea:

Viper's a thief, using their Mist Flames to help them pull off heists at parties frequented by the rich. She/he often pretends she's/he's a wealthy person too, while secretly mining information and other things to sell off later. She's/he's angry at the curse, because it's too draining for them to use illusions to keep up an adult appearance, so that cashflow avenue is cut off. Still, after making a name as an Arcobaleno, Viper is approached by the Varia with an offer to be a Guardian. Viper initially refuses, but the Varia are persistent, and keep chasing her/him down, usually interrupting important deals and transactions. Fed up with losing money because of them, Viper agrees to join, but only after an intense haggling session over her/his wages, job benefits, retirement perks, etc. (A lawyer is even hired, but soon passes out from the tension.)

Do you think I should write it as a three-shot? Or would someone else like to take up the prompt?