-Before we start this is my first songfic ever so sorry if it's bad and I am all for the Bella x Edward couple it's just I heard the song on CMT and I felt I could do something with it. ENJOY!
Right
now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and
she's probably getting frisky...
A certain golden eyed teen had his arms wrapped around the slim waist of a blonde girl who had recently approached him. She's giggling loudly and hugging him tightly around the neck, kissing his cheeks between her laughter.
Right
now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she
can't shoot whiskey...
The two break apart and saunter over to the bar. His fake age is just
barely old enough to get him some alcohol while he buys her a sweet
drink minus any liquor. Right now, he's probably up behind
her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
They down their drinks and head over to an open pool table. She sat
on the side and sent a smile in his direction. He grabbed a pool
stick and pulled her off the table with a kiss. He turned her and
gave her the stick taking both hands in his own two. He leaned over
her back so his face is right by her ear. Whispering sweet nothings
in her ear and sending chills down her back, they shoot the ball and
it hits a few others and soon the entire set is rolling around. And
he don't know...
Another certain girl walks to the parking lot after noticing the
couple and takes a bat conveniently located in the bed of her
pickup… Maybe next time he'll think before he
cheats.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty
little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather
seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed
a hole in all 4 tires...
The girl smirks to herself as she walks back towards the bar leaving a slightly smoking silver Volvo behind her.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash
version of Shania karaoke..
Right
now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a
thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
The blondy had a mic in her hands and she was singing with an on
purpose slur. The song ends and she stumbles down the steps of the
stage into his cold arms. He helps her walk over to a heightened
table and they kiss. He runs his hands up and down her arms slowly,
looking directly into her eyes stunning her like a deer in front of
headlights. Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
worth of that bathroom polo That I dug
my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel
drive,
And he don't know...
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a
Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4
tires...
Our poor victim of cheating sits in her truck the heat going on high,
her pleasant memories of destruction running through her mind. Maybe
next time he'll think before he cheats.
She starts up the engine all the way and drives to the reservation another way to make him suffer if his feelings for her still exist.
When she returns, Jacob is sitting next to her with a grin plastered
on his face since he was filled in on her plan but would think of
other things to keep it secret. I might've saved a little
trouble for the next girl, Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Cause the next time that he
cheats...
The two walk courageously into the bar in full sight of all the girls
from her class in her years of high school. They walk straight over
to the couple. "Edward," Is all the girl says, tossing his Volvo
keys to him. Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into
the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my
name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both
headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
"Bella?" Is his response. She turns and nods to Jacob who sends
an image of the silver Volvo in the lot. He gasps and runs out to
look at his baby leaving the two girls together. The blonde haired
female sighs, understanding that he was cheating on her too. Maybe
next time he'll think before he cheats. Ohh.. Maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats... Ohh... before he cheats...
Bella, the blonde girl, and Jacob all exit the bar and laugh as they pass Edward. Jacob reaches and gives Bella a hug showing Edward that she's with him now. They hop in the truck and drive off.
-I know, I know, I followed the song but I didn't really have any ideas of my own. Just felt this might be fun to do. And go ahead, light me on fire flamers I can't really burn if I don't really care about the project. ;) Hope at least someone will get a kick out of this.