Inuyasha vs. Barbie
By: Mizuroze
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and I probably never will.
A.N. This is my first Inuyasha fic so please be nice and if you like Kagome, don't read this story, because I don't personally like her and I might offend you, so go ahead and read but don't be mad if I insulted you because I warned you.
Evil Barbie
"Inuyasha, sit!" Yelled Kagome. They were all standing by the well when Kagome came through with some new items she wanted to show to Miroku, Sango, Kilala, Shippo, and mostly Inuyasha.
"This is a quiet intriguing doll." Stated Miroku as he picked up a Barbie.
"That's a Barbie doll," replied Kagome, "little girls play with them, older girls collect them."
"That's nice," said Inuyasha.
"Can I play with it?" Asked Shippo.
"Sure, just be careful with it." Kagome replied.
"I think I saw it move!" Exclaimed Inuyasha.
"That was random," said Sango, "but I guess you wouldn't know that dolls can't move, you've probably never seen one."
"She's right Inuyasha, dolls can't move, they aren't real." Miroku said.
"Inuyasha, she can't hurt you; she's made out of scrap materials, not flesh and blood. She's not mechanical either." Kagome said.
"Mechanical?" Asked Inuyasha.
"Never mind, the point is she can only move if someone is moving her."
"Ya, I'm so sure. I'm telling you I saw her move."
"Inuyasha, be reasonable. If you're scared of her just say so, instead of making up fake stories."
"I'm not lying, scared, or telling stories. I can't believe you Kagome, why would I be scared of a doll? It can't do any damage. Why won't you listen to me?"
"Inuyasha, how dare you, SIT!"
"Calm down Kagome, I'm sure there's a good reason for the way Inuyasha is acting. Isn't that right Inuyasha?" Stated Miroku.
"Oh, now you're on his side, you're an idiot Miroku!" Screamed Kagome as she slapped Miroku on the cheek.
"I'm not on anyone's side Kagome." Miroku replied as he stroked the hand mark on his face. "I'm just saying that it's possible, like why you hit me on the check."
"Fine, Inuyasha, why did you make up that ridiculous story?" Questioned Kagome.
"Why would I make up something that stupid?" Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha, just tell us, it wouldn't hurt." Stated Shippo.
"Just get off my case. Kagome, wasn't there some other stuff you wanted to show us?" Inuyasha remarked.
"Oh yeah, I forgot. Here, this is a bottle of smelly lotion; this is a pencil sharpener; this is a bottle of perfume; this is cologne; this is a brush; this is shampoo and conditioner…" Kagome went on.
"We're going to be sitting here for hours." Shippo complained.
"I agree; I'm getting out of here." Inuyasha retorted. Kagome went on and on as Inuyasha slowly walked away. He hoped Shippo wouldn't say anything about him leaving because he didn't want to hurt Kagome's feelings. "She'll understand," he muttered to himself for comfort.
A while later, Inuyasha decided to go back and see if Kagome was finished talking, but out of no where, the bushes started moving.
"Who's there?" He yelled. He started searching and looking for what he had heard. When Inuyasha looked behind a bush for something he knew would be there. "It's Barbie." He picked her up and cautiously started heading back.
"Owwww! It bit me." Inuyasha dropped Barbie to look at his hand. "Not to bad, but it's still bleeding. I should go tell Kagome. But what should I do with this doll? Should I leave it here? Should I bring it with me? I'll leave it. Kagome might think I stole it and tried to rip it apart." Again Inuyasha heard the rustling noise and he quickly turned around. There was Barbie, standing up in front of him.
"Let's play, let's play, let's play." Barbie said.
"I don't have time you stupid doll!" Inuyasha replied.
"Then you will die, then you will die, then you will die." Repeated Barbie. She started running toward him, so he ran.
"What the hell!" Screamed Inuyasha.
"You're dead meat, you're dead meat, you're dead meat." Barbie repeated.
"Quit that!"
"Why, why, why?"
"It's annoying!"
"So, so, so?"
"Somebody help me!"
"Why, why, why?"
"Arrgghhh!"
"You're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid."
"SHUT UP!"
"Is there a reason, is there a reason, is there a reason?"
"Just shut up you stupid little doll!"
"That's not nice, that's not nice, that's not nice."
"SO WHAT!"
"You're mean, you're mean, you're mean."
"That's your problem, does it matter?"
"Duh, duh, duh." All of a sudden Barbie pulled out a small plastic knife and jumped on Inuyasha, then started stabbing him with it.
"Oh, ow, get off you stupid doll." At that moment he grabbed Barbie and threw in head first into the freezing cold, black, lake. Then, he quickly, but cautiously, started heading back toward the well.
About 5 minutes later, he was back at the well, to be greeted by a very furious Kagome.
"INUYASHA! How dare you leave?" She cried. By some tall oaks were Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kilala were covered in a pile of Kagome's "goodies".
"Barbie was attacking me, she started stabbing me with a fake knife!" Yelled Inuyasha.
"Then where's Barbie?" Kagome questioned.
"I threw her in the lake."
"WHAT, she was a collectable."
(AN. someone was a little obsessed.)
"You can deal with it, it's pure evil, it bit me."
"She's not an it; let me see where she bit you." (a.n. Yeah really obsessed.) When Inuyasha showed his hand the bit wound was completely healed.
"So, where is it?"
"It already healed, I am a demon after all."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Well, for one thing, demons cuts heal faster."
"Oh yeah, I forgot."
"Oh, jeez, nice Kagome."
"Now you don't have proof that she bit you."
"Well, how can I prove it to you?"
"If we see Barbie trying to kill you, then we can believe it, but otherwise we know you're lying."
"Fine, I'll prove it to you." Something not recognizable all the sudden pulled Inuyasha behind the bushes. Then, Kagome and Shippo heard Inuyasha scream with a mechanical laugh right behind it.
"What was that?" Questioned Shippo.
"Who cares, he threw my Barbie in the lake." Cried Kagome.
When Miroku and Sango finally got out of the giant pile it was dark, and Kagome and Shippo had already set up camp.
"Where's Inuyasha?" Asked Sango.
"He flew into the bushes." Stated Shippo.
"WHAT!" Yelled Miroku and Sango.
"Something pulled him in about 4 hours ago. We haven't seen him since." Kagome remarked.
"Why aren't you looking for him?" Yelled Sango. "He could be injured."
"We were waiting for you." Stated Shippo. At that moment Inuyasha stumbled out of the brush and he had Barbie stamped across his forehead.
"You waited for two unconscious people!" Yelled Inuyasha.
"Yeah, we didn't want to leave them here. I also didn't want to leave my stuff here unprotected, someone might steal it." Stated Kagome. (a.n. Yeah, like I said, obsessed.)
"Why couldn't Shippo watch your stuff?" Questioned Inuyasha.
"What if I needed help getting you back here? Shippo isn't strong enough, we would all be stuck." Kagome said.
"Oh, I never thought of that. Well, look what that doll did to me; she stamped her name across my forehead and ripped up my shirt with a needle. Your lucky that she didn't injure me." Inuyasha remarked.
"Please calm down Inuyasha, maybe we can find a way to fix this." Miroku said.
"Fine," Inuyasha replied. As he walked toward the camp, the earth fell out beneath him. "What the…" was all he could manage to say before he hit the water that was in the dark depths of the hole.
"Inuyasha!" Screamed Kagome. (a.n. Oh no Oo, she's obsessed with Inuyasha to, when will the madness end?)
"Someone help him!" Shouted Shippo. Before Kagome could dive in Barbie's head popped out of the water. Shippo cautiously picked the doll up and set it on the ground. At that moment the hole began to drain and Inuyasha's head came into view.
"That stupid doll, it tied me under water!" Yelled Inuyasha, after 15 minutes of being under the water.
"That explains why you didn't just pop back up to the surface." Sango stated.
"I say we should have an extra look at this Barbie to see if she has any clues on her, same with Inuyasha." Said Shippo.
"I'll look over the Barbie, Kagome, you can look over Inuyasha." Miroku remarked.
"Okay, hold still Inuyasha." Kagome replied. She and Miroku checked over Inuyasha and the Barbie, while Sango, Kilala, and Shippo kept a look out.
"I think I saw something move in the bushes." Shippo said. All of a sudden Bugs Bunny jumped put of the bushes and said, "What's up docs?"
"You're in the wrong place," yelled Kagome, "this is the wrong story!"
"Sorry docs, I got lost, can you show me how to get to Hollywood?" Bugs asked. As Kagome drew the map Miroku gave a yelp of pain.
"OWWWW! I think something bit me." He said as he looked down at his bleeding hand. Sure enough there was a bit mark that was the size of Barbie's mouth. Barbie jumped out of his hands and started to go after Inuyasha. As he got up to run Barbie grabbed him, picked him, and threw him into the lake, and then dove in herself.
"What the hell?" Yelled Sango.
"Nice try Inuyasha!" Yelled Kagome. "Get out of the lake now!" As the minutes passed the group started to get more and more worried.
"A sea monster is coming out of the lake!" Shouted Shippo.
"It might be Inuyasha." Stated Miroku.
"Go check it out Kilala." Whispered Sango. Slowly Kilala went over to the so-called sea creature. The figure petted Kilala and then slowly struggled on to her back. When Kilala arrived, everyone stood there and it was absolutely quiet. It was Barbie who was on Kilala's back, but she was human sized. Inuyasha was also on Kilala's back, but he was unconscious.
"Hello, I'm Barbie." She said. She shoved Inuyasha off Kilala and then slid of. Kagome and the others ran over to Inuyasha to make sure he wasn't harmed.
"Hey, Barbie, how did you…" Kagome started to say, then broke off when Barbie turned around. She was staring at them with blood red eyes.
"He should've never interfered!" Screamed Barbie. Inuyasha slowly sat up in a great state of confusion. Again, Barbie pulled out the plastic knife, pushed everyone out of the way, then stabbing Inuyasha with the knife.
"Oh, ow, I'm in a great deal of pain." Said Inuyasha in a sarcastic tone.
"We will get you yet Inuyasha." Hissed Barbie as she slowly disappeared.
"What the heck?" Shippo remarked.
"Meow." Said a voice.
"What was that?" Questioned Kagome in a frightened tone.
"I'm afraid it was Inuyasha." Said Miroku.
"I always thought you were a dog demon Inuyasha, that's what you told me." Kagome stated.
"I am, it's the curse of Barbie I tell you!" Screamed Inuyasha.
"I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation." Miroku replied.
"Why would I say meow? I hate cats?" Inuyasha yelled.
"Calm down, lets just forget about this." Sango said.
It was about midnight when Inuyasha stopped meowing and everyone got to sleep. About 2 hours after that Miroku awoke to a strange noise. He looked around at the darkness and realized Inuyasha was muttering something. He slowly walked closer as to not wake Inuyasha. Kagome got up to see too.
"What is it, Miroku?" She asked.
"Inuyasha is saying something, but I can't understand it, can you?" He replied.
"Oh my gosh, he's singing the meow mix song."
"Meow mix song?"
"It's a thing we advertise, meow mix, a cat food."
"How does he know it? Did he hear it when he went to your world Kagome?"
"No, maybe there is a curse of Barbie."
"Doubt it."
"Why?"
"She's a doll."
"But how did she get bigger?"
"Wait, she said 'We will get you…' earlier, what did she mean by that."
"Good point, maybe there's more."
"More what?"
"More Barbie's."
"True, we should get out of here then, Kagome, we may be in danger."
"In danger of what?" Questioned Sango.
"Barbie's, she said 'we' earlier, so there must be more Barbie's." Replied Miroku.
"Now it makes sense." Kagome remarked.
"More Barbie's?"
"We must wake the others."
"We'll tell you, as well as the others on the way to Kaede's. Just help us wake the others."
"Okay."
"We can ride Kilala, right?"
"Of course."
"Why wouldn't we be able to Miroku?"
"I just wanted to make sure it was okay with Sango."
"Okay, just hurry up and help me wake everyone else, come on Miroku, Sango." In a couple of minutes everyone was awake and ready to leave. They all got on Kilala and head toward the village.
"Look down, it's a herd of pink dots." Yelled Inuyasha.
"It must be an army of Barbie's." Miroku said.
"We better get out of sight so they can't follow us." Said Sango.
"Oh no, there's something on Kilala's leg." Shippo stated.
"What is it?" Asked Kagome.
"Not sure." Replied Shippo, as they landed in the forest to try and find out what it was that was on Kilala's leg.
A.n So, what do you think, please R&R, I would really appreciate it. :3