Chapter 1: The Royal Heist
"You may not know, but all actions have consequences. Some can be far worse than others. Some can cause a war; and some, can make a friend an enemy, and others… can bring them back…"
- The Director
About a year after the frozen incident and the acception of Queen Elsa of Arendelle, the kingdom of the fjord.
The fireworks go as citizens cheer and applaud for a year anniversary for their queen! Until—BOOM! An unexpected explosion appeared out of the blue; and everyone, the citizens of Arendelle, go into a quick panic, or confusion, or both. Then, as a sound of many propellers coming in from afar, cubed airships made of wood planks with red flags and banners with a square, tan, face with bright white eyes, arrived from above the sea. Multiple airships set out onto the town of the kingdom and one massive flagship targeted the castle while setting off three unidentified cubed beings heading straight for the castle's center, searching for the throne room.
As many green, cubed creatures leap out of the airships and onto the town, chaos raised and spread throughout the kingdom. Many of the threats that groaned 'Grruuuh!' and were composed of cubed, iron swords and armor, attacked and searched through many houses and other buildings. The citizens were in terror, while Arendelle guards try their best to aid them and fight off the 'monsters', but struggled as their queen was nowhere to be found. Until suddenly, the monsters all turned and looked at an airship that is mysteriously on fire and is headed straight for the docks below.
As the creatures wonder how their airship was taken down, three troops are sent by the obvious and bulky commander with reinforced iron armor. When the troops arrived to the crash they saw many of their allies on the ground, more dead than they already were, until suddenly, a cubed diamond sword comes drops from above and impales one of the troops in the head. Then, a cubed being came charging out of the wreckage and kicked an opposing troop in the face, knocking it out, reacquires the diamond sword from the destroyed creatures face and swinged it to the last one as it tried to block with their iron sword, but was hit with a final blow.
"Three zombies down, and maybe around three-hundred to go?" The being said as seven other cubed beings appeared from the crash.
Oh no, one of the beings speak up. "Suh dude. Narrator, how's it hangin' bro?" …I'm already tired of you. "Alright, let me get to the explainin' part. So we are Team Crafted. Well, former anyway, except me, I'm not part of Team Crafted; I was told just to come. Not by these guys of course, but either way, I'm here. You're welcome—" Ugh! So the team headed out to the—
"Hold it right there, bucko, buckshot… umm. Sorry, but allow me to introduce myself… and the team… and me… My name is David. Hi, what's the haps Narrator, how are you?" Very annoyed, thank you very much. "Good! So I am a diamond ore with limbs… pretty much. A humanoid diamond ore of Mine-e-craft-ooh. I have no face or ears or facial features and am wearing… is wearing? Is it 'is' or 'am'? I am wearing blue pants, a green shirt, and a black and yellow checkered hoodie. I am awesome and can break all of the fourth walls because I can; I'm not going to tell you why yet, it'll probably be answered for you later. The guy that defeated the three zombies—yes they were zombies. He has a white shirt, red and black checkered hoodie, blue pants, and long brown hair, is Mitch. This other is a guy that is a blue amphibian, apparently, and the gray tux and red tie is Quentin… he's a mudkip, y'know, Pokemon! Then there is this other guy with the blue spacesuit and the jetpack, that's Jason or TrueMU, whichever name. Okay, you know what, there is a lot of us in so little time, so I'm going to skim through it because we are kind of in a hurry here." Yes, please! "Shut up, Narrator! This guy with the black suit and shades is Sundee or Ian, bluh, bluh, bluh. Other guy, white shirt, tan pants, black headset with green outline is Deadlox, Ty, Tyler, his real name. Oh look, guy that is brown, furry, fluffy, bacca—another name for a wookie—thing, with black tux and red tie, is name Jerome. Sky, is a guy, with some black and gray medieval clothing that looks like it came right out of RuneScape and a purple amulet with a good amulet, black hair, and an eyepatch on both eyes. I ain't good at explaining things, but hopefully you get the gist of it. So, yeah that's them, I guess, did I miss anyone." No, move on now! "I mean, if you want a better explanation, just look them up in Google Images—that's what I did. Alright let's go guyyyy—and they left me again! Okay, I'll go find them. Toodles!" And so, this idiot of hero named David went on, into the village to find the others in the battle, of Arendelle.
The zombie commander has overpowered the princess. As she was wearing a nice soft green dress, she was on the ground against a parapet of a stone bridge that leads straight to the castle itself.
The commander raises his sword upon Anna, but Jerome and Mitch come in from behind, tackling him, banging his head against the stone. Then Mitch stabs him in his chest with his diamond sword, defeating him. Three nearby zombies that witnessed this action began closing in, forcing Jerome to defend them off with his diamond axe. He throw his axe to one of the zombie's faces, then dives towards to regain his axe out of the corpse, to then whale it onto another zombie's head, knocking him onto the ground. Another zombie swings his sword to Jerome, but he dodges back just in time and sweeps his legs with his axe, then raises his axe into the air and slams it onto his face.
Mitch and Jerome approach the beaten princess. "Princess Anna, are you alright? Where's your sister?" Mitch asked.
"Why are you destroying our home?" Anna pleaded.
"N-N-No, no, we're here to stop this attack and save—"
"Basically, we good guys, they bad guys," David casually explained while walking through the carnage. "Oh and, thanks for leaving me by the way." He told Mitch and Jerome.
"You're welcome," Jerome responded.
"So anyways, where is everyone, Mitch? Did they leave you too? Because that really sucks, doesn't it?"
"I think Sky, Jason, and Ty went to the castle to face off against Skybrine, WitherMU, and Enderlox." Mitch replied. "But that's all I really know."
"Why aren't you guys helping them? Those guys are a tough opponents, right?"
"We would, but we're trying to save the Queen," Jerome explained.
"Right! Elsa from Frozen, who is most likely being hunted by Skybrine, WitherMU, and Enderlox in the castle that's currently roughly frozen by Queen Elsa and her icy powers of iciness." David explained while pointing to the obvious castle. "Also, I like how all of the hostile zombies and skeletons that are causing chaos around us are completely ignoring us as we talk. So how has your day been, good sir?"
"Enough talking!" Mitch finished. "Me and Jerome will go to the castle and help out, and you do whatever you were told to do. Okay, let's go!"
"NO, WAIT!" Princess Anna yelled at Mitch and Jerome. "She is my sister! Let me go with you!" She demanded, despite the fact that she has no idea who they really are, or what they are.
"No way, this is way too dangerous for you," Jerome told her. "You would be a lot safer with David out here, away from the battle, in the castle."
"Yeah, stick with me and you'll be fine 43.625% of the time, don't ask why." David said by Anna's side. "And do not ask why I took the time to do the math!"
"Alright, now we go," Jerome stated before he and Mitch leave towards the castle in a complete hurry.
Anna yells to David. "So we're just going to stand here and do nothing?!"
"Uh, yeah." David replied.
"Well, I'm not doing that."
Princess Anna begins to walk to the castle, but suddenly gets blocked by David. "Hold on, we can't go yet, someone might catch us!" He exclaimed.
"Wait, you're going to help me? But you would be disobeying," Anna said a bit confused, but grateful.
"Do you not know who I am? I mean seriously, I do stuff like this aaaaaaaaaall the tiiiiiiiiiiiime! How else do you think I'm here?" I thought you said you were told to come. "And everyone believed it, I mean you believed it too, didn't you…? Narrator…? You there, buddy?"
Anna questions David, "Who are you talking to?"
"Don't worry about it, it's just logical stuff that doesn't apply for some weird and awesome reason. Let's just go, and ignore the Narrator's rudeness!" Sorry, I'm just not required to answer certain questions, also I don't like talking to you. "Ehhh, I get that a lot, but at least you're honest. Let's go now."
"Are you sure you are not crazy or something?" Anna questioned with a raised eyebrow.
David disagrees, "No. I know exactly why I can do this. It's just some universal power. It's confusing but… there's no but, it's just confusing. We go."
Anna exclaims. "Wait! First of all, who and what are you?"
"Good question, I am a diamond ore with limbs, a Crafter. We cubed beings are known as Minecrafters, but I'm sure that was pretty obvious to some of you readers out there," David explained, sort of. "Me and my team are all Crafters, good guys, that are skilled professionals—sort of—not really—we're all gonna die."
"What?!"
"Hi, my name is David." He greeted. "I've come to save the day, McCree style. We're gonna drop it like It's High Noon! And are we good now?"
"For now, I think. I don't understand what is going on." Anna said looking to the ground. "I still have no idea what you are."
David pats her on the back. "It's alright, you'll get used to it in a couple days, or weeks. When we get your sister you'll feel partially better. But you will still probably be worried because these guys can dominate the entire country or world with balls of fire and death at every march. Now let's go before we get caught." He said enthusiastically, not indicating anything wrong in his words.
"That doesn't make me feel better at all!"
"And I don't have a Gjallarhorn or even a Iron Gjallarhorn and can't use mods! Suck it up!" David yelled. "Ma gosh, mon! Let's go now!"
The two ran across the empty bridge and past the courtyard to the castle where they found nothing, nothing but an open castle door that leads to total darkness. They entered the castle with caution. (David: Well not exactly, I went in willy nilly and broke a vase or two… or four—they looked expensive—but she was cautious… I think, wasn't really paying attention. So you're half right). Please stop talking to me… thank you. Anna and David walk past the entrance and four broken expensive vases and are currently in search of anything that isn't hostile. Until suddenly, a golden— (David: Uh, actually it's butter. We prefer it like that, or at least Sky does). Fine! A 'buttery' cubed tentacle crashes through the ceiling and slams onto the floor in the way of the two, missing them by only a few feet. The tentacle then raises up back into the massive hole where it came from in a hurry. Anna and David both walk over to the hole in the ceiling. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Anna yelled to David.
"That, my friend, or ally, was Skybrine," David replied. "And that is where we needed to be… need to be. I meant need." He then stands directly under the hole and places a block of TNT. "Alright, Anna, so, you and I will stand on this TNT which I will blow up and send us flying to where we need to go. That was a poor explanation, but th-there you go." David explained.
"Ummm, I'm not sure about this. Is it safe?" Anna worried.
"Of course not, but this TNT has been modified to not do damage and have a lot of knockback." David explained. "Pretty convenient, I know. Also this isn't mine, so if anyone asks you about the TNT, don't say anything and walk away. So, ya ready for this? Hopefully?"
"Umm, YES!"
They both stand on the TNT and David hands Anna a diamond helmet to put on. She puts it on and David begins to count down. "3, 2, 1, 0, -1, -2, -3, -4—" JUST GO ALREADY! "Alright, fine, Narrator, geez, freakin' buzzkill." David ignites the TNT with a flint and steel which sends them flying high right into the ceiling of there waypoint. They smash upon a ceiling and fall to the floor. They look forward and see a massive wall of ice and Sky, Jason, and Ty fight the one only known as Skybrine—who looks like Sky, only with bright golden eyes—WitherMU—who is an armless and legless, flying, black skeletal creature with three Jason heads—and Enderlox, who looks like Ty, only with sharp claws and teeth, black wings, and a black tail with a blade tied to its tip.
Jason was pinning WitherMU on the floor as it was trying to shoot back. Ty was struggling to escape Enderlox's grasp upon his shoulder and leg as he was trying to penetrate the ice-wall with his purple fire charges. Sky was duking it out with gold swords against Skybrine, who has a very confident smile across his face.
It was already a madhouse before David and Anna got there and Jerome and Mitch were nowhere to be found. "I'll help them and you try and reach your sister!" David ordered Anna.
"WHAT!?" She exclaimed back as David runs towards Enderlox while pulling a weapon from his inventory. (David: My Attitude Adjuster—a massive hammer that creates an explosion upon every impact. My own, personal and signature weapon, thanks to mods). "Uhh, okay?" Anna said, not knowing what to do, or what is going on.
Anna runs across the right wall of the room, where she is greeted by the battle between Jason and WitherMU. She tries to sneak by the two to the far corner of the ice-wall. She screams to her sister. "Elsa it's me your sist—!"
BANG!
Skybrine, who is currently grabbing Sky by his throat, fired a block of gold out of his free hand, piercing through the ice-wall and hit Elsa directly in the stomach, throwing her against the the solid wall behind her, making her unconscious, tearing the ice-wall down. While the three enemies laugh and cheer in victory and the five heroes shout "NOOOO" dramatically in defeat. Skybrine to looks at Sky with a smirk on his face as Sky struggles to break free. Then suddenly, an anchor with Jerome and Mitch riding it all the way down, smashes through the ceiling and smashes Skybrine, sending him to the floor below and freeing Sky. With this distracting Enderlox, David pummels Enderlox with his Attitude Adjuster, throwing him across the room and knocking him out, thus releasing Ty. Meanwhile, Jason is smacking WitherMU with his diamond sword, slowly decreasing WitherMU's energy… then defeating it.
Anna makes her way to her sister, Queen Elsa, who is slowly getting up off the floor and was seen wearing an ice blue dress that reflected the light in the room.
"Elsa, are you okay?" Anna supported her sister.
"Yeah I'm fine…" Elsa notices the Crafters. "What are you?" She asked them, a bit alarmed while backing away.
"There's no time to explain. We need to get you out of here and to a safe area." Sky explained.
"Nah, we've got loads of time." David offers a handshake to Elsa. "Hi, my name is David—"
"DAVID!"
"Fine, but if anyone wants a friendly greeting, they ain't getting it!" David exclaimed with Anna and Elsa completely puzzled, but relieved. "Also, if there's No Time to Explain, then I guess there's No Land Beyond, and that's the Truth, that's my Super Good Advice for ya, I am glad to be your Chaperone… then Iron Gjallarhorn for the win! Yeah, some of you readers get those references."
The group exited the castle and passed the courtyard and the bridge where they are greeted by the lack of enemies, and Quentin and Ian.
"Hey, you found her! Good job!" Quentin cheered.
"Yeah, it was no problem at all." Jerome replied proudly with a smug grin.
"Ummm, would that be a problem?" Ian questioned while pointing to the very top of the castle.
The heroes turn around and view the castle's top. There they see Enderlox circling the roof, WitherMU flying towards a damaged flagship, and Skybrine hovering over the entire castle. Skybrine begins to constantly fire multiple blocks of butter onto the surface below, right in front of the group of heroes, creating a seven story tall monster made entirely out of golden blocks. "YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME! HEROBRINE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!" He controls his creation to slap all of the Crafters away from Elsa, who is blasting the monstrosity right in the chest. The monster reaches over to Elsa and grabs her in a tight fist to then slams it directly into her castle, only to watch rubble fall. It reaches over to the flagship's deck and releases her, who has become unconscious from the impact of her castle and the monster's grasp.
Skybrine flies to the flagship, losing control of his creature, causing it to slowly crumble away onto the floor, leaving only a mountain of gold blocks. Skybrine's fleet start to regroup as a purple rectangular portal forms in their path, in which they send into.
"NO, they're getting away! We have to do something!" Sky yelled in panic.
Ty tells him in a low tone. "No, it's too late. They're already gone. They're in the Nether. Herobrine's got her and who knows what he'll do."
"Wait, they're probably taking her to Herobrine's main Nether fortress, RIGHT?!"
"Yeah?"
"Isn't that where Ryan was taken?"
"Maybe?"
"So she'll be fine."
"Possibly?"
"Shut up, Ty."
David grabs Anna by her shoulders, "Okay, Anna we are going to get your sister back, okay? We'll be back with her. I just said that."
"No, she is my sister! I'm going with you!" Anna demanded.
"N-No, this is not just another battle here. This is not just another day in a Disney Movie full of singing and lettin' it go!" David explains. "Herobrine will hit us with his army of, of, zombies, skeletons, spiders, creepers, endermen, zombie pigmen, blazes, ghasts, wither skeletons, mods, and so on and so on and so on and I'm not just saying "so on" because I forgot the rest. You are definitely not—" The group of heroes, including Anna… and David, get spontaneously sucked into a blue portal that spawned below them, leading them to a blocky fortress, a Minecraft fortress.
"Oh would you look at that, we are in my universe now," David said surprised while looking around to the familiar setting. "WELL WELCOME ABOARD! You get your honorary $100 gift card to Best Buy," David holds up a gift card to Anna's face, "or ITunes or Xbox, whichever works for you. Actually, I'm just gonna guess that you don't need it because you're in like the 1700's and I'm in 2024, so I'm takin' it. You're welcome." David puts the gift card in his inventory. "I'm gonna trade it in for an Xbox Live gift card. Gonna use it to buy Silver Coins on Destiny; gonna get a punch of packages from Tess Everis. Or I could buy a bunch of loot boxes for Overwatch; Yeah, I want some new Junkrat, Reaper, and Reinhardt skins."
Anna only stares at David in confusion, not understanding at all what he is talking about. (David: I'm gonna have a lot of fun confusing her and maybe Elsa with stuff from my timeline. I'm can't wait to confuse Elsa with the Ice Breaker. That's an awesome exotic sniper that regenerates ammo and has explosive kills. Yeah, break the ice! Also if you haven't noticed, I can use the power of parenthesis to talk through text. However! I can break the parenthesis to talk through dialogue! It's some universal power. It's confusing, I know, trust me, I know, but this is also the first time I tried it, so don't judge me! Judge the Narrator!). Hey! (David: Oh just let it go! HA! Get it?! Also, I'm a terrible tour guide, but I don't care. I'm trying, and isn't that what truly matters?). No, go screw yourself. (David: Pfft! Well maybe I will!).