One day I decided to eat a pickle
After I found a shiny nickel
He said his name was Billy-Bob
I said I thought his name was Rob
He called me a cannibal and spit at me
It stung my eye like a bumble bee
I bit his head and chewed it up
I told him he tasted just like syrup
Then he punched me square in the eye
"Take that, freaking human!" is what he cried
And then I finally ate him with a fork
Billy-Bob the fighting pickle was no more