Avatar Pants
By: GoddessOfCsilla(Arya) and her sister, Hornet
A/N-Ok, I saw one of these done for Star Wars and I figured why not do it for Avatar? Yes, my sister I have taken Avatar quotes and replaced select words with pants. Actually, some of these are quite funny. The names in bold to the left are the characters who originally said the line. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: My sister and I do not own Avatar: the Last Airbender, yep.
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Aang: Want to go pants-sledding?
Prince Zuko: You're just pants!
Aang: That was pants? I used it to start the campfire last night.
Sokka: That was why the pants smelled so good...
Sokka: How come every time you play with magic pants, I get soaked?
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Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of pants kicked his butt yesterday.
Prince Zuko: How am I going to find the pants? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
Sokka: I'm sorry. I treated you like a girl when I should have treated you like pants.
Suki: I am a warrior, but I'm pants, too.
Katara: You call that pants?
Zhao: You can't compete with me. I have hundreds of pants under my command. And you, you're just a banished prince. No home. No allies. Your own father doesn't even want you.
Prince Zuko: You're wrong. Once I deliver the pants to my father, he will welcome me home with honor, and restore my rightful place on the throne.
Prince Zuko: That's not true.
Zhao: You have the pants to prove it.
Prince Zuko: Maybe you'd like one to match!
Aang: Did the definition of "pants" change in the last hundred years?
Fire Lord Ozai: You will learn respect, and pants will be your teacher!
Uncle Iroh: Is everything okay? It's been almost an hour, and you haven't given the men any pants.
Prince Zuko: My honor, my throne, my pants. I'm about to lose them all.
Uncle Iroh: So this is how the great commander Zhao acts in defeat... disgraceful! Even in pants my nephew is more honorable then you. Thank you again for the tea. It was delicious.
Aang: Wow, I haven't cleaned my pants in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...
Sokka: What is that?
Aang: This is Appa, my flying pants.
Sokka: Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.
Prince Zuko: It's good to know this trip was a complete waste of pants for everyone!
Aang: Hey! You did the Water Whip!
Katara: I couldn't have done it without your pants!
Sokka: Will you two quit congratulating each other and help me out?
Prince Zuko: I need you to find someone.
Jun, Bounty Hunter: What happened? Your pants run off on ya'?
Prince Zuko: It's not the pants I'm looking for...
Katara: My mother's pants! How did you get them?
Prince Zuko: I didn't steal them, if that's what you're wondering.
Prince Zuko: Now would you please put on some pants?
Herb Woman: Your friends have to suck on pants to get better.
Aang: Wait! My friends need to suck on those pants!
Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the pants whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
Aang: Hey, that pair of pants looks like a fluffy bunny!
Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny pants symbolize death and destruction.
Sokka: Can you even hear yourself?
Prince Zuko: I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my pants. I want my father not to think I'm worthless.
Uncle Iroh: I'm sure he doesn't. Why would he banish you if he didn't care?
Azula: In my pants, we exchange a pleasant hello before asking questions. Have you become uncivilized so soon, Zuzu?
Prince Zuko: Don't call me that!
Prince Zuko: Did you listen to Azula? Father's realized how important pants are to him. He cares about me!
Uncle Iroh: Zuko, I only meant that in our pants, things are not always what they seem.
Azula: Do the pants command this ship?
Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said "the pants would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the pants command this ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Prince Zuko: Pants are crazy!
Young Azula: Pants are going to kill you!
Young Azula: Really, they are.
Ty Lee: My pants have never been pinker!
Ty Lee: Is it just me, or were those pants kinda cute?
Mai: Please tell me you're here to pants me.
Azula: Well, look at this. Enemies and pants working together. I'm done. I know when I'm beaten. A princess surrenders with honor.
Prince Zuko: I know what you think. She's my pants so I should try to get along with her.
Uncle Iroh: No, she's crazy. She needs to be taken down.
Azula: You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblance? Here's a hint.
Azula: "I must capture the pants to restore my honor".
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Future chapters….maybe. Please, if you have anymore quotes in which pants can be inserted in a humorous way(lol, I sound so formal)send them in, in a review if you wish :)
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