This is the story of the Woody and Buzz Lightyear ship.
It was late at night in the Buzz Lightyear spaceship. The clock read 11:11. Buzz looked dreamily at the clock and whispered lightly to himself, "I wish Woody knew my true feelings."
Little did Buzz know that Woody was in the hallway of the spaceship listening to him. Woody said, "Buzz, you make me feel woody..."
Buzz sighed inside the room and sprinted to the hallway bathroom, Woody had no time to escape the sudden rush and had bumped into Buzz.
Buzz fell on top of Woody and blushed hard. "I'm so sorry, I didn't see you out here." Buzz said.
"But I saw you in there." Woody replied. Buzz blushed even harder than before.
"What did you mean when you said I should know your true feelings?" Woody inquired.
"Y-y-you heard that!?" Buzz said startled and jumped up off of Woody. By now Buzz could have easily been mistaken for a beet (meaning his face was really red).
"Of course I heard that handsome. You know it's only us two drifting off in space..." Woody said a bit naughtily.
Buzz got rock hard after that sentence and Woody saw it. "Why, your Woody's grown a lot Lightyear." Woody said.
"What about Bo-Peep Woody?" Buzz said in a breathless voice.
"Heh, her? Don't you know Buzz, I've always been gay." Woody said in response.
Buzz then leaped on Woody and said, "Initiate termination sequence X-10113-3457." The laser on Buzz's arm grew a bright red and was pointed straight at Woody's crotch.
"No, Buzz, I'm your master! You can't do this to me!" Woody screamed.
"Initiate sequence: shut up, faggot." Buzz said now in a robotic voice. Buzz blasted his laser straight into woody's grundle.
Woody lay on the floor crying while Buzz went back to his room, slammed the door shut, and went to sleep.
Just another day on the job.