what can I say about this? Hmmm ... not much past the fact that this was spawned from the comment 'Sam got arrested for prostitution?', the fact that there are two Sams in our group of friends and Emi-chan, Sammy-chan and I being very bored in Biology. Oh, and all three of us really really really like CSI.

Don't own CSI - that right belongs to smarter people.

DEFFINATLY A CRACK FIC.

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"Coming." A young woman headed to the door and opened it.

"Excuse me, are you Emilia Doe?" Gil Grissom asked her.

"Yeah, but my friends call me Emi." Emi was beaming at seeing the Greg Sanders standing on her porch next to the Gil Grissom. Emi was one of four friends that were obsessed with CSI.

"We're conducting and investigation. Can we ask you some questions?"

Emi was silent. The two men shared a look. Silence is an uncomfortable thing when it goes on for too long. The two on the porch shifted.

Completely serious Emi questioned the investigators, "Did Sam get arrested for prostitution?"

Silence again. As one Greg and Grissom pivoted to look at a young women standing at the bottom of the steps looking at her clipboard.

She looked up when she felt the stares. "What?!"

"Prostitution, Sam?" Grissom seemed skeptical.

"Huh?" Sam looked more confused then anyone.

Greg grinned. "Sooooo … How's business going?"

Sam seemed to have processed Grissom's statement. "WHAT?!"

Emi seemed to have figured out the situation. "What? NO!" she screamed, startling Greg and Grissom. "Not that Sam! The other Sam! BOY Sam! Sam-kun!"

Both Emi and Sam were yelling at the two slightly bewildered and frankly slightly scared men.

"Something wrong Emi-Nemi?" Another young woman walked down the stairs inside the house.

"Nothing's wrong Bara-sama! Sam got arrested for prostitution!"

"Sam-chan?"

Sam spoke up. "NO! Not me! BOY Sam!"

"Sam-kun got arrested for prostitution?!"

"Yeah, and now they want to ask me some questions about it!"

"Sammy-chan can I please, please pretty please with a cherry on top answer some questions too?"

Grissom tried to but in "That's not the …"

Emi cut him off "How do you think it happened? I mean Las Vegas has so many possibilities!"

The three girls had formed a small ring much like a micelle 1, excluding the two males. With Grissom trying to sort out what happened and what to do, Greg trying desperately not to laugh, and the girls oblivious to the outside world no one noticed the young man walking up the steps and standing outside the girl's micelle.

"Hey guys."

Bara gave a shriek that startled Grissom out of his thoughts. Greg jerked and fell down the stairs.

The young man wasn't fazed. "Sammy I thought you were supposed to be at work today?"

"I am at work!"

Emi broke in "Sam-kun, they let you out already?"

"Where was I?"

"You were in jail after being arrested for prostitution!" Bara exclaimed.

Pause of silence.

"Ohhhhhhhhh Yeeaaaaaaah. … I offered the guard a good deal."

"SAM!!!" Three blushing girls plus one grinning boy equals one loud high shriek.

We're going to leave while there's still time. We leave Grissom feeling very bewildered, and Greg laughing hysterically over the, now out of control, misunderstanding and rolling on the ground holding his head for the pain of hitting it on the cement sidewalk. The girls and Sam-kun are blissfully unaware of what's happening outside their conversation.

There it is. Sammy-chan and Emi-chan wrote versions too, but as of yet I'm the only one that has one posted anywhere.

Now that I think about it, the three of us did a lot of talking about CSI in Bio class. We had this project where we were growing beans in jars (there were fou beans to a jar and five jars per group) and we decided to name all the beans. One of the jars ended up containing Greg, Grissom, Brass, and Catharine. Yeeeeeah. Not going into that.

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