When Ronon was eating his lunch one day Dr. McKay walked by and spilled Ronon's milk all over his food and down his crotch. Being the crazy bastard that he is, Ronon freaked out and began yelling and punching himself in the face.
"Now you're gonna get it!" Ronon laughed.
He tackled Dr. McKay and became hard with rape lust. He easily overpowered the portly doctor and began to rape him.
Ronan kept the pounding smooth and powerful. He reached over and pulled the milk-soaked lunch tray close to where he and McKay were staged. He gulped down some greasy chicken and grapes, chewed, and spat the food all over the doctor's back. He did this over and over again until the entire tray was all over McKay's body.
"Ronon!" came the voice of Sheppard as he ran into the cafeteria. "Get off him!"
Sheppard came toward Ronon and McKay. Ronon's penis was stuck inside McKay's ass. So Sheppard was able to get the better of Ronon and mounted him from behind. Then Sheppard raped Ronon. For about 20 minutes there were two rapes going on at once. And Sheppard was not gentle either. All those times he was raped by Ronon and everybody else, now he was the one doing the topping. He wanted payback.
"Aaaah," Ronon sprung up from a deep sleep and breathed a sigh of relief. His asshole was not being penetrated by Sheppard, but he did have his own finger jammed up there. He should have known it was a dream. "That is the only place Sheppard will ever be topping," Ronon laughed, as he drifted back to sleep.