It was a sunny morning and Steve was walking up the stairs to hell (school). As she walked to the group she tripped because of her untied shoe laces. As she fell onto the ground she instantly knew that it was love at first sight. She then began to roll around on the ground feeling its grassiness.
"I know this is sudden but I love you ground senpai" she blurted out as she rolled on the ground, while her friends watched her questioning their friendship with her.
Steve then stopped and rolled out of school stroking the ground each time she rolled onto a new surface. She rolled everywhere from Australia to Russia, China, England, Italy, America, North Korea where she tried to escape the nukes and rolled over the Mexican border smuggling 20 Mexicans over the border with drugs. She did everything with the ground she would lay on it, run on it, walk on it, sit on and other things (now use your imagination). Steve would roll anywhere as long as she was with ground. But one day she noticed ground was letting other people roll on it. Steve became furious now knowing that ground was sharing its love with everyone which was 7 billion people.
"How could you?!" Steve yelled to the ground.
"…." Said the ground
"I see how it is you cheating on me with everyone!" Steve then ran away with mercury in her eyes (shiny anime tears)
As she ran she then tripped the same place where she fell in love with ground. Steve had somehow broken her leg but that didn't stop her. She crawled to the beach crawling into the water. Now she was with Water Senpai.