Kairi lifted her pillow over her head and attempted to either shove it into her ears or suffocate herself; she wasn't sure anymore.
"I don't know why you're mad at me. It's not my fault that you never gave me a chance to explain!"
Urgh... Sora really needs to work on his indoor voice.
"I'm not mad at you! You're too stupid for me to bother." And you'd never know Riku's the eldest.
"Saying you're not mad is like saying Kairi isn't happy."
Well at this point she wasn't very happy, except in the abstract way that she was glad Sora had finally managed to corner Riku and find out why Riku had been avoiding him since they'd gotten back. She just didn't understand why he'd felt the need to do it so early in the morning; especially since Riku didn't seem interested in reconciliation right now.
"She's probably too busy worrying about you."
"You too, Riku! Geez, why d'you have to be so thick-headed? You know how she feels about you."
"Annoyance, a little bit of hatred, maybe?"
"Come on! Stop being so melodramatic, even I'm feeling closer to annoyance and disappointment at this point. Hatred's a little much!"
The pillow whipped across the room at the door. Grumbling, Kairi emerged from the bed and wandered towards the closet to find a bathrobe.
"You? Disappointed in me? You don't have the right!" Apparently Riku needs some appropriate-volume-for-6-am lessons as well.
"I don't have the right? To be disappointed in you?! Do you need to be reminded of what I've been doing for the past three years? 'Cause I thought that I'd been flying around the Universe, breaking my ass trying to find you, Riku, and you kept running like a startled Moogle!"
"Well, you were breaking your ass doing something."
Kairi jumped and dove to catch her toothbrush before it hit the ground. Oh Fudgebuckets…
"Hun?"
"Oh come on Sora, we all know how you ran around making friends."
"I'm sorry, what was that? 'Cause I'll I can hear is 'I'm a self-righteous fuck who's being an asshole.'" Sora's going to kill him, shoot I might even help.
"Oh yeah? What about Simba?"
"Simba? What the fuck is wrong with you Riku?! He's a lion and I certainly don't mean in BED!"
"Well you kn-"
"And where the hell do you get off saying that about me?! What about Ansem, eh? Can you spell 'whole body possession'?"
"There was nothing sexual about that!"
"Oh really? Let's see, he takes over your body, dresses you up like you're attending a BDSM Anonymous help group, and then tries to make you kill your friends, for fun!"
"But-"
"Hell! Considering how jealous you seem to be, maybe it was my ass he was after all this time!"
Kairi sighed and leaned her head against the doorframe, as Sora's voice faded away from her door, accompanied by the sound of two pairs of feet hitting the marble quickly and hard.
"Your ass is mine, Sora!" Yes, Riku definitely needed work on his indoor voice, or maybe just his vocal cords removed.
"So you are jealous."
"Dammit Sora, just get your ass back here so I can beat the crap out of you!"
Sora might be an idiot, but atleast he's got the good sense to run away after starting that up.
Kairi shook her head as she left her room and walked up behind the visibly fuming Riku.
"Hmmm? You mean his sexy, tight ass that you certainly want nothing to do with?" She commented.
"Yes, his sexy, tigh- Kairi!"
"At least now I know why you never did share a Paopu fruit with me."
"Kairi!"
"Oh come on Riku, stop being such a baby about it. I'm sure Sora will forgive you for being an idiot once you apologize."
"Why should I apologize?"
"You do realize that you just called him a whore, right? Or was that just your special way of saying 'I love you.'" Men.
"But he said… with Ansem…"
"It's ok Riku, it's perfectly natural for people to have difficulties talking about traumatic sexual-"
"There was no sex with Ansem."
"Well, I guess I'd better return those Mother's Day cards I bought for you, I'd really hoped we could all be one big happy family... Mom." She smirked as he fled towards the garden door, following Sora's path. He deserves it.
Returning to her room, she listened briefly and then quickly closed the door behind her as she heard the other two approaching it The garden room Queen Minnie had given her was nice, but it apparently had unforeseen drawbacks, since sleep was obviously going to continue to elude her.
"'M-sorry I called you a whore, Sora."
"I'm sorry that you were Ansem's sex kitten, Riku."
"Dammit Sora!"