Disclaimer: I don't own any of it!! And none of what's happening is real!
A/N: So the idea is special agent ali's. she did a fic like this for NCIS (if you watch the show you MUST read it!). This is your chance to defend your favorite couple. I will remain complete impartiality on ALL couples for this fic. My friends are the only one who know where my loyalty is, especially all of you who are members of the Sparky Army wink wink! you know who you are!
Also, for all purposes (including my sanity!), all characters are alive for this! Unless I decide to change that when we get further along. If I do I'll let you know.
P.S. there is some (code for A LOT) of wumping on the guys of Atlantis! I don't mean anything by it, it just worked better that way, I luv em all!!
A/N2: Pure fun, and randomness!! If any of them are out of character (I guaranty they will be) just go with it! PLEASE do not be offended, this is YOUR chance to defend you favorite couple!! Enjoy, and remember this if for FUN!! So have some!!
I'm the judge, you're the jury, and it's up to you to decide whether the accusations made are true or false. (Write it in a comment) and have fun! I can't stress that enough.
Oh and if the jury (you guys) has any suggestions for couples you'd like to see, I am open to anything!
Hello, you have now entered my court room, Judge Jessi O'Neill (hehe) presiding.
Bailiff: Case .001 Lt. Col. John Sheppard & Dr. Elizabeth Weir.
Bailiff: All rise.
(Judge enters room, and takes seat behind, ohm the thing the judge sits behind)
Judge: everyone please, sit.
(Judge looks over case file)
Judge: So Dr. Weir, I understand you are suing the fan fiction website for false accusations that you and Col. Sheppard are a couple.
Weir: Yes I am Your Honor. (the dark hair woman nods in judge's direction)
(dark, messy haired man snorts)
Judge (ME): is there a problem Col. Sheppard.
Sheppard: SHE KISSED ME!! how could there not be something between us!
Weir: I would like you to remember we were under the influence of alien consciousness John. (glares at dark, messy haired man)
Sheppard: You picked me for the other consciousness! You can't say Phoebus had entire control over you! admit it you like me!
(dark hair woman blushes)
Weir: that is not what we are here to argue John! (Dark hair woman crosses arms)
Sheppard: Yes, it is! And if you don't want to use the Phoebus example, there is the time you gave me a hug, in the middle of the gate room!
Weir: You had just returned from a suicide mission! I was happy you were ALIVE!
(Dark, messy haired man gets smug look on his face)
Judge (ME): Alien consciousness? Gate room? (Judge wears a confused face and looks at bailiff)
Weir: I thought she was briefed! (dark haired woman looks at dark messy haired man panicked)
Bailiff: (whispers to Judges) Remember, the stargate, aliens, these guys live on the lost city of Atlantis, and all that? They de-briefed us yesterday?
(Bailiff stars at Judge, Judges starts to giggle)
Bailiff: what?
Judge (ME): you said de-briefed. (judges regains composer) uh yes continue, Dr. Weir please call you first witness.
Weir: I call Teyla Emmagan Your Honor.
(Graceful, maple haired woman takes stand, and Judge nods to her)
Weir: Teyla would you please tell them your take on this whole affair.
Teyla: I do believe you and Col. Sheppard share an incredible deep bond. If it goes any farther than that it is your own busyness. Even though you two do make it quite apparent that you 'like' one another.
(dark haired woman's eyes widen. Dark, messy haired man starts to giggle)
Weir: What? (glares at John)
Sheppard: They call us Sparky! (John grins and holds up the paper he read it from)
(Judge rolls eyes. A member of the court cheers. The Judge can not tell who it is, so she glares at all of them. Teyla stifles a giggle.)
Judge (ME): Call your next witness Dr. Weir.
Weir: I call Dr. Rodney McKay.
(Sandy haired man in leather jacket replaces the woman on the stand. Judge nods to him.)
Weir: I will ask you the same question as I asked Teyla, Rodney. What is your take on this whole affair?
McKay: Well (stands up and starts to take off jacket, the stops suddenly and looks up at judge for permission).
Judge (ME): As long as it isn't a strip tease Doctor.
(The man on the stand blushes and continues to remove jacket. The court room gasps when he reviles his shirt.)
Judge (ME): Order, order! (Judge slams mallet) Doctor McKay what is the meaning of this?
McKay: Well…..
(Sheppard erupts into a fit of laughter; Elizabeth falls into the seat behind her.)
Sheppard: It says he's a secret Sparky shipper!
McKay: Yes I am! (states proudly and sits up straighter) I am also a proud member of the Sparky Army!
Judge: What? (Scratches head while shaking it, shocked by the whole thing)
(three people in front seats of the court room stand up and remove their coats to relive the same shirt that McKay is wearing)
Sheppard: Ronon, Teyla, Lorne? (falls back into fits of laughter)
Weir: Teyla! (screams in shock)
Teyla: I am sorry Elizabeth; I believe you two are meant to be.
Weir: Don't be sorry (she whispers that part in Teyla's ear and gives her a wink) but……oh just you wait Sheyla's up next!
(Teyla sits down)
Judge (ME): Order, order!! That's enough! (rubs forehead)
You're the jury, write in a review if it's a lie, or if their really is a hidden romance behind these two, like Rodney believes?
A/N: Special thanks to Hollzbz62 for her icon which was the whole Rodney-secret Sparky shipper thing!