Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the characters I made up and the plot...R AND R
"OW! i bit my tongue!" Ally said to her best friend Sirius Black, the most annoying kid in school.
"Dumbo!" Sirius yelled back.
"Are you calling me an elephant with large ears that needs a lucky feather to fly?" Ally retorted.
"Maybe." Sirius said in a girlish voice.
"hmph... well you're such a Barney! Oh yah, I went there." Ally said giggling and bobbing her head.
"Whatever!" Sirius said like a girl. " C'mon we better head to potions...I'm in the mood to blow up Severus' cauldron." Sirius said with his famous smile.
Ally melted just a little. God damn his smile." She said under her breath.
"What was that?" Sirius asked.
"God Damn Potions!...Yah that works!" Ally said.
As they were walking to the dungeons, they were met up with James Potter, casually messing up his hair.
"I think I'm in heaven! Lily only insulted me," james counted on his fingers, "17 times today! I think she wants me!"
Poor Prongs...so much in love...you should do what I do! Date a new girl per day!" Sirius said with a dreamy smile. Ally kicked him, "Stupid!" she said with a smile
Inside she wanted to strangle his pale neck.
"So Ally ...any boys ask you out yet?" James said motioning to Sirius. He knew her crush.
"NO...but I will make sure something other than Lily is on your lips. " She said through her clenched teeth and motioning to her fist.
Speak of the devil, in James' case, the love of his life, lily came screaming down the hall, " GOD SAVE ME ALLY! THAT IDIOT OF A POTTER THINKS I LIKE HIM! AS IF !!"
She stopped dead when she saw Potter standing there.
"God Lily, you're amazing when you're mad!" James said, sidling up next to her.
"Hey Lils what's up?" Ally said with a smile trying to contain her laughter at the scene in front of her. A hot (no homo of course) and angry Lily glaring at a calm, mushy Potter.
Just at that moment, a bell rang and the kids filed into their classrooms.
"Hey snivelius ... how are you?" Sirius asked and with a flick of his wand, he caused everything to fly off of Snape's desk.
"It's Severus." Snape yelled while Sirius walked to his desk.
"We know." Sirius yelled back.
As the kids settled down Remus Lupin flew into class, his tie askew and his books flying everywhere, and a tiny Peter Pettigrew following behind.
"How nice of you to join us." said the potions teacher, Slughorn. Red in the face, Lupin sat down next to James while the Slughorn took 10 points away from Gryffindor.
James sat in the second to last row next to the wall with Remus sitting next to him. Behind him, in the last row, sat Lily and Ally. Ally sat on the end of the desk, only a few feet away from the desk next to her. At the desk next to her sat Sirius, at the end, and Peter on the other side of her. It was very convenient for these 6 Gryffindors to pass notes.
They were all in their 6th year and Lily and Ally were best friends and dorm mates. Ally had a crush on Sirius while Lily was trying to crush her feelings for James. Sirius had no idea of Ally's crush and flaunted his "girls" in her face. Of course James had one MAJOR crush on Lily and was always the idiot he was around her.
Notes passed in class.
Moony: OMG. That Pamela girl like attached me so I was late...I hate being attached...
Padfoot: So Moony has a GF! Ooohh!!
Prongs: I wonder if Lily is thinking about me....I luwvvvee her.
Moony: Get over the girl!
Ally: Hey guys! I am soooo boooooorrrredddd...
Padfoot: Hey Ally, lol, did you see Snivelius' face when I dumped his stuff
watta loser! lol
Ally: Stop being so mean to him....jkjk I sound like lily...
Lily: Hey Ally, What did you get for number 58 on the homework...and is it
good or bad that you sound like me...
Ally: Ew! You are working!?? And...umm....good?...
Prongs: I think Lily is amazing when she works.
Ally: Lol
Lily: Butt out James.
Prongs: Do you want my butt...?? lol jkjk
Lily: I'm leaving this convo..
Padfoot: Prongs?
Prongs: Yes?
Padfoot: Shut up!
Several pages of note passing later
"And that concludes our lesson for today. Remember, for homework, two scrolls on the properties of tallyroot and what potions it is famous for producing." Slughorn completed.
The six Gryffindors hurried out the door.
"He was so boring!" James complained.
"State the obvious!" Remus said.
"So...Lily can I copy your homework?" Sirius said giving her his famous smile.
Ally thought, Why can't he give me that smile just once?
"NO!" Lily yelled at him. "And no none of you can copy it either.
Ally smirked and whispered to the boys, "Watch the master."
"So lily I was wondering if we could do the potions homework together and you could help me write mine!...and edit mine?" Ally said.
"Of course I'll help a friend like you." Lily put her arm around Ally's neck and they walked down to the hall leaving Sirius dumbfounded and James wishing he was Ally.
