Hello! And welcome to... AIM! I actually decided to retry this whole Instant Messaging style fanfic again. My first attempt at AIM sucked. So it died. -tear- ANYWAY...

Disclaimer - Like hell I own anything!

Character List (also for my own sake):
Alexa - UndeadTiger (note: I tend to change this a lot. -shifty eyes-)
Russell - TakenByLex
Ed - HottShrimp
Al - BodylessBoy
Roy - NotAShroom
Riza - BlindHawk
Fletcher - LittleIrishBoy

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AIM Chat with .

UndeadTiger has joined this chat.

UndeadTiger: Hello? -echo echo-

UndeadTiger: o.o

UndeadTiger: TT

UndeadTiger: NOOOO! -echo echo-

UndeadTiger: -sob-

UndeadTiger: I- I'm all... ALONE! -echo echo-

UndeadTiger has set status to 'Away.'

About three minutes later...

HottShrimp has joined this chat.

HottShrimp: Alex?

HottShrimp: -poke-

UndeadTiger: HOLY SHIT! CAN'T YOU READ THE AWAY MESSAGE?!

HottShrimp: o.o;; um... no?

UndeadTiger: -.-;;;

UndeadTiger: You suck.

UndeadTiger: -goes back away SO READ THE AWAY MESSAGE FIRST DUMB ASS-

HottShrimp: o.o -shudders-

HottShrimp: ...

HottShrimp: and now I'm all alone... ;-;

HottShrimp has set status to 'Away.'

About another three minutes later...

BodylessBoy has joined this chat.

BodylessBoy: Hello?

BodylessBoy: Brother?

HottShrimp: HOLY SHIT AL! CAN'T YOU READ THE AWAY MESSAGE?!

BodylessBoy: o.o;;

HottShrimp: Can you?!

BodylessBoy: yes?

HottShrimp: -.-;; you suck

BodylessBoy: but...

BodylessBoy: brother?

BodylessBoy: aww, now I'm alone too. ToT

BodylessBoy has set status to 'Away.'

Oh look, another three minutes passed by...

NotAShroom has joined this chat.

NotAShroom: ...

BodylessBoy: Holy crap! Can't you read the away message?

NotAShroom:: mya...?

BodylessBoy: Can you?

NotAShroom: uh...

BodylessBoy: -.-; You suck

NotAShroom: yeah, sure

NotAShroom: and now i'm alone...

NotAShroom has set status to 'Away.'

And... Oh Look! 2.97 minutes later! -.-

BlindHawk has joined this chat.

BlindHawk: Sir?

NotAShroom: Holy carp Riza. Can't you read the away message?

BlindHawk: Carp, sir?

NotAShroom/crap. -.-

NotAShroom: you suck

BlindHawk: -blink-

BlindHawk: Hmm. I seem to be alone.

BlindHawk has left this chat.

No! It's back to three minutes! -tear-

TakenByLex has entered this chat.

TakenByLex: Hello?

TakenByLex: Lex? Ed? Al?

HottShrimp has set status to 'Online.'

BodylessBoy has set status to 'Online.'

NotAShroom has set status to 'Online.'

HottShrimp: -head/desk-

BodylessBoy: Grrrr...

NotAShroom: GAAAAAH! -runs in circles flailing arms-

TakenByLex: o.O

HottShrimp: o.o

BodylessBoy: o.o

TakenByLex: Did I do something?

UndeadTiger has set status to 'Online.'

UndeadTiger: Russell:D

HottShrimp: WHA?! o.o

UndeadTiger: -glomps-

UndeadTiger: merh...?

HottShrimp: but...

HottShrimp: but...

BodylessBoy: brother?

HottShrimp: but...

HottShrimp: ;-;

UndeadTiger: -pats-

UndeadTiger: n.n

HottShrimp: -patted- ,jhv.juf .u

TakenByLex: um... so... Hi.

UndeadTiger: Hey, I already glomped you. -humph-

TakenByLex: -glomped- n.n;

UndeadTiger: -pats-

BodylessBoy: hi russell.

LittleIrishBoy has joined this chat.

LittleIrishBoy: Brother!!

TakenByLex: What Fletcher?

LittleIrishBoy: The barns on fire!

TakenByLex: um... Fletcher, we don't have a barn.

LittleIrishBoy: Yes we do!

UndeadTiger: . . .

TakenByLex: What do you mean?

LittleIrishBoy: I bought one the other day...

TakenByLex: Bought one? How? From who?

LittleIrishBoy: Michael Jackson

UndeadTiger: homygawd! the child molester! runnnn! -flails arms-

TakenByLex: Fletcher, MJ does not live, nor travel, in Xenotime. Plus, where the hell would he get a barn in order to sell it?

UndeadTiger: Maybe! Maybe...

TakenByLex: Yes Lex?

UndeadTiger: Maybe MJ sold it to Fletch in order to... molest him! You know, like he did with those other irish dudes! -nodnodnodnod-

LittleIrishBoy: Whaa?! you really think so?

UndeadTiger: -nodnod-

TakenByLex: Lex... -sigh- Fletcher, take me to this "barn" of yours.

LittleIrishBoy: -nod-

LittleIrishBoy has left this chat.

TakenByLex: Bye people...

TakenByLex has left this chat.

UndeadTiger: Bye! -waves-

UndeadTiger: -fail -D:

BodylessBoy: Alex?

UndeadTiger: yes Al?

BodylessBoy: Do you think Michael Jackson will come after me?

UndeadTiger: Depends... are you irish?

BodylessBoy: I don't think so...

HottShrimp: Damn it Al! MJ is not going to come after you... -.-

BodylessBoy: phew!

HottShrimp: but you are irish

BodylessBoy: HUH?!

HottShrimp: Yeah. Mom was Irish. Trisha is Irish.

BodylessBoy: ToT

UndeadTiger: um... no it's not.

UndeadTiger: Trisha is English.

HottShrimp: huh?

UndeadTiger: It means noble :D

BodylessBoy: -sigh-

Hottshrimp: hmm.. maybe it was dad...

BodylessBoy: ToT

UndeadTiger: -.- um... no. Hohenheim is not Irish either.

BodylessBoy: -siiiiiiigh-

HottShrimp: really? Then maybe it was great uncle herman...?

BodylessBoy: ToT

UndeadTiger: -head/desk-

UndeadTiger: hey al...

BodylessBoy: yeah? -sniff-

UndeadTiger: I just realized... you spelled your sn wrong.

BodylessBoy: huh?

UndeadTiger: It's BodilessBoy. Not BodylessBoy.

BodylessBoy: oh... ah well. n.n;

UndeadTiger: -shrugs-

HottShrimp: Damn. gtg

HottShrimp has left this chat.

UndeadTiger: o.o um.. bye?

UndeadTigeR: where'd he go?

BodylessBoy: I believe to look up our family tree...

UndeadTiger: -rofl- o.k?

BodylessBoy: so yeah... bye! -waves-

UndeadTiger: bye...

BodylessBoy has left this chat.

UndeadTiger: . . .

UndeadTiger: Damn. I'm all alone again. TT

UndeadTiger has left this chat.

NotAShroom: -still running in circles flailing arms-

NotAShroom has left this chat.

a/n: Wow. I actually did it:D Hopefully this is wayy better than the old AIM. n.n;

Review por favor! o.o -hunts down cara- TT