A: I was bored… so I wrote this… maybe a one-shot, might be more depends on my mood….
LOVE LETTER
Dear Sasuke-kun...
You might now know me but I know you. How should I say this… erm because I kinda have been STALKING you since 2nd grade... but I had a good REASON... I am DESPERATELY IN LOVE with you. Why you ask? HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION? Because you're so UNBEARABLY SEXY of course. There is no guy that EVEN comes in comparison in how perfect you are, EXCEPT UR SEXY BROTHER but HES NOT HERE ANYMORE IS HE?
HE JUST HAD TO GO CRAZY AND KILL EVERYONE DIDN'T HE?
Ahem... anyways I was wondering where you've gone since I haven't seen you around the village lately. Hope you haven't gone to that Orocimarou guy... FYI: in case you haven't noticed HE'S GAY! He might try to TAKE ADVANTAGE of your sweet naiveté, so run away quick!
Come back here Sasuke kun, come back to me. the village is sooo boring after you've left... all the guys are either gay, perverted or in love with Haruno Sakura here... my heart aches for you... like a torrid whirlpool of love... my heart is saying I should kill that Naruto guy for you I tried but Kakashi sensei was sleeping over at his home that night... god knows why? I will kill him soon, be proud of me.
Love your ardent obviously biased admirer...
P.s. my number is 5555 9876 876, call me when you are free...
P.s.s. hope this owl finds u safe and sound