A robot chicken spoof of Toy Story... with rap.
Toy Story Rap
Woody:
Yo, what's up, everybody?
This is Woody, the cowboy
AKA the greatest s***ass man who's ever lived!
I'm gonna take you on a jouney
Raise up your hats and clothes, y'all
And get ready for the story of Toy Story
Buzz:
Once upon a time,
There was a boy named Andy
Whose toys that he enjoys playing
Really came in f***in' handy.
Woody:
Then, one day
A new cool toy came to town
And gain respect from the other toys
Except me, cause' they were never around.
Buzz:
They had a fight,
Until they realize
Their friendship worked out quite well
With in my ****in' eyes
"Really?", asked Woody, "That's the best you can up with for a rap?"
"At least it was creative", said Buzz.
"Creative this", said Woody and punches Buzz in the face. Then, the two toys started to fight each other with involves in the later scene where Woody is humping Buzz faster.
"Woody, what the **** are you doing?", shoouted Buzz.
"Havin' sex with a now ****ed up space ranger like you!", shouted Woody and laughs very crazy and continues to hump Buzz even more faster until Buzz hits Woody in the nuts and breaks his neck by twisting it with both of his legs.
He puts a funeral for Woody with a naked butt sign.
"That'll teach you, motherf***er", said Buzz, having survived the humping he received from Woody.
Wasn't that funny or what? I'm sorry. I'm just being crazy. That's all. Anyway, enjoy reading.