A/N: I just like Candle Cove. So much. WHY COULDN'T IT BE A REAL SHOW? ;A; I think Hetalia should be part of this. It'll be almost the same, but I mean...

Cast:

Janice: Fem! Sealand

Melrose: England (not fem!England)

Pirate Percy: Italy (Will be referred to as Pirate Italy)

First Mate Poppy: Germany (Will be referred to ask First Mate Germany)

The Laughingstock: Japan (just because :U) [The Laughing-Japan]

Miscellaneous Laughingstock crew: Thailand, Austria, Hungary, Turkey, Bulgaria [names never given]

Horace Horrible: America [America Horrible]

Skin Taker: Russia [Russia the Skin Taker]

Miscellaneous Rubber Fish crew: Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Egypt, China [no names]

Milo: Prussia

Cove Cove: Pilot (1) : Welcome to Our Happy Ship!

Enjoy please!

England and his younger sister Sealand were out in their backyard. They weren't playing or having a friendly chat, no, England was yelling at his little sister. "You are NOT a country! You can't just say you are and think everyone will accept you! I wish you never existed! Bloody brat!" he hissed.

Sealand had gone through England saying things like this before, but this time it was harsher and more hate-filled than ever before. This time she had been brought to tears. "Stop it!" she cried.

England scoffed. "Don't be such a baby." he said, going back inside the house. "Don't bother coming back in! I hate you! Go find someone else to annoy!" Sealand could hear the back door's lock click so she knew she was locked out. She sighed, wiping tears away from her eyes, heading over to what she hoped was England's unlocked shed. Lucky for her, it was indeed unlocked as she opened it, tears almost making it impossible to see, she walked through. She sat down on the bench and calmed herself down. As she became calmer, she began to doze off.

A loud arguement woke her. "Pirate Percy, don't tell me you're afraid of little Janice! Don't you remember her? You used to go on adventures with her!" said a harsh, German voice.

'Percy' sniffled. "B-But she looks so scary, Poppy!" the man, apparently Italian, whined.

Sealand opened her eyes. It was Italy and Germany and they were on a sandy beach. Italy was dressed up like a kids show-esque pirate captain and Germany was dressed up as if he were Italy's crew. "Italy? Germany?" Sealand said, rubbing her eyes to see if they were actually real.

Italy or 'Percy' jumped back and then hid behind Germany or 'Poppy'. "O-Oh no! Poppy! She's awake! She's gonna eat us!"

"Calm down, Pirate Percy. It's just Janice is all. Good to see you again, Janice! We'd thought you'd gone away for good!" Poppy/Germany said.

Sealand blinked. "But I'm not Janice. My name's Sealand." Percy/Italy screamed comically and then fainted.

First Mate Germany sighed. "That man will never learn to be brave, I swear." he muttered.

The young micronation was confused. "Where am I?" she asked.

"Candle Cove, Janice! Remember? We had many adventures here back in the day!" First Mate Germany replied, smiling to who he thought was Janice.

Sealand stared. "But I'm not Janice. And why do you call Italy Percy? And why does Italy call you Poppy instead of Germany?"

First Mate Germany frowned. "This is odd. You say you aren't Janice..." he began, "...and you say that my name is Germany, and Percy's is Italy."

She nodded. "Yeah! You two are countries! I'm one too! My name's Sealand! I'm one of the smallest countries in the world but I have a big heart and I'm really the nicest girl you'll ever meet!" she said.

First Mate Germany shook his head. "You must be confused. We should take you to the Laughingstock and have you get some rest." he said. He picked up the still passed out Pirate Italy and Sealand.

Sealand began to kick him. "Hey stop! Put me down!"

"Calm down, Janice. I don't want to hurt you." he put her and the unconscious Pirate Italy into a small rowboat and rowed towards a giant ship with a face on the front that was oddly reminiscent of Japan's. It was smiling and half of its mouth was submerged, as if drinking the sea. "Hey guys! Guess who came back!" First Mate Germany called.

The crew of The Laughingstock, Thailand, Austria, Hungary, Turkey, and Bulgaria, looked over the side. "Janice!" they all cried happily.

"Did Janice-chan come back?" said a loud, unknown person.

Sealand recognized the voice as Japan's. "Japan?" she called.

First Mate Germany corrected her. "It's the Laughingstock. He loves to talk." he told her.

"The ship can talk?" she said. He nodded. "Bloody hell!"

Hungary let down a rope-ladder to allow them to climb aboard. "Ladies first," First Mate Germany said to Sealand. She rolled her eyes and began to climb up. First Mate Germany followed, Pirate Italy over his shoulder as he climbed up. "How've you been, Ms. Janice?" Hungary asked her.

"Uh, fine." Sealand said, still confused by it all. "How are you, Hungary?"

Hungary frowned. "My name isn't Hungary." she said. "Have you already forgotten your old friend-"

"DON'T KILL ME MISS, I'VE BEEN GOOD TO YOU!" Pirate Italy cried to Sealand, now awake. He was on his knees, begging to her.

First Mate Germany glared. "Don't cry! You're disgracing the pirate name!" he said.

Sealand looked at him. "Why would I want to kill you, Italy? You're one of my friends!"

Pirate Italy blinked. "O-Oh right. Janice. I didn't recognize you for a moment!" he said, smiling now. "I missed you so much! It's been scary facing Horace Horrible and Skin Taker without you!"

"Skin Taker? Horace Horrible?" she echoed.

"DID SOMEBODY SAY HORACE HORRIBLE?" cried a loud, obnoxious voice. A ship shaped a bit like a fish came into view.

First Mate Germany gasped. "It's The Rubber Fish!" he said, pointing to the ship.

Pirate Pirate Italy became to scream and run around in circles, shrieking, "WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO? WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO? WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO?" repeatedly.

First Mate Germany slapped the terrified pirate. "Calm down, captain! We can handle this!" he ordered Pirate Italy. "Be strong for Janice!"

"My name's not Jan-"

"Well, well, well, look who's returned to Candle Cove!" said the evil, obnoxious man who had interrupted them before. The man was on the Laughingstock, apparently having crossed over from The Rubber Fish. It was America wearing a red cloak that covered all of his body and neck, with a comically large moustache and a monocle covering what seemed to be his only eye. His teeth were like piano keys, long and tall. Sealand gasped. "America?" she exclaimed.

America glared. "Don't you know me, brat? I am Horace Horrible, and I'M THE VILLAIN!" he shouted.

"Don't you mean the hero?" she asked.

"No, I'm the villain. In fact, I am the grrrreatest pirate, sorcerer, and vain villain in the world! Besides, why would I want to be a hero?" America Horrible asked.

She shrugged. "I don't know. It's just that in my world-"

"Shut up, wench! I'm here top take your ship, Pirate Percy!" America Horrible proclaimed to Pirate Italy. He pushed the frightened pirate out of the way and ran under the deck. America Horrible's crew followed suit. His crew included China, Egypt, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia. Sealand grabbed Latvia's arm. "Latvia! What are you doing?" she demanded.

Latvia pushed her away. "Get off me, Janice! Brat! You always ruin Captain Horace's plans!" he growled to her.

"B-But Latvia! We're friends. Remember? You try to be my big brother in our world!" she told him.

Latvia merely glared. "Don't distract me from my duties with your nonsense, Janice! And by the way, my name's not Latvia! Who'd name their kid that?" he said before running after the rest of the crew below deck.

Pirate Pirate Italy sat up, sniffling. "Oh no, oh no, oh no, Horace Horrible took our ship and I don't know what to dooo!" he said, beginning to sob.

First Mate Germany patted his shoulder. "Calm down, captain. We can take them if you just be brave." he said.

"BUT I CAAAAAN'T!" the pirate captain said through sobs.

The Laughing-Japan then spoke."You know what you must do, Percy-kun." he said calmly. Pirate Italy's eyes widened. "You have... to go... INSIDE... please." The Laughing-Japan shouted.

Pirate Italy tried to wipe his tears away as he stood. "O-Okay. I will. I have to show those meanies who's boss!" he began to walk towards the door that led below deck before stopping and running back to hide behind Sealand. "O-Oh, I can't! It's too scary!" he said, burying his face into Sealand's shoulders.

Sealand sighed. "You can do it, Percy." she said. Pirate Italy looked up. "I know you can do it. You're brave inside, I know it."

Pirate Italy stood still for a moment. "I-I thank you, Janice." he said, smiling as he began to walk back to the door that led below the deck.

"It's Sea-" she began.

Pirate Italy cut her off. "Save it for later, Janice! I have to save my ship!" He ran through the door.

First Mate Germany smiled and turned to the crew. "We must help him, friends!"

They all shouted "YEAH!" before all joining Pirate Italy down below deck. Sealand followed through, going down a few steps so she could watch the standoff. America Horrible was glaring down Pirate Italy. They stood look this, staring off until Horace broke away from the glare. "Argh, your stare is impossible to break!" America Horrible complained. "I'm leaving. This ship ain't worth it anyways. Come on, let's go find Janice. We need to kill that brat for Skin Taker!" Sealand rolled her eyes at the lame conclusion before running back up the stairs to the deck to hide from the evil crew. Eventually, America Horrible and his crew all reboarded their ship. "We'll get you next time! And that little brat Janice, too!" he shouted.

"Yeah, well we'll always be here to stop you!" First Mate Germany cried.

Pirate Italy found Sealand hiding behind the cannons. "You have to help us stop them because they'll come back tomorrow if we don't show them we mean business!" he said.

Sealand looked up. "Why me?"

"I'm too scared to do it now! That staring contest was far too frightening!"

Sealand whimpered and shook her head.

"You have to face your fears, Janice-chan." The Laughing-Japan told her.

Sealand still hid until the memory of her brother England yelling at her flooded into her memory. An almost murderous looked crossed her before she placed a cannonball in the cannon and fired it at The Rubber Fish before it sank. The Rubber Fish's crew screamed as they thrashed in the water.

It took a moment for Sealand to realize what she'd done. "Oh bloody hell! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to sink their ship!"

First Mate Germany and Pirate Italy smiled as they patted her on the back. "Well done, Janice!" First Mate Germany congratulated. "You showed those jerks who's boss!"

Pirate Italy noddd. "Yeah! You're so much braver than I am!" he said. All the crew gathered around and congratulated her.

Sealand slowly began to grin. "Thanks guys. But can you help me go home?"

First Mate Germany only hugged her. "This is your home now." he said.

A/N: End of episode.

What did you think? This was a little experiment and that was so freaking fun I can't even tell you. Oh man I'm sure as hell doing this again! Tune in next week (or whenever) to Candle Cove to see Candle Cove- Episode 1 - You're Under My Skin!

Bye!