New! Author's Note: Holy shit, was this a bizarre as hell weird story to renovate and update. Not only did I decide to combine this and its sequel into one fanfic altogether on Archive Of Our Own, I decided to add in a bunch of new stuff to this story and its continuation. Why? Because... sometimes there's no justification for anything. I just feel like it. Also, this isn't Dr. Hoshi's first appearance. He and Peppy existed before I joined Fanfiction Net. What do I mean by this? ...you'll find out.

Old Author's Note: Well, here's a new story for you fans out there. I'm impressed that Yoshi Kart got over 50 reviews all ready! Well, fear no more, because it is time for my new series to begin! Introducing Season 1 of Yoshi and Peppy! Enjoy!

Dr. Hoshi: You do know that fanfics don't have seasons in them, right? And where are those two, anyway...?

In a different room that was decked with paper, Yoshi and Peppy were chuckling as they were looking at a screen with the beginning author's notes.

"I like how this is our intro to our dumb story!" Yoshi laughed while sipping some cherry flavored capri sun.

"Yeah, it can only be better if we had the king of the monsters here!" Peppy added while stuffing his face as usual with wet lettuce.

Suddenly Godzilla roared as he popped up behind the two dinosaurs, towering over them as he blasted them to a crisp with his radioactivity, then proceeding to look around The Room in confusion as he scratched his head, swinging his tail from side to side.

Disclaimer: We own no official characters, but you dumbasses knew that already. Peppy Ankylosaurus, Dr. Hoshi, and this horrible excuse for a plot is owned by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus (who would be proud of owning this godawful plot line? It's not even original). Expect this story to be updated every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Dr. Hoshi: (shakes his head in disapproval) You didn't hear me before? No really. A fanfic is not like a show. You can't just go and make up arbitrary rules that have no sense or logic in them. All it's going to do is mess with people's minds and distort the meaning behind what the story is-

Dis: Oh shut up-

Claimer: (steals the story) MINE!

Censor Man: CENSOR! Censor Man is here to censor everything! (censors)

Pichu: Muahahahaha… cheesecake is glorious… CHEESECAKE IS SUPREME! (eats a load of cheesecake)

Dr. Hoshi: (slaps forehead in disgust) Oh for Christ's sake, Yoshi and Peppy aren't even here!

May: Mwahaha… Happy Meals are so delicious… I CRAVE HAPPY MEALS! (starts eating several Happy Meals) I am the world's greatest Pokemon-

Disclaimer: DON'T YOU DAMN PEOPLE GET IT? "…" MEANS SCRAM! GET OUTTA HERE!

Dr. Hoshi: (sighs and rolls his eyes) Well that's a mood breaker right there.

And then to break up all this bullshit, Godzilla came and blasted all of them with his radioactive breath.

"Hey, someone had to start the story," Godzilla explained as he left the white space to go destroy Tokyo as usual, you see.

Series Pilot (Episode 000): Once Upon A Bad Pun

Yoshi and Peppy Ankylosaurus were sitting in a white room, which had nothing but a computer. As Yoshi and Peppy laughed their heads off at the humorous stories in the Super Smash Brothers section, Yoshi realized something. Something… well… (sigh) Just read.

"Hahahaha! These stupid Smash Bros stories crack me up! I mean, could these get any stupider?" Peppy shouted as he fell off the ground, laughing.

Yoshi chuckled, but then it wasn't long before he realize what the stories were based on. "Wait a minute, Peppy. What exactly ARE we doing here in the middle of a room full of nothing but this computer? I mean, don't we have something important to do?" Yoshi asked his yellow Ankylosaurus buddy.

Peppy looked at Yoshi, then at the computer, and gasped. "You're right, Yoshi! We're sitting in a room without a door that's in the middle of nowhere! Who's responsible for this outrage? Someone has to pay!" Peppy shouted angrily, as he looked around the room.

Yoshi looked at the computer, then at Peppy and said, "I think it's these fanfiction authors' fault. After all, we've been put into some serious shit lately. Especially by this Yoshizilla guy."

"Which one?" Peppy questioned as he looked confused.

Yoshi sighed as he folded his arms. "The one who created you."

Peppy's eyes were then replaced with bright red flames. "Then here's what we're gonna do! Let's go get this Yoshizilla guy and destroy him!" Peppy shouted.

Yoshi scratched his head and said, "Um… Peppy, wouldn't that be a bad idea? What if we're caught?" Yoshi received a whack from Peppy's tail after the remark.

As Yoshi rubbed his injury, Peppy faced Yoshi, saying, "Come on, you big wuss! I mean, these fanfiction writers are one thing, but Yoshizilla! That guy has been putting us in the stupidest, most aggravating, most retarded, and crappiest parts of his stupid, pointless, lame stories! We should be the stars!"

Yoshi walked towards Peppy and asked, "Yeah, but who, Peppy? I mean, we have to have someone to keep our backs covered. Who's going to help us out, exactly?"

Peppy thought for a moment, and then he chuckled evilly. "Yoshi, I just happen to know the idiot…" Peppy said, as he opened a warp and grabbed Yoshi. The two dinosaurs plunged into the warp, just as it disappeared.

Bowser mysteriously appeared in the room through a warp. He looked around, and scratched his head. "What the hell is going on here?" Bowser said, as he sat down and started to think to himself, the Koopa King wondering what he just got himself into.

In the warp, Yoshi and Peppy noticed how everything was colorful in vibrant ways, with everything being a rainbow. The two dinosaurs passed by Petey Piranha and Pichu, who were playing pong while eating popcorn with each other. Glancing at each other, the dino duo then glanced to their left to see Waluigi smashing Toadsworth in the face with a purple tennis racket, turning to their right to see Princess Daisy farting deep pitched bassy tuba poots constantly. As the reptilian stars turned to each other and shrugged, they spotted Shadow The Hedgehog chasing after that damn fourth Chaos Emerald, disappearing into a black warp portal that suddenly appeared.

"...So, do you know where we're going?" Yoshi asked as he folded his arms.

Peppy pulled out some green lettuce out of nowhere and munched on it, shrugging. "I don't fucking know."

And then out came Godzilla, who roared as he swallowed Yoshi and Peppy,, only to spit them out in disgust as he then blasted them with his radioactive breath, causing them to be covered in ashes that no doubt they'll recover from in the next chapter. Godzilla then blasted at a random direction to open up another portal, with it bringing back the things that the dinosaur duo already saw before.

"Wow, Pichu! You're really good at this!" Petey said to the young electric mouse Pokemon.

"Well thanks, Petey! It's all the cheesecake that's helping!" Pichu giggled as she took a bite of her cheesecake while facing the mutant piranha plant.

"Blahamahomy! Please let me be!" Toadsworth exclaimed as he was trying to defend himself with his cane.

"I don't think so, old timer! This is for dissing my tennis skills!" Waluigi snapped as he kept whacking the old man with his racket of tennis.

"Peeyew! I'm gonna need some new undies from all this farting!" Daisy laughed as she was fanning the air from her stinky farting while blushing.

"Damn, not here... I'll probably keep at this, I fear." Shadow groaned as he held onto his gun, promptly adjusting it.

Yoshi and Peppy groaned as they knew it was gonna be a very long trip...

Author's Note: Well, there ya go. That was the intro of Yoshi and Peppy. Yep. Sorry if it was short, but don't worry! It will get longer! Anyways, Yoshi and Peppy are out to find the mysterious person to help them, but who could it be? And what will Bowser do to help this plot. Find out next time…mwaha! …Ahem.

Godzilla: Why am I still here? Why is anyone here...?