How to Pop Your Cherry in Three Days!
by: Yianne-21 / 12-ennaiY
Disclaimer: I do not own NARUTO.
Author's Note: I'm sorry for the re-uploads... I had to co'z I just realized that I have not even changed all the titles in every chapter of the story.
Pairings: Blatant Sasuke/Naruto.
Warning: Rating may go up to M by chapter 6 or just linked to my profile. Not Beta-edited so read at your own risk!
Tuesday Announcement
All things Starts with a Plan!
"Yo, Naruto, When will your new job start?" Jiraiya asked as soon as he entered Naruto's bedroom. Naruto who was facing his computer looked confusedly at Jiraiya before answering lamely, "Wednesday, next week."
"Good." He answered back, "That means you can still come with us to Hong Kong this coming Friday."
"Really? Hell, yeah! I'd love to go and you can't take that back anymore!" Naruto's attention was immediately focused on Jiraiya hearing the foreign country's name, forgetting the fact that his character on the online game, "World of Warcraft", are being mobbed and killed by hundreds of high-leveled monsters. He had always loved traveling anywhere. His face that just looked bored earlier immediately began to glow and a sheepish smile was etched on his face as though a very wonderful plan just came up to him that moment.
"Of course we won't. It's your Mom's gift to you for getting a job in that prestigious company." Jiraiya said laughing pointing down where Tsunade was at that moment. "Your cousins, Ino, Sakura, Konohamaru and his friends, Udon and Moegi are coming too."
"What? Why?" Naruto sweat dropped, appearing to have changed his mind. 'I think it's better to stay home… But no, I can't! I'll just have tolerate those two bitches. This is a once in a lifetime chance for me!'
"They wanted to come, so we just let them." Jiraiya explained, "Besides it's never fun to go anywhere without girls."
He stopped and thought for a while thinking things over.
Naruto was a graduate from Tokyo University taking up Business Management but unlike his two cousins, he barely passed the exam, and was just luckily included in the waiting list. Thankfully, one of the students who passed backed out and he was the first in line in the waiting list.
This was also mainly the reason why Tsunade and Jiraiya happily accepted Sakura and when their siblings asked for their permission. The two were allowed to stay as long as they tutor Naruto until he graduate, should he need it.
Much to Tsunade and Jiraiya's elation and Naruto's horror, his grades rose dramatically even with just staying within the same room as the two. Being tutored by them was like being placed in between two crushing boulders. Neither would give in and both decided that their field of expertise was much important for Naruto to learn than the others. In the end, Naruto gave up making the two compromise and decided it best to study at night in advance and face the two giant boulders heads on.
To say the least, with this kind of technique, Naruto ended up graduating with a special academic award. For the rest of his faults, his wits, instinct, innovative and social skills were more than enough to compensate for it. He was damn proud that he was accepted in one of the prestigious companies in Japan.
"Oh, alright." Naruto answered with a sigh before smiling genuinely again at Jiraiya as he remembered his plan, 'Say goodbye, my good old virgin days! Your days are numbered!'
Yes, an ingenious plan indeed and he was damn proud of it. Twenty-two years of pretending that he liked girls was finally taking its toll on him and if he did not find a solution soon, he knew he'd break and spill the entire beans in front of his family. That truth was that he drooled over the hunks that went with the girls not the girls themselves.
His family was never the conservative type. They let you go and do as you please and be who you really are. The problem was that he was just adopted to the family and that in itself made him hide the fact that he is gay. The idea of even slightly disappointing his precious family was not his cup of tea. So he kept on pretending that he like big-booby girls like his uncle, Jiraiya. Yes, he does not deny that he likes the boobs but not because it's squishy or soft to touch but rather he has a hard time keeping his laughter to himself every time it bounces and the person herself doesn't know what to do to support it.
Now, finally he had a chance to give himself a treat before coming back to pretending to be a true man and start his new life as the secretary to the General Manager of Uchiha Brewery Incorporated, a subsidiary of Uchiha's Group of Companies. Things are finally looking up for him.
To Be Continued...
Please Review if you find it interesting and I sure do hope you will... Just so you know, there will only be 9 chapters in all.