Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater OR Legally Blonde.
Author's Note: Oh MEIN GOTT I just had to do this. Alright, so… Let's pretend Black*Star and Soul have been together like Elle and Warner. Black*Star ends up thinking Soul is going to propose, when really, Soul wants someone SERIOUS. XD
2AN: This isn't meant to be yaoi; it starts of "SoulStar" and ends in B*S being, well… Dumped. XD I also changed the song slightly to fit with Soul, so… XD
Pairings: Implied Soul/Black*Star; Implied Soul/Maka :D
Notes: Singing is in italics~

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It was a fine cool night when Soul had asked Black*Star to go to dinner with him. It was cliché and things, but not that the blue-haired assassin minded. He walked into the restaurant's gate and noticed Soul was sitting at a table outside. Black*Star joined him, wearing something a little more fancy than he normally would wear.

"So… What did you want to talk about?" Black*Star's voice rang through Soul's head and he looked up at the narcissist.

Be cool, Soul… Soul thought to himself.

"We both know why we're here; I see it in your eyes." Soul started to sing. "I guess it calms my fear to know it's not a surprise. I thought one look at you – looking like a dream come true – would leave me speechless like you always do… But now we're wide awake; we've got some plans to make." Black*Star looked up at him. "Let's take some action, baby~ So, baby, give me your hand!"

Soul stood. "I've got some dreams to make true, I've got the future all planned. It's time to get serious! Time to get serious – with you."

Black*Star smiled before starting to sing (it wasn't much of his thing, but he'd thought he'd try it). "I never thought that I—"

"Uh, honey? I'm not finished." Soul interrupted.

"Oh, sorry!"

The white-haired man smiled. "Since I was two or three, my life was planned out neat. I'd get those ninety-nine souls, and then get that witch's soul!" He sang while Black*Star followed with 'mmm's and 'yeah's. "A big cool house back east, all of the amenities~ One cool kid—"

"At least, just like the Shinigami!" They both sing at the same time.

"Here's where our lives begin~"

"Our lives begin!" Black*Star echoed and Soul stared at him.

"But just where do you fit in?"

"Fit me in!" He cried out, growing excited.

"I'll break it down now, baby! So baby, give me your hand~"

"Oh, whoa, here's my hand, here's my hand~" Black*Star smiled, holding out his hand like he said. Soul took it and smiled at the blue-haired boy.

"I've got some dreams to make true—"

"We both got dreams to make true!"

"I'll know that you'll understand…"

"Oh yes, I understand—"

"It's time to get serious!" They both sang at the same time, earning some stares from a few people. Not like Soul cared; he needed to get this out. "Time to get serious with you, serious~" Soul sang and Black*Star repeated the 'serious'. "Gotta wake up and take our journey! Serious~"

Black*Star repeated the "Serious~" again.

"I'm telling you as a future death scythe… You want to be the god, then do it, don't be shy!"

"Okay!"

"Baby, that's why you and I—"

"I~" Black*Star repeated, "You and I…!"

"Should break up!" Soul sang quickly.

Black*Star, completely unaware yet, sang out, "Yes, baby, I'll give you my hand, we—WHAT? You're breaking up with me?" He took his hand away from Soul and looked at the future death scythe. "I thought you were… Proposing!"

Soul sighed. "Black*Star, if I'm going to be the coolest death scythe ever, I'm going to need somebody…" He thought for a second, and began singing again. "—Serious! Less of a Patty and more of a Maka! Serious~ Somebody classy and not too tacky." He motioned to Black*Star.

"What?!" The boy cried out, glancing at the white-haired male with a shocked look on his face.

"Okay, that came out wrong…" Black*Star sobbed. "Baby, let's both be strong!" He continued sobbing and Soul sighed, "I mean, we've known all along—"

"Just shut up! What does that mean, I'm not a Maka? I'm not serious? But I… Am seriously… In love with you!"

Soul sighed again. "Baby, my future's all planned… I've got some dreams to make true. I thought that you'd understand; it's time to get serious, time to get serious…"

Black*star got up and ran away, leaving Soul to say, "Check, please."

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… No comment XD

I guess if you like this pairing, then sad ending is sad. XD I personally prefer SoMa but I just HAD to do this. I know it's supposed to be sad but the writers of this song made it also bubbly as well… It's hard to explain. Oh well. XD