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Ultimate Teen Titans
Blind Date
Chapter I
It's Getting Awkward 'Round Here...
"Don't you see?! It's right there! It's so obvious!"
Beast Boy was fervently gesturing at two different places at once. Starfire struggled to keep up.
"I do not understand..." she said.
"Raven! And Spider-Man! Can't you see?!"
"Oh..."
Suddenly, Starfire knew what Beast Boy was talking about. Spider-Man was fiddling around with his webshooter, and Raven was reading a book, but they didn't seem too preoccupied by these. They kept stealing furtive looks at each other, always when the other looked away. It was almost maddening, not to mention a little sweet.
"Now do you see?!"
"Yes, I see what you mean." Star turned to BB. "So, what does that mean? Do they have feelings for each other?"
BB blew his breath out in exasperation.
"Of course they do! Didn't you notice, when he became a Titan, he was convinced by Raven? He looked at her! Not at you, Cyborg, or me... Raven!"
He was referring to when Spider-Man had officially joined the Teen Titans six months ago. The Titans' Tower, which had been destroyed, had been rebuilt, and now BB was turning his attention to pressing matters.
"We need to do something! It's driving me crazy! It's like being caught in between you and Robin before you two started going out..."
"Was it really that bad?" Star asked concernedly. BB rolled his eyes.
"Anyway, we need to get them in a situation where they are forced to confess their real feelings for each other," BB went on. "'Cuz they aren't gonna do it on their own. Raven has no idea how to approach a guy without killing him, and Spidey... he seems to shy around her."
"What if you are wrong?" Star asked. "Would not that make things even more awkward?" BB grinned slyly.
"Oh no," he said, chuckling manically. "I have a plan..."
"This is the idea," BB explained to the Titans assembled, Robin, Cyborg, and Starfire. He had charts, graphs, and schematics spread out all over the place. He pulled them out and threw them away. They all seem to compose of childish drawings with Crayons featuring a red stick figure and a purple stick figure with a skirt.
"Okay, Spider-Man and Raven like each other," he said. "Like-like each other. But both of them are too embarrassed to admit it to the other. So, here's the plan..."
"We set them up on a blind date. Neither of them will know that they're gonna go on a blind date, and they won't know that they'll be on the date with each other. When they find out, they will hopefully decide to go through with it, and from there, it's history."
He stared at all of the teens, one eye twitching slightly. Cyborg had his mouth open slightly, and Robin had his eyebrow raised. Star was the only one who seemed to like the idea, as she clasped her hands under her chin and said, "Glorious!"
"I don't know..." Robin said, scratching his head. "I think you may be right about them, but I don't think it's any of our business."
"Yeah, I really don't think we should do anything," Cy agreed. "I mean, I like the guys too much. I respect Spider-Man, and Raven... well, I don't wanna do anything that might make them mad."
"Because Raven would kill us," Robin concurred. "And Spider-Man's still getting over leaving his universe behind."
"Oh, c'mon!" BB said, watching his support vanish. "I need at least one other person to help me, to make this work!"
"Sorry, BB," Robin said. "Count me out."
"Me too," Cyborg said.
"Okay, but don't say anything!" he warned them. He turned to Star. "You in?"
She nodded, her eyes gleaming with the thought of her friends finally finding romance in each other.
"Okay!" BB said, clapping his hands. "Let's get to work..."
