One of my Tumblr prompts and my first Avengers fic. Hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything...
"Remember, just call us if anything happens." Steve said to Clint for what was probably the 3rd time in the past ten minutes.
"Steve, don't worry. I know this is the first time you're leaving Peter alone, but we've got this under control." Natasha came up to Steve and put a comforting hand on his shoulder.
"You're right. I trust you guys. Thanks for doing this by the way."
"No problem Cap. Now go enjoy your night with Tony." Steve smiled and joined Tony in the elevator. Once they left, Clint smirked.
"He's got all worked up for nothing. I'm an awesome babysitter." Natasha just rolled her eyes. Clint suddenly felt a tug on his shirt.
"Uncle Clint? Can you come play with me?" He grinned at Peter.
"Sure buddy. See Nat? I've got this."
"I'm sure you do babe."
An hour later, Natasha was in the kitchen preparing the frozen dinner Steve had left when she heard Clint yell "No Peter!", followed by a muffled yelp and Peter giggling. Natasha walked into the living room to see what all the fuss was about. She laughed at what she saw.
Clint was glued to the wall by a white, web-like substance. Oh yeah, they'd forgotten about Peter's spider powers. She could hear Clint try to say something, but his mouth was clamped shut. This just made her laugh more.
"Yeah, you've got this Clint." Peter giggled with her and ran down the hall. Natasha sighed, chasing after him.
"Damn it! He's fast." Natasha mumbled under her breath. She had no idea where Peter went. She suddenly heard a crash one of the bedrooms. Natasha rushed in to see Peter surrounded by a shattered vase.
"Oops." Peter said quietly. Natasha groaned. Great. Wasn't that the glass vase Pepper gave Tony for his birthday that cost 100 bucks? He was going to have her head.
"Peter, come on, we're going to get you cleaned up." She tried to grab the toddler, but he just giggled and started climbing the wall.
"He can climb walls too? Oh god." Natasha tried to get him, but he was too high up the wall for her to reach. She gave an exasperated sigh and rubbed her eyes.
"Please Peter? Do this for Aunty Tasha?" When she turned to face him on the wall again, he was gone.
"Damn it, really?" She ran to the living room and saw Peter giggling at Clint. Although she found Clint being overpowered by a four year extremely funny, she had more important things to deal with.
"Peter, why did you glue Uncle Clint to the wall?" He grinned a toothless grin.
"We were playing a game and he was the bad guy! He was going to attack me but then I tied him up!" Natasha smiled at the child's antics, ignoring Clint's muffled cries.
"Your turn Aunty Tasha!" Her smile faltered.
"Wait Peter. Peter. Peter Parker-Stark-Rogers! Don't you da-!"
And that was how Steve and Tony found them. Clint and Natasha glued to the wall, Peter clapping and giggling at them.
Needless to say, Clint and Natasha haven't babysat Peter in a long time.
Thanks for reading, reviews would be appreciated :)