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(Please note that this was originally written from 6/06-10/06, so it shouldn't come as a total shock that some of the characters/situations aren't parallel to the current storylines. If you can think back to this time--just like on the first adventure--you'll have a better time understanding it. Don't forget that these are REPOSTS. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy and I'd like to encourage my readers to review--it shows me love or hate, and I WILL respect anyone's opinion.)

Ok gang, it's back and it's leaner and meaner! While the first "Grapefruits, the Adventure" was fun to write, it was also a BEAST--(20 Chapters! Well, that's not that bad to some, but it's bad to me—I don't like reading that many chapters, let alone WRITING them, sorry, I'm lazy like that.). Well, this sequel will not be as long and it'll manage to get the point across in a much timelier manner—I'll see to that. Now, anyone that remembers and was a fan of the first adventure knows how this works and knows the type of stuff to expect. To the rest of you, read on and tell me what you think.

(The scene starts the morning after the RAW tapings in Seattle. Vince has summoned 8 random superstars to his office. We have Kurt Angle, Jerry Lawler, Carlito, Masters, Booker T, Sharmell, Cena, and Kane.)

Vince, seated behind his desk, says, "Hello, I've called you here tonight because I have a favor to ask each of you. Each of you will head down to Reno and pick me up a fifth of Beefeater, a hooker, and a bucket of Buffalo wings. I don't care in which order you get them, just get them, ok? I'll be up here in Seattle for a good while, but the first pair to get back here with my stuff gets an opportunity to head the creative meeting and run the next Raw as the interim GM."

Kane furrows his brow and asks, "Well, do you need the food and drink from a particular store, like last time?"

Vince smiles a little and says, "Good thinking, Kane! In fact, yes I DO need these things to come from a particular store. I need you all to get my Beefeater and my Wings from a store in Reno called, "The Liquor and Wing Outlet Near the Trailer Park". And don't try any funny business, either, their wings and liquor have a different taste than any other restaurant or state store, and, trust me, I'm an aficionado when it comes to wings and liquor! Oh yeah, I also know a Reno hooker when I see one, or rather, TASTE one! They just have this…undeniable dirtiness to them. And don't any one of you take any flights, either! If you take a flight, I'll know it…don't worry about HOW, just know that I'll fucking know it! Ok, now pair off and get moving, I'm thirsty, horny, AND Vince McMahon, dammit!"

The superstars scramble out the office doorway and they pair up in the hallway.

Kurt speaks up, saying, "Ok, let's get this going, then. Who's going with who?

Lawler laughs a little and says, "I guess I'll join you, Kurt."

Booker T looks at Sharmell and says, "C'mon baby, let's get outta' here."

Kane's standing next to Cena and he just glances over to him, saying, "Well Cena, I guess I'm with you, then."

Carlito and Masters just look at each other and shrug. Masters waves Carlito on to follow him. Masters says, "Hey, lets take my ride, I'll even let you drive."

Carlito raises his eyebrows, takes a bite out of his apple and says, "Hm…cool."

(We cut to the parking lot, where we join Cena and Kane.)

Cena says, "Yo dawg, we'll take my car. It's over here. Then one step closer to our destination, we'll be near!"

Kane, ignoring Cena's lame mini-rap, looks at the car and smiles a little. Cena notices and asks, "What's so funny, money?"

Kane tries to keep from laughing and he answers, "Well, your car's a giant saltine box with wheels, guy."

John points out, "Yo, don't f'git—it's ridin' on 22's, yo, and them shits got spinners, too, just like Scooby-dooby doo!"

Kane raises his eyebrows, sighs, and climbs in.

(Meanwhile, in another area of the parking lot, we have Kurt and Lawler.)

Lawler, looking around for his car, says, "Damn, where the hell did I park that thing?"

Kurt looks in the opposite direction and points, saying, "Isn't that it over there?"

Lawler turns around and hurries toward his car—a girl scout van.

Kurt looks the van up and down, saying, "Gee, this is an…interesting van you have here."

Lawler smiles and says, "Yeah, I found it broken down and abandoned on the side of the highway. I had it fixed and decided to keep it because it reminds me of my ex-wife—she was a girl scout when I met her."

Kurt raises an eyebrow and asks, "You were with a little girl?"

Lawler says matter-of-factly, "Sure, we eloped just before her 16th birthday. I had to pay off this preacher we met at the bar to marry us. We were happy together, that is, until her parents threatened to hit my ass with a lawsuit if I didn't divorce their daughter."

Kurt shakes his head slowly and mumbles to himself, "…sick bastard."

Lawler asks, "Huh? What's that, Kurt?"

Kurt jumps a little and quickly says, "Oh, nothing. Nothing at all."

Jerry starts up the van and lets it warm a little.

(Now, we join Masters and Carlito, who seem to be trying to make their way out of the parking lot.)

Carlito says, "Y'know, you've GOT to have the oddest car I've ever seen."

Masters furrows his brow and says, "What? What's so odd? I think it's alright."

Carlito shakes his head, saying, "Chris…I-It's a giant fucking vacuum! With WHEELS on it! And, why the hell does it have the word 'heat' written on the sides of it?"

Masters smiles and asks, "Pretty badass, huh?"

Carlito shrugs and says, "Eh, whatever, dude."

(In the meantime, Booker and Sharmell have just started their car up. Since they travel together all the time, they're not going to tell you what their car is, but I will—it's an old stock-car with the words "Hungry Man Dinner" written on it in black marker. Did I mention that it's sitting on 10's? I gotta' give Booker credit, though. Even though they're 10's, he DOES keep them polished.)

Booker asks, "Hey babe, you got everything?"

Sharmell thinks for a second and says, "Ummm…yeah. Well, we may as well get moving."

So, our superstars all head out for Reno. What will come about during their journeys? Who will they meet? Well, you gotta' stay tuned for that one. Same Warrior place, same warrior time, same warrior channel!

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