Chapter 1:

"WAHOO!" Takuya yelled at the top of his lungs. "A new school year!" He jumped up and down. "This means new teachers!"

"Yeah…" Koji said unemotionally. "More teachers to annoy the hell out of, then get yelled at by…" The classroom was slowly filling up with students for the new year. Izumi plopped her books down on the desk next to Takuya's. Koji had taken refuge in the desk closest to the window in the far, back corner of the room. From back there, it was easier to throw things. Better angles. It also left open a lot more possible suspects. This could be fun.

"Hey guys," Izumi greeted.

"HEY Z!" Takuya said excitedly. Koji lifted his head as a way to say Hi. A girl with brown hair leading down to her waist walked in, tugging at her skirt. She placed her one book down in a seat infront of Koji. Her crystal blue eyes glistened in the sunshine emitting from the window. She placed her foot on the seat and tied her shoe. Koji, Takuya, and Izumi looked at her odd apparel.

"Uh… Kida," Izumi said. The girl looked up, flashing her crystal eyes.

"Hm?"

"Why are you wearing tennis shoes?"

"You think I'm actually going to wear those prissy leather shoes they gave us. Fat chance! It's bad enough I have to wear this long, Virgin Mary skirt!"

"Are you not a virgin?" Koji asked absent-mindedly. She glared at him.

"Hey, bub. You try wearing this thing!"

"Don't even play with idea," Koji rejected her challenge. She could have fun with this.

"You backing down?" He gave her a glance, then rolled his eyes.

"Hm."

"Tell you what. I'll wear a guy's uniform if you wear a girl's."

"I don't think so."

"Why not!" She whined.

"You enjoy wearing pants."

"You don't like your legs, do you?" Koji lifted an eyebrow.

Izumi and Takuya just stared at them. The teacher, Ms. Yukataga, walked in.

"Class. Please settle down," She said as she began her lecture. Kida leaned her head back, her hair spilling over Koji's desk. He glanced at it. Her hair was so shiny… and odd. Her roots were dark, but her ends were almost gold. He felt the urge to play with it, so he did. He picked up a pencil and began rolling the pencil in her golden locks. Takuya caught a glimpse of this and chuckled. Either Koji was really bored, which was completely possible, or his little crush from the fifth grade was rushing back to him. Yes, back in fifth grade, when Kida first moved here, Koji had a crush on her. Now, Koji claims that she just annoys him. Of course, Kida was blind to the first one. She knew she annoyed him and enjoyed every bit of it. Takuya's attention was brought to his other side, Izumi.

Whether she knew it or not, Takuya thought Izumi was… happening. She moved her hand to Takuya's desk, then removed it, leaving behind a small, folded sheet of paper. Takuya looked at Izumi oddly.

"Open it," She mouthed. He did. It read, "Some teacher. BOR-ING! UH… what's Koji doing to Kida?" Takuya wrote back: "Playing." Izumi's eyes widened at that remark. She looked over to Koji. Yeah, he was playing. He was now swirling around her hair with his pencil.

Kida's head moved to the side, but she felt a slight tug as Koji continued his weird little game. She gave him an odd look.

"Enjoying yourself?" She whispered.

"Oh yeah," Koji said in a mock, perverted way. His eyes never left the pencil. Kida gave a harsh tug at her long locks, sending the pencil flying out of Koji's hands and right at Ms. Yukataga's huge feather-duster hairstyle. It got stuck. Ms. Yukataga swatted the air thinking it was a fly or something. Her hand fell over the pencil.

"What in the world?" She asked herself. She put her notebook on the desk, pulled out the pencil, and began pacing around the room. She patted the palm of her hand with the pencil. "So who threw it?" She raised an eyebrow. She was pissed. "Who?" She asked more forcefully. Koji and Kida stared at her wide-eyed while Takuya and Izumi forced back their laughter. Ms. Yukataga spotted the two hyenas.

"You think it's funny?" She asked Takuya and Izumi. "I will not start this year off like this. DO YOU HEAR ME!"

"B-But we didn't do anything!" Takuya informed her. "We just thought it was funny." Izumi let out a hardy laugh.

"If it wasn't you, then who was it?" She asked impatiently.

"Uh…" Kida spoke up. "It was… uh, me…"

"And me," Koji put in. "But it was an accident."

"Detention. One week. Your names?" Koji and Kida both let out a sigh. They let their heads fall on the desk with a loud BANG!

"Ow," Was their unified response.In Detention!

"AND YOU WILL CLEAN THIS ROOM EVERY DAY THIS WEEK!" Ms. Yukataga yelled out the door. Gross… the Boy's Gym Locker Room…

"Guess we'd better get started…" Kida said. "Ug. Gross." She cringed.

"It's not that bad. I have to bathe in here everyday," Koji tried to reassure her. She cringed even more.

"Thanks for that. Now I have pictures of you bathing in a garbage dump in my head. AH! Don't stand up!" Koji stared at her with the following expression: 00

"OK…" He looked away and began moping. This would take a while.2 Hours Later!

Koji ran his fingers through his hair as water splashed down on him. He was trying to wash away all the grime that had been on the floor. Kida stealthily walked over to the bench where Koji had laid his clothes. She was currently wearing a towel, towel only and her hair was pulled up. She'd taken a shower first. She grabbed Koji's school uniform and dressed in it. She laid her uniform in the spot where she'd taken Koji's. She carefully tugged on all the locks to the lockers, making sure they were all locked. Then, she locked the laundry room and the spare uniform closest. Just as she heard Koji turn off the shower, she rushed out of the locker room.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Koji yelled when he noticed that his uniform was currently MIA. As a last resort when he couldn't unlock any of the locks, he put on Kida's school uniform. Hopefully, no one would see him. Unfortunately, there was a basketball game being held in the Gym, his only exit. Kida also locked the hallway exited. She planed this.

The ball dropped on the ground, currently forgotten from some jock's hands as Koji walked out of the locker room. Slowly, a roaring laughter rose from the crowd. Koji held his head in his hands as an attempt at hiding his face. Maybe, no one would know it was him.

"HEY! Look at Minamoto!" One fateful audience member pointed out. He. Was. Doomed.

CrashedmyHarley signing off! Well? Funny, funny, fun, fun? EE! FYI: I'm really not planning anything big for this one. It's just supposed to be filled with humor, and maybe a little something else. I might actually come up with an idea for adventure in this one. If I do, you'll be the first to know, you lucky, lucky people. Ee.. anywho. Enjoy!