FFFFFF I fail at writing in my own accent, that's complete fail right there.

Summary: Heiji and Shinichi are living together and things get… hot… don't ask why they're living together because I just have a weird mind, I can't write anything coherent so here's something incoherent.

Warnings: HeiShin porn! Because this site needs more of it. A little hint of HeiKai. Because I couldn't resist :3

They're probably really OOC because I fail at writing characters in character.

I apologize for my inability to write. And for this not making any sense.

I'm actually really nervous about posting this because I'm afraid everyone will hate it… actually I'm pretty sure everyone WILL hate it. But we need more people to write these two, they're so cute together.

I'M SORRY THIS ALL SEEMS WEIRD AND A LOT OF THE THINGS I SAY DON'T MAKE SENSE DDD:

Shinichi sighed as he walked down the street to his house. He wasn't excited about getting home, considering it'd feel like he was completely alone. What was the point in having Hattori live with him if he'd be asleep by the time he got home? He'd often asked himself this question. The only reason he'd offered for Hattori to live with him was because he was tired of coming home to an empty house.

He didn't seem like one to go to bed at eight in the evening. But Shinichi was always home right at that time and he always found Hattori curled up in his bed sound asleep. The first few nights he'd smiled at it, thinking how cute Hattori was when he slept, always quickly shaking the thought from his mind, but after that it was just disappointing.

Shinichi sighed again, fumbled with his keys to unlock the door. After a while he didn't even announce he was home anymore, what was the point if no one was there to hear it? He shoved his shoes off his feet and stumbled to the living room, tired from a long day. To his surprise Hattori was sitting there reading a book. He glanced up when Shinichi had walked into the room, "Oh, hey Kudo!" he said giving him a toothy grin. Then he stretched and put his book on the side table, "I was just 'bout ta head off ta bed…" he said yawning.

Shinichi gave him a tired smile, "Maybe I will too…" he'd had a long day, longer than usual since he's woken up early with new insight on his current case and wasn't able to get back to sleep until he could go point out the culprit. Then he shook his head, "Then again, maybe not." He walked over to Hattori and leant his forehead against his. He gave him a bit of a glare but Hattori just stared curiously into his eyes.

"Have somethin' else in mind?" he grinned again. But Shinichi didn't smile, not even a bit. He just stood back up and put his hands on his head.

"I can't take it anymore." He groaned and grabbed Hattori by the shirt, hauling him up the stairs.

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Shinichi shoved him into the bed with more force than Hattori ever thought he could. He sat next to him and for a while they sat in silence, but then Shinichi put his face in his hand and started to sob.

"K…Kudo?" Hattori said with worry in his voice, "Somethin'… th' matter?"

"Stupid!"

"Wha…. What?" The sudden words surprised him.

"What was the point in you coming to live with me if you're never awake when I come home?" Shinichi looked at him through his fingers, "The only reason I asked is because I was a bit lonely."

Hattori's surprised face turned into a soft smile, "Well, I'm awake now…"

Shinichi looked at him with a bit of a pout, he had put his hands down onto his lap. They were both silent for another few moments before Shinichi tackled him to the bed. "Stupid, stupid, stupid." He said then kissed the tanned boy. This surprised Hattori most of all. But he gradually eased into the kiss and took over, flipping Shinichi over to be under him. Doing this broke their kiss though and when Hattori tried to kiss Shinichi again he was pushed away.

"J-just a minute." He said sitting up and blushing; he probably didn't expect Hattori to kiss him back. And yet, he had at the same time. Why else would he have been so eager to come live with him?

"What?" Hattori sat up too; he was a little concerned again. Though he tried not to show it.

Shinichi put his hand over his mouth, "I… well… I want to make sure you want exactly what I want so I don't try to take it too far…"

"Hmmm?" Hattori nuzzled Shinichi's neck and started to kiss and suck at the skin, "I'm sure we want the same thing."

Shinichi blushed a deeper red, "J-just making sure." He was making - what Hattori thought were, at least - cute moaning noises as the other boy kissed his neck. He felt Hattori's arms snake around him and start unbuttoning his shirt. He turned his head and kissed the said boy, then turned his whole body to put his arms around him. He pulled Hattori on top of him and fell back against the soft bed.

Shinichi proceeded to unbutton Hattori's pants. Hattori then started to do the same to him. He broke the kiss and started to nibble at the pale boy's skin again. Shinichi groaned in disappointment as the warm mouth left his.

Hattori unbuttoned the last of the buttons on Shinichi's shirt and pulled it off of him. He then kicked off his own pants and underwear and pulled Shinichi's off. He couldn't help but stare at the naked body below him, "Kudo…" he said breathlessly. Shinichi pressed his index finger to Hattori's lips.

"Hush, now's not the time for being amazed at my sexy body." He winked.

Hattori nodded and pressed his lips against Shinichi's again; he put his hands on Shinichi's thighs and pulled them closer. He was just about to start when Shinichi broke their kiss yet again, "Wait…"

"What?"

"You're going to get your shirt dirty if you don't take it off." Shinichi glared at the boy on top of him when he gave him an innocent grin.

"It'll be fine, I'll wash it tomorrow." But Shinichi just continued to glare at him and he finally gave in, pulling it over his head and tossing the shirt away, "Happy?" Shinichi nodded and smiled again. He'd really only said that because he wanted to see Hattori's chest… wait, did that seem weird?

Shinichi slid his hands over the other boy's shoulders and pulled him into another kiss. He then flinched as Hattori entered him, "Ahh…" he moaned as the waves of pleasure went through his body. Hattori laughed breathily as Shinichi continued to make the same noise as he thrust into him.

"Don't tell me… this is…" he moaned breathily, "your first time?"

"Sh-shut up! It'd better be yours too! Hahhhh…"

Hattori laughed again and started to thrust harder, "I guarantee nothing." Shinichi thought he heard him say, but it was too quiet for him to be sure. They quickly brought their lips back together and through one of Shinichi's moans Hattori slipped his tongue into his mouth. He was cautious at first, afraid Shinichi would bite him, but they both got used to it after a while. They quickly got into a steady rhythm and continued for most of the night.

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The next morning Shinichi groaned as he opened an eye to see nothing but a pillow stuffed into his arms. He missed the warmth of another body but he lifted himself up anyway. He glanced at the clock and his eyes widened. It was already noon. He yelled in frustrations as he raced to get dressed.

He ran downstairs in a hurry to eat something. To his surprise he found Hattori in the kitchen eating already.

"Oh, mornin' Kudo." He smiled sweetly. Shinichi didn't smile back. He barely glanced at the man trying to find something quick to eat. "Not gonna to shower 'fore ya rush off ta work?"

"I don't have time, and you shouldn't be dawdling either." He said, still not sparing Hattori another glance.

"I got a day off ta-day."

Shinichi sighed and sank to the floor, "It's Sunday." He finally remembered. Hattori laughed and walked over to him.

"'s not your fault, you're over worked 's all." He put his arms around Shinichi, "Ya just need ta relax more… like last night." He pressed a kiss to his temple, "I'd be happy ta give it to ya."

Shinichi rested his head on the tanned boy's shoulder and sighed, frustrated, "Yeah… I guess."

"Ya guess? What's that s'posed ta mean?" their eyes met.

"Hattori… was that really not your first time?" Shinichi said, his voice completely serious.

"H…huh? Wh-what da ya mean?" he laughed nervously, "Th-that ain't important, is it?"

Shinichi glared at him then sighed, "It's alright if it wasn't… I just want to know."

Hattori sighed also, "Well… it wasn't… sorry." He finger was brought to his lips.

"It's alright." He put his hand down and kissed the other boy, "I love you anyway, but you'd better pray I never meet the person you first did it with."

Hattori laughed nervously again, "You'll never know who it was, 'cause I'm pretty sure you'd never guess it. But I'll give ya a hint, he looks like ya." Shinichi glared accusingly at him, "An' I don' mean Conan. Otherwise you'd know."

I know it sucks, but this was really my first time trying to write sex OTL
Okay, maybe not my first time, but my first time trying to seriously write it

There, now this site has some HeiShin porn. There seems to be a serious lack of it… now it's not some, but it still doesn't have any GOOD stuff DDD: I'm sorry you read through all of my fail!writing, but you only have yourself to blame for putting yourself through it.