Hey So this is my first Warehouse 13 fic, and I just felt like expressing how much I don't really like the whole PMS thingy…like seriously I fall on the floor laughing. So here it is. I don' own 'em.
ATTENTION!!!! EXTREMELEY IMPORTANT!!!
I would like to apologize to Penelope Louise, who is one of my favorite authors on here. If you like it, use it, dude.
"Sooo, Leen-a" Claudia drug out the second syllable in her friend' name, making her smile, "'Pyka', or 'Mete'?"
"Excuse me?" Leena's eyebrows were furrowed in confusion.
"Oh come on! You are not trying to tell me that you can't see the whole 'opposites attract' with your super-freaky power…thingy." Claudia replied rolling her eyes.
"Who exactly are you talking about now?"
"Pete and Myka. La-DUH! I'm trying to think of a name for them."
"A name for them?"
"Yeah, like Brangelina or Speidi."
"You mean, like a relationship name."
"Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!" Claudia threw her arms up and jumped around.
"But they're not in a relationship," Leena said, still slightly confused.
"But they will be," Claudia spoke to Leena as if she had suddenly gone slow, "We're planning ahead, you know what I mean?"
Leena smiled, which Claudia took as yes.
"So 'Pyka', or 'Mete'," She said again.
Leena wrinkled her nose, "Neither."
"Okay what about…um…we could combine their last names, like 'Battimer' or 'Lering'." She snorted.
"No, I don't think so." Leena said shaking her head slowly with a face of disgust.
There was silence…and then, Claudia burst out laughing.
"No, no wait, I've got it, ready… PMS!! Oh my god!! It's pure genius!"
So yeah…what about 'Myte'?? Sounds cute to me. Better than 'Speidi'. That's like total Peter Parker.
Hope it made you laugh, or at least smile.
Later gators.
Hugs and Kisses-
Helen