Okay, I saw one of these before, so I decided to do my best in doing my own!
Disclaimer: What the hell makes you think I own Kingdom Hearts? I only own Kira/Rixka. XP Face it, she's awesomer than youz. And yes, the 'z' was intentional. Cause I'm cool like dat. *starts beatboxing*
I'm so horrible. I'm doing one of these with a OC pairing, which I swore I'd never do ;; And it couldn't be someone nobody cares about, like Pence or Rai. Or Phil. But Phil gets on my nerves. stupid half-goat dumbass.
20 song drabbles is a-go! w00t!
Note: Please pay no real attention to the music that I ended up with...I was just surprised as you were. And the fact that the drabbles don't really fit the songs...EPIC FAIL
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In The End- Linkin Park
"ZEXY~~!" BLAM
"Hello, Nobody I've never met before." Zexion said nonchalantly as the violet-haired girl ran face-first into the Lexicon he had held up as a shield.
"You suck at jokes, Zexy." Rixka rubbed her red nose as she grinned up at the slate-haired boy.
"What do you want, Rixka? You're not even supposed to be here, since you refuse to be in the Organization."
"I felt like pissing off Xemnas today!" Was the simple answer from such a simple girl.
"RIXKAAA~~~!"
"Ho shit." Rixka looked up at the sound of her name and took off, the sonic boom making Zexion's hair fly every which way.
It was the little encounters like this that made Zexion know that another day had gone by.
And he appreciated it. He knew of the female Nobody's non-existent feelings, but ignored them. They had no heart, so such a trivial matter doesn't exist to them...right?
"HULLOZ, ZEXY~!" VI looked up from his armchair to see...somehow Rixka had ended up on top of the bookshelf.
Was she part monkey?
He watched her scratch her cheek sheepishly.
"I'm kinda stuck...can you get the ladder for me?" She called down.
Zexion sighed and did as asked, waiting at the bottom as she decided half-way down to be a genius and kicked out her legs so she could SLIDE down.
Zexion looked up at the little scream the violet-haired girl emitted, just to end up flat on his back as he subconsciously tried to catch the falling Nobody.
...
...
"I'M SO SORRY, ZEXY~! I KNOW YOU WERE SAVING YOUR FIRST KISS WITH DEMY, AND I TOOK THAT AWAY FROM YOU! I'M SO SORRY~~! FORGIVE THIS WRETCHED SOUL!"
Zexion sat up, one gloved hand touching his tingling lips, where Rixka's had been when she landed on top of him. He looked up when what she said finally registered.
"What do you mean by 'Saving my first kiss for Demy?' Are you talking about Number IX? Are you insinuating that I'm GAY?"
Rixka uttered a small 'Eep' at the look on his face and run off. Just to crash into Lexeaus.
"I DID NOT STEAL ZEXY'S FIRST KISS!" She yelled and ran around him. Lexeaus just stood there, puzzled as all hell why the girl was denying something that never happened. As far as he knew, anyway. That thought was dispelled when he looked in on Zexion in the library.
"So you two did kiss." Lexeaus stated.
Zexion looked up and stood quickly, muttering.
"Doesn't matter."
What I've Done- Linkin Park
"Your somebody actually killed a person?" Zexion asked as he and Rixka were back at their posts in the library. She had come to put black dye in Saix's shampoo bottle, and was now waiting for the results.
Rixka nodded, laying across a flat book cart. Zexion had no idea how she thought that was comfortable in the slightest.
Kira grinned. "Several people, actually. And animals. I was reading Kira's journal. She's been EVERYWHERE! It was with her grandfather, but still. The things she's done! I'm glad I came from somebody so awesome."
"It's 'awesome'...because she's a murderer? She KILLED people, Rixka."
"So do the Heartless. They steal people's hearts. Then us Nobodies kill Heartless, resulting in these people never being themselves again. It's murder in its own right."
Zexion thought for a minute, pulling apart Rixka's logic apart to find a loophole.
"You're right." He realized after a minute.
"Course I'm right. I had ages to think this stuff out, since I don't sleep."
"You should."
"I don't exist. Why would I need sleep? Waste of time that I could use for other purposes. Like stalking hot guys? And rooting through their trash and taking pictures of them while they're in the shower...yum...I made a scrapbook! Wanna see?"
"NO."
"Aww~! But I have a section dedicated entirely to you~!"
"What?" Zexion asked, freaked out.
"Nothing! I didn't say anything! I was never here!" Rixka denied and slinked off to hide in the Batcave, which is what she calls Xaldin's closet.
Hero- Enrique Iglesias
Note: This one is AU
"YOU'RE A FUCKIN' DISGRACE!" SMASH. A beer bottle broke apart as it hit the wall next to Zexion's head. "You know what the neighbors say about me and your mother, god bless her soul?"
Zexion didn't say anything, but tears welled up in his eyes at the thought of his mother. Dead four years today.
"GET OUT, YOU FUCKIN' FAGGOT! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU COME BACK, AND I'LL KILL YOU!"
Zexion grabbed his school bag and ran out, not even bothering to shut the door, the slight shower he ran through drenching his oversized black hoodie.
"Well, hey there pretty lady." A Harley pulled over next to the lone slate-haired figure that was walking along the stretch of highway.
"I'm a boy, sir." Zexion said through clenched teeth.
"Good. 'Cause I ain't no 'Sir'." The rider took off the helmet, shaking out her long, dark purple hair. "The name's Rixka. What yours?
"Zexion." The boy said. His hands came out as the helmet came flying his way.
"Where you headed? I'll give you a ride." The girl, Rixka, said, propping up the bike and starting it up.
"Anywhere. Nowhere." Zexion said, climbing on behind the short female. "Just get me the hell away from here."
"Perfect! That's where I'm headed!" Rixka cheered, the Harley taking off at 80mph. "YAAA-HOOOO!"
Zexion just hooked his arms around ehr waist, the open-air coupled with the speed freaking him out. This was the first time he'd ever been on a motorcycle. Axel's big brother Reno had one, but he'd never ridden it.
They stopped for the night on the side of the road, where Rixka had pulled out a tent that was tethered to the back and started up a fire from fallen branches thanks to the surrounding forests. Zexion just hunched into himself.
He was in the middle of nowhere with a strange person.
No home, no family, all eh had was his backpack witht he little heart-shaped pin his mother had given him for his birthday before she died.
"Dude, come closer to the fire. Seriously. You wanna get eated up by skeeters?"
"Skeeters?"
"Mosquitoes, man."
Zexion nodded and scooted closer to the fire, focusing on the little rack where a pot for instant ramen was boiling away.
"Pork or Chili?" She asked.
"Pork, please." Zexion said.
"So, tell me about yourself, Zexy. How'd a hot piece of ass like yourself end up here?"
"My...father threw me out. Which is fine. We've never been close..." He winced when he flattened his palm against the ground to shift his weight. He let out a small cry of pain.
"Dude, why didn't you say you were hurt?" Rixka yelled as he held his wrist close to his chest. A slight tug and he let the purple-haired girl have it, untying the gauze she had around her arm to put around his wrist.
"Sorry...must've happened when my dad..."
"Hit you?"
Zexion nodded. Then something hit him. "Rixka...how old are you?"
"Seventeen next week."
"I'm older than you!" Zexion yelled, surprised. The way she acted, she could've passed for twenty, at least!
"Good. Then I won't feel bad for doing this." Rixka grinned, then meshed her lips against his. When she pulled away, she grinned at the shocked look on the slate-haired boy's face.
"You're cute, Zexy. But a little weak. Don't worry, a few months on the road, and you'll be as tough-skinned as me!"
Mad- Ne-Yo
"YOU IMBECILE!"
"I'M OBVIOUSLY SMARTER THAN YOU, SO DON'T START WITH THE JABS AT MY MENTAL AGE!"
"WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK HERE, IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO CAUSE TROUBLE FOR THE REST OF US?"
"THAT'S SOMETHING I'VE HAD TO ASK MYSELF A LOT! SINCE YOU DON'T APPRECIATE THE ONLY FRIEND YOU'VE GOT!"
"JUST LEAVE! LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!"
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, SHRIMP! YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE ME DOWN IN A FIGHT!"
"BECAUSE I PREFER TO USE MY BRAIN! YOU SHOULD TOO, IF YOU HAD ONE!"
"FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY, ZEXION!"
BAM
"Rixka, what are you doing back-"
"Fuck off, Demyx. I'm not in the mood."
Demyx slowly crept into the library, chuckling nervously as he escaped from Rixka's murderous aura. Just to squeak when he turned and saw Zexion standing there, looking off to the side where Rixka stood as they yelled at each other.
"OH! UH! Zexy! How-how're you doing?" Demyx asked.
Zexion head snapped up, making direct eye contact with Demyx.
"IX, something I can help you with?"
Demyx grinned nervously. "Uh...what did I come in here for? Oh...uh...this is why I write everything down!"
"It's the library, so for a book?" Zexion suggested.
"No, it was something to do with you...Oh! Saix heard you and Rixka arguing, and wants to know what's going on!"
"...She was putting her manga away in a place of literature. She even cut open the larger tomes to store away her doujin 'away from prying eyes'."
"Wow. That's it?"
"What do you mean, 'that's it'?" Zexion narrowed his eyes at the mullet-haired musician.
"Well, from how loud you two were, I thought it was something bigger...but you can always buy new book, right? I mean, she even called you 'Zexion'. She NEVER calls you 'Zexion'."
The Cloaked Schemer was silent, back to why he was in the trance he was in why Demyx entered. The sound of his full name from her mouth...it was a crime against nature. Hell must've froze over.
"Give me your ice cream if you wanna live." Rixka growled, standing behind Axel and Roxas on top of Memory's Skyscraper. Axel relinquished his without a fight.
"What happened?"
"Zexion called me out when he saw me putting my manga up in the library. Since I've officially made myself at home in Lexy's closet, since Xaldy kicked me out of his, I needed someplace to put my doujin and crap."
"Wow, how bad did he tick you off? You just called him 'Zexion'." Roxas pointed out, licking his ice cream, distracting the redhead from the violet-haired Nobody.
"We're not friends anymore. I've no need to call him by his nickname. I'm grabbing my stuff and splitting in the morning. Get myself a bar or something in Port Royal."
"Good luck with that." Axel said distracted. Rixka threw ehr popsicle stick at his head and left.
"What am I gonna do, IX? What if she really doesn't come back?" Zexion asked, fingers laced through his hair as eh hunched over in his seat.
"Well, she ahs to at some point. Her stuff is still in Lexeaus's closet!" Demyx told the slate-haired boy, before standing up and flouncing out of the room, just to be ambushed by a horny Xigbar.
"Sup, muscle-man! Just grabbing my shit!" Rixka waved at the man, who nodded and went back to lifting weights. Rixka threw her maid outfit, first-aid kit, and leftover manga into the big box, sticking her torture equipment on top just to hide the other stuff.
"...You're taking your 'Teletubbies' DVD?"
"Already gave Barney to Demy. Look me up if you're ever in Port Royal!" She said, closing the door with her foot and bumping into someone.
"Sorry, dude."
"...'Teletubbies'?"
"It works, alright? Especially if you slip their eyes open!" Rixka yelled, without realizing who she was yelling at. She looked up and her mouth set in a grim line as she jumped up and picked up the box.
"Later, Zexion." Rixka told Number VI, moving around him. Subconsciously, Zexion grabbed ehr elbow to pull her back, making the box fall and her belongings scattering across the hallway as he mashed his lips against hers.
"I'm sorry..." He told her when he let her go.
"...Jerk." Rixka muttered and got on her tip-toes to kiss him back.
Spanish Eyes- Backstreet Boys
Stare~
Stare~
Stare~
Stare~
POKE
"Cheater!" Rixka yelled when Roxas poked her nose, losing ehr concentration in their staring contest. Roxas 'whoop'ed and took the ice cream from the middle of the table.
"REMATCH, DAMN YOU!"
"With what? There's no more ice creams." Roxas pointed out. Rixka whined and let her hair make a THUNK sound as it made contact with the table. Then popped her head up, looking out into space.
"What's today?" She asked suddenly. Roxas had to think for a split moment.
"Wednesday?"
"FUCK!" Rixka yelled and raced out of the kitchen. "I HAVEN'T MESSED WITH XEMNAS IN THREE DAYS! HE'LL THINK I GOT SICK AND GET ALL WORRIED! I'M COMING MANSEX!"
"..." Axel entered the room, having passed the screaming Rixka in the hall. "Doesn't she have ehr own place to crash?"
"Nope. Living in Demyx's closet now, despite the overwhelming smell of peanut butter and mold." Roxas told him.
"Psst~!"
Zexion snapped his head up, looking around.
"Psst~!"
He looked up on a whim, seeing as the only one who dared intrude on his solitude had a habit of getting stuck on top of the bookcase. Only she wasn't there.
"I'M OVER HERE, YOU FUCKER!"
Zexion looked next to him to see a flash of purple disappearing to hide behind the chair. Zexion got on his knees to lean over and see that yes, it was Rixka hiding behind his chair...wearing something that was not her norm...
"Are you...wearing a french maid's uniform? And a dog collar...?" Zexion asked, one eyebrow arching high.
"Don't call attention to me, idiot! Mansex's on the warpath!"
"Do I wanna know?"
"No, not really."
"Alright, then." Zexion sat down in his chair right, a pink flush crossing his face.
"Pervert." Rixka deadpanned as she crawled out from behind the chair, sitting on the arm chair to read over his shoulder.
"It's a piece of quality literature!"
"A book on Kama Sutra? Dude, it's a porn book. See, right there. If that's not sex, then I'm a magic pickle." She said, pointing at a VERY detailed diagram.
"Then you're a magic pickle." Zexion said. By this time, his face had turned beet red. There was a half-naked hot chick right next to him, and he was reading a book on sex positions. This must be Murphy's Law or something of the sort...
"Would Master Zexy like some tea?" Rixka purred in his ear. Zexion flinched and turned his head towards her fast, to look at her strangely. That was the first time he noticed her almond-shaped eyes and olive undertone, despite the pale skin.
Unfortunately, with her position next to him, and his miscalculation of the distance apart, when Zexion turned his head, he face planted in something squishy right after he glanced her face.
"Zexy? OMG, ZEXY! Are you alright?" Rixka yelled as he fainted, his skin resembling a tomato.
..::TO BE CONTINUED::..
Yup. I'm gonna make CHAPTERS! HO MAH GAWD!
Yeah. Maybe I've gone over my head with this, especially since I have no idea what I'm doing.
I'll post the next one sometime next week.
SO REVIEW DAMMIT!
Love ya!
-Kira Nitedream
P.S: A little spoiler for ya. These are the five songs that are gonna be in the next chapter!
Underground- Eminem
Kryptonite- 3 Doors Down
Numb- Linkin Park
Broken- Seether ft. Amy Lee
Never Too Late- Three Days Grace
Yeah. I might have a little trouble with 'Underground'. And yes, somehow a Backstreet Boys song ended up on my mp3 player.
"It's a mystery." -Hatsuharu Sohma from 'Fruits Basket'.