Matthew rubbed Horny, his Heracross' soft bug butt causing Heracross to squirt liquid from his butt. "Euugh.. He-Heracross!" moaned Horny. "Thats right, call me Master you dirty slut…" Matthew taunted as he slapped the Horny's butt. The Pokeballs in his back pocket started to shake, then as sudden as the Pearl Harbor Bombing, his Toxicroak, PoisonSacks popped out in a flash of red light. Without warning Toxicroak pulls down Matthew's pants revealing a pair of well-tanned buns. Matthew's face clenched in terror as he realized what was about to happen. PoisonSacks put his mouth up to the clenched anus of Matthew and blew his poisony goodness into him. At the same time Matthew took hold of Horny's bug butt and squeezed with all his might.
Their faces changed from terror into pleasure as the poison pulsed through Matthew. Just as PoisonSacks had released himself, Matthews Magmortar had also released itself as well. As expected, Magmortar also had an incredibly well thought name: BlastArm. PoisonSacks' mouth was bonded to the anus of his trainer, thus he was vulnerable. BlastArm dug one of his cannons into the purple anus that belongs to that of PoisonSacks and his other into his own. Terror and Pleasure have never been closer bed-buddies than they have now. BlastArm's claws retracted itself and the cannons began to swell up and the hot magma blew all over the prostate of PoisonSacks and BlastArms. Matthew remembered that he had gave Horny the stone that allowed him to mega evolve.
Without thinking matthew pressed the button on his evolution ring causing Heracross' bug butt to glow with excitement. A flash of rainbow blinded everyone in the room and there he stood: Mega Heracross. Just as his horn had grew so had his penis. Matthew's jaw hit the floor when he had laid his eyes on this gigantic sausage that lay before him. Horny, seeing the opening, plunged his monstrous snake into Matthew's opened mouth.
Matthew suddenly stopped as he realized "I forgot to do my biology homework!" Matthew pulled out his Pokeballs and quickly returned his three butt-buddies to their capsules. He pulled out the Biology thesis he had been writing to find out where he had left off "...in prokaryotic cells, DNA is located in the cytoplasm. most prokaryotes have a single DNA molecule containing all of the genetic cell's information." He began to sweat as he saw his half-finished biology homework. Without another thought Matthew delved into the world of science.
10 years had passed, since the incident of The Half-Finished Biology Homework. Matthew had been scarred ever since, living in a life of solitude because of the horror of that day. An unexpected knock came from the outside of Matthew's door. "W-who the hell could that be…?" thought Matthew. "OI BLOODY HELL, GET OUTTA MY CELLAR YA BLOODY WANKER!" an angry accented male voice yelled. "Me no speaka espanol!" replied Matthew out of terror in broken english. Matthew unbuckled his pants, opened the door and welcomed the man with open arms. Matthew had no idea what he was doing, but thats when it hit him. His mind had been broken since the incident and now he has become a sex addicted homeless man. "Poot som' bloody pants on ya wanker" the accented man said. "Love me long time!" Matthew said as he massaged his dong. The man sighed in discomfort and dug in his backpocket. Matthew smiled as he thought of the possibilities that could behold in that pocket. A condom maybe? No, a dildo would be the most likely option. Matthew's thoughts were then silenced with a sound of a gunshot. Silence was in the room for the next few seconds, then hours, later years, and before you knew it decades.