A/N I'm going to be trying my best attempt at doing this. Please don't flame me if my attempts at writing are rubbish.

Warning, this fanfic is rated T for some violence and foul language.

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 3 Explorers of Sky, and the only characters I do own, are my OC's.

(Note: thoughts are in italics)

Chapter one: Bonds of a New Friendship

'Another gloomy day' she sighed to herself. Every day was the same.

Same dull gray sky.

Same no-sign-of-life view.

Same savagery shown by all the pokemon living in the area.

Very depressing.

And the only eventful thing are that those pair of Butterfree are arguing in front of me' she thought irritated. Before she could make a move towards them though, a yell pierced the silence of the forest. Immediately, her head snapped up, eyes narrowed.

"I'd better go check that out" she muttered, as she jumped to the forest floor, startling the Butterfree, and started running towards the direction of the voice.

She hadn't been running for long though, when a figure bumped into her, sending her backwards.

"What the hell?!" she blurted out, just as a male voice got to her senses. "You're a human!"

"Yeah, so? Do you have a problem with it?" her voice threatening as she turned my head to glare angrily at him.

He was a Lucario, a lot older than her, but not too old. He looked a little stronger than the average Lucario, but in Psycho's eyes, he didn't look that special to her. What the Lucario saw, was quite different. The figure in front of him had very pale skin (probably due to the lack of sunlight), slightly spiky black hair that reached to her shoulders.

She was slim, wearing black clothes, a tank top, followed by a long-sleeved shirt, trousers and a belt, which he could see, had a pair of machetes strapped onto them. She looked about 10 years old. She was also quite petite, only about 4 feet high. She had a roguish look about her. But what stood out the most, were her eyes. She had rich red eyes that looked like they pierced into your soul. She could have looked nice, if her scowl was gone, and her eyes stopped glaring at him.

"Well, do you?" she demanded. "No I don't but, could you please help me—"He couldn't finish his sentence, due to the fact that a trio of pokemon had come out of the bushes.

"Hey" rasped the biggest one, a Toxicroak. "Hand over that Lucario now! Chuu hu hu!" "Chuu hu hu? And what do you want with him?" she asked even more confused.

"Stop being a stubborn bitch, and just hand him over" the Ghastly next to him blurted out before the Toxicroak could reply.

Psycho snapped. "What did you just call me?!" she screeched as she leapt towards them with a battle cry.

(Really sorry, this is my first time doing a fight scene, so it may not be up to your expectations.)

None of the three were prepared for the beating she was about to give them. She kicked the Toxicroak down, swept the Gulpin aside with her faintly muscled arm, and took out her steel machete and started swiping the Ghastly with it.

(Note; STEEL machete, which does have some effectiveness against ghost types. By the way, pokemon in this fanfic bleed.)

"YOW! OWCH! OWIE!" shrieked the Ghastly as he struggled to defend himself against her.

The Toxicroak grabbed her arm to stop her, but she turned her attention away from the Ghastly, and launched an uppercut on his throat sac (OUCH!) with her fist, making him let go of her.

She kicked him in the abdomen, grabbed hold of his arm, and swung him around hard, putting his face in the dirt. As she let go of him, the Gulpin slammed into her back, making the air go out of her, before she regained her senses, and turned around to face him.

The Gulpin slammed into her again, but she grabbed hold of his feather and swiped her machete at him. He screeched, but then stopped struggling, and started taking deep breaths, trying to make a move.

She recognized the move as 'Yawn', and let go of his feather and kicked him, sending him high in the air. (Try to picture the Gulpin as a football).

He landed on the ground, quite a few feet away from her, but he was knocked out cold.

Taking a deep breath, she took out her other machete, and turned around to face the other two, who were staring at her in shock.

Obviously, they never expected to be thrashed so easily by a human. "You two." she said, trying to make her voice as threatening as possible, which to her satisfaction, worked when she saw the two shudder.

"Take your teammate and get out. Never come into this forest again, unless you want a beating that was bigger than the first one. You understand?"

"Yes" they both stammered.

They got up and staying as far away as possible from her, walked over to the Gulpin.

The Toxicroak hefted him over on his back.

As they turned to walk away though, they turned and yelled out to her, "Our names are Troxik, Gasolt and Gulipin. Remember them, because we'll be back for revenge!" and with that they started running away quickly.

She stared after them for a moment, before shaking her head.

"Wimps" she muttered.

A cough behind her reminded her that she wasn't alone.

She quickly turned around and came face to face with the Lucario. "What? Are you still here?"

"Um, yeah" he mumbled a bit disgruntled. "I wanted to thank you for protecting me from them…"

"Uh, okay. Although I wasn't actually protecting you, I just did it because they called me a bitch. Nobody does that and walks away unhurt."

"Still though, I felt obliged to thank you" said the Lucario, determined to make conversation with her. "By the way, what is your name? My name is Lioruc.

"You can call me Psycho." she said nonchalantly. "Psycho? That's your real name?!"

She growled. "Do you have a problem with my fucking name as well?!"

"I told you before: I don't have a problem with you being a human! Besides, I was just surprised to hear that your name was Psycho…" he trailed off, only to realize she wasn't paying attention to him anymore, and was heading in another direction. "Hey wait up!" he panted as he caught up to her. Damn, he was still following me!

She kept walking. "What do you want?"

"I want" he said still catching his breath. "To be your friend" she stopped and turned around with a look of surprise on her face. "My friend? Rude guy, you're asking to be my friend?"

"Hey! I'm not rude! Okay, maybe I was a bit, but I'm sorry!

"Okay, I'll accept your apology, and I'll think about being your friend." Her face turned neutral again. "And I would like to ask something. Why didn't you fight those three off? They weren't strong. Which was also proved by me."

"Ah" he hesitated. "That's a little embarrassing to talk about. You see I'm suffering from a… problem."

"Problem? What, do you wet yourself when you start to fight?" She smirked as she saw his face turn red.

"NO! Where did you get that idea from?!"

"Well when your face turned red, I assumed that—"

"You assumed wrong then! I'm suffering from a disease!"

"A disease? What kind of disease?"

"Well, like I said, it's embarrassing to talk about... But I will tell you." He took a deep breath. "I'm suffering from a disease called Longinus Paralyzifis."

"…Never heard of that disease. What does it do?"

"It happens when I'm using battle moves. Whenever it gets too rough, or I'm using way too many moves, I go into a kind of mode called 'Shut down' and my whole body becomes paralyzed. It takes a least a few hours for it to wear off, but in dire cases, in can go up to days."

"…WHAT THE FUCK?! Why did you go out into the wilderness then! It's dangerous for you if you have a problem like that! You'll be regularly attacked by wild pokemon!!"

"I know that! This is why I'm trying to go to go to Platinum city!"

"Wait…I've heard of that city before. But why would you want to go there?"

Because, that city's rumored to have many healers, and they might have a cure for my disease!" he hastily explained.

"Ooohhh, so that's why! And before I thought you were in idiot… actually screw that. You are an idiot. But I see your point. The problem is you can't defend yourself from wild pokemon who want to attack you."

"That's right" Lioruc said relieved.

"Ok. In that case, I'll come with you."

"What!"

"I mean it. This place is getting real boring for me. And I want to get outta here and start kicking some ass."

"Well that's great! You're quite welcome to come along!"

"That's great. I'm going back to my place to get some supplies for this trip. I want to be fully prepared."

"That's okay. Take your time. I'll be waiting here."

"No, you're coming with me." and with that, she grabbed his paw and dragged him in another direction.

"Wait what!"

She sighed. "Even if you can't battle with your moves, you might want to be equipped with some weapons instead. I don't want to be the only one fighting."

"I never thought about that."

"Well now you are"

'Those weren't actually the reasons why I decided to leave the forest. Okay, they were partly the reason, but that's not the point. I lied to Lioruc.'

"Can you hurry up?"

"What happened to 'take your time, I'll be waiting'?"

"That was before."

Lioruc was impatiently pacing around the hollow of the tree, which, in other words, was her shelter.

"And can you stop pacing around? It's getting annoying."

Lioruc stopped pacing and sighed. "Sorry, I didn't mean to annoy you. Although, I'd like to ask, how did you get all these steel weapons?"

"You mean my machetes, daggers and metal disks?"

"Yes those."

"Oh, I actually found these when a skarmory passed through this forest, shedding a few of his feathers. I decided to make them useful."

"Wait, you knew how to mold them into the perfect shapes of machetes?"

She snorted. "No, they magically appeared to take the perfect shapes of machetes as soon as I touched them. Of course I know how to make them you numbskull."

"Aside from the numbskull comment and your blatant sarcasm, that's pretty cool."

"Whatever. Anyway, you could probably use these."

She turned back to Lioruc and handed him a pair of daggers. She watched as his face went from annoyed to surprise.

"Wait, so you were serious when you said I had to get weapons too?"

"What the hell are you on? Of course I was. You can't use your battle moves when you're in a fight, since that'll trigger your disease, but you can use these instead. I wasn't joking around." she explained seriously.

"Um, ok thanks."

"You're welcome."

Lioruc took the daggers in his paws and weighed the daggers.

"These are pretty light." he remarked.

"I know"

He turned his head to look at her again. "Are you going to carry all of that? Those machetes on your back and belt?"

"Yeah. They aren't the only weapons I'm carrying you know. But I'm not telling you where those weapons are."

"You know that's pretty scary" he remarked uneasily.

She grinned at him evilly, and enjoyed watching him shudder at her expression. "I know."

He kept looking at her with a curious expression on his furry face, until she decided to ask him why.

"Why are you staring at me?"

He shrugged uncomfortably. "Just the fact that I've never seen a human before. Your kind are really rare." he explained.

She scowled. "I know."

"Oh."

She strapped her pouch onto her belt.

"Are you finished with that yet?"

"Almost"

She checked her bag once again, and satisfied, put it on. (It's the kind of bag which can be slung over one shoulder and easy to carry)

She grabbed a belt off one of the stumps in her room, and called out to Lioruc. "Oi Lioruc!" He looked up surprised. "Catch this!"

She threw the belt across the room, where he caught it in mid-air. "What do you want me to do with this?"

"Put it on, and strap the daggers I gave you on it."

"Thank you"

She waited for him to finish him putting it on.

He straightened up. "I'm ready."

"Good. So am I."

"Then shall we go?"

"What do you think? I wasn't playing play dress up with you"

"Uh, yeah. Sorry. By the way, you need to grow out of your sarcasm."

"Why?" she was honestly surprised.

Lioruc sighed. "Never mind."

And so they set off.

Twenty minutes later…

"Hey look over there! It's the exit Lioruc!" They quickly ran over to the exit of the forest, coming to a stop in front of a mystery dungeon.

"Ok, that's good"

"Shit. We have to go through a Mystery Dungeon?!"

"Looks like it" she groaned. "I really hate Mystery Dungeons. They annoy the crap outta me."

"Is that so?" he said, amused.

She turned around to glare at him. "Don't get all cocky with me. Who can't get annoyed by Mystery Dungeons? They friggin' change every time you walk into one, not to mention the fact of the evil, bloodthirsty, wild pokemon, who inhabit these insane places. So like I said, don't get cocky with me" she finished.

"…I didn't get all of that, but I get what you're trying to say. I feel the same way about Mystery Dungeons too"

"Glad to hear that"

Lioruc took a deep breath. "Ok. I have all my weapons. Do you have yours?"

She scoffed. "Is the sky gray?"

"Yes."

"Then you have your answer."

He let out a wry smile. "Let's go then."

"Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck." Psycho muttered. "We're getting nowhere in this dungeon. This sucks ass."

"Your language is getting noticeably fouler."

"Shut up"

The pair were getting increasingly lost in the Mystery Dungeon. And as they kept walking around, Psycho started swearing more horribly.

"At least all the pokemon here are easy to knock out, plus I think we're on the last floor."

"Your optimistic attitude can kiss my ass Lioruc" she snarled at him.

"Ok, ok! Geez."

They turned around another corner, just as a rabid murkrow lunged at them.

"Aah! Bitchassmotherfucker!" she snarled and grabbed the murkrow by its wings. It cawed loudly, trying to peck at her.

She let go of its wings, and stabbed at it furiously with her machete. The murkrow was knocked out cold, and bleeding.

"Just like I said before, the pokemon are easy to defeat." he muttered sulkily.

"Still doesn't change the fact that we're getting lost"

"True" he admitted.

They went around another corner, and to their delight, through the tunnel they were in, saw the last staircase.

"Everyone raise your arms and praise Heatran!" Psycho cried as she ran forward, Lioruc catching up to her. "We're here at last! We're saved Lioruc—"

And she stopped dead.

"Huh? What's wrong Psycho?" he stopped, with his eyes widening with realization. "Oh, no…"

Because lying lavishly on the floor, surrounded by a few wonderfully useful items, were two very big pokemon.

Steelix.

"Our day just gets better and better…"

Cut! Whew, I got first chapter done.

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