Once upon a time...

There was a town, well, it was actually a village called Konoha. Everything in Konoha was sweet and awesome and totally peaceful. Except for the fact that, you know, ninjas were running around everywhere and there were constant threats of war. There was also this emo dude that was going to destroy the village. You may know him as Sasuke, but I prefer to call him that emo dude. Okay? Okay. The emo dude had a team of... well, let's start from the very beginning.

Once upon a time...

There was a village called Konoha. In this village there were three teenager sitting in a tree. One of them had a pair of binoculars staring at girls who walked by; another was punching the one with binoculars for staring, and the other one just kind of sat there staring out in the distance. The scene went as so:

"JIRAIYA YOU PUT THOSE BINOCULARS UP THIS INSTANT OR I WILL KILL YOU!"

"OW! OKAY TSUNADE GEEZ!"

"Something is coming..."

"What?" The two looked to the sitting-staring-in-the-distance-friend.

"Something... terrible... is going to..."

"Orichimy, what is it?" Tsunade batted her eyes at the pale boy.

"I have to go..."

With that Orichimaru was gone, leaving his teammates befuddled.

Of course, it only took Jiraiya five seconds before ducking behind his binoculars again. Tsunade returned to her position as puncher.

Little did they know they'd never see him again until...

This brings us to current day. A dude that loves dogs with all his might was skipping down the streets - manly skipping! - with his dog and friends Shino and Hinata. His name is Kiba. He loves dogs. A lot. Too much... you get it? Shina suddenly whispers, "A tornado is coming..." With that a few bugs come along and fly him away.

Kiba pays him no mind and turns to Hinata. "Uh, you want to go to the park with me, or something?"

"B-but Kiba-kun," Hinata replied, "Shino-kun said a tornado was coming. Shouldn't we listen to him?"

"Shino's crazy. He's got bugs for brains."

"Yes, but what if those bugs are smart?" Hinata replied. Kiba blinked twice, deep in thought before...

"LET'S GO!" With that, Akamaru and Kiba raced away.

"Wait! Kiba-kun!" Hinata ran after them.

It was pretty peaceful for a while, but peace is boring.

Then...

The wind started to switch

The dog got pitched

And the boy with a furry coat threw a fit

Which caused a girl like this

To throw him in a ditch.

Repeat that a few times.

Hinata and Kiba and Akamaru got pulled up into the cyclone and swirled.

Kiba caught Akamaru but managed to lose Hinata, but we'll catch up on our good ninja later.

The dog boy landed on this crazy thing that felt like a lady's gut. He looked down to find it was a lady's gut. "Gross..." he mumbled. "Pee on her Akamaru before she wakes up!" Kiba hissed to his dog before looking around. "Hmmmm... I'll just move this house over her before anyone notices." Kiba dragged the house over the lady before...

POP!

A bubble popped right in his face. "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" Declared a rather pink lady.

"Uh, I'm a dude?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't tell," giggled the woman. "You killed her?"

"No it was that... person in the house! Yeah, that's it. See you later!" He ran off just as a girl in a blue dress walked out of the house.

"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" Asked the woman.

Kiba saw a lot of things on his road. One of those things included a scarecrow...

Well, Kona-chan, I hope you are prepared! You have to do the meeting, and if you'd like Hinata the GN (text me if you don't remember) REVIEW PEOPLE!