A/N: Ok, new twilight fic! Please review! Bella is starts having freaky dreams.
BPOV
Edward hummed my lullaby as I drifted to sleep.
"Sleep well my Bella." His velvet voice whispered.
I woke with a start. Edward was no where in sight.
"Edward?" I whispered. Where was he?
I took a quick shower and headed out the door. I realized that it was a Saturday. I drove over to the Cullen's house. As I head to the door I heard singing!
"Hello? Alice?"
The singing got louder. Then I heard the "Two and a half Men" theme song except in lovely, beautiful voices!
"Men men men
men, manly men men men!" -Edward
"Men men men
men, manly men men men!"-Emmet
"Men men men
men, manly men, oo hoo hoo,- hoo hoo, oo.
"Men men men men,
manly men men men!" -Jasper
"Men men men
men, manly men men men!" -All three
"Men ..."
"What the hell is going on?" I yelled.
"Oh, hi Bella!" Emmet grinned.
"Hey Bella!" Edward said quickly kissing my lips
"Why in the world were you singing?" I was shocked
"Cause it is awesome! Right Alice?" Jasper smiled widely
"Absolutely!" Alice smiled back.
Was I going crazy? First of all, the Cullens never sang! I mean Never! Second of all, Jasper usually was the shy one. He would never liked to be caught singing like that!
EPOV (Edward's pov)
I was listening to my ipod and then suddenly Bella mumbled something. I quickly took off my headphones and sat on the edge of the bed to hear Bella talk. This was my favorite time of the day! Or should I say night. Bella sleep talking is the funniest thing in the world.
"What the hell!" she muttered
I snickered. What on earth was she dreaming about?
"Why are you singing?" she asked.
I was trying hard not to wake Charlie in the other room by my laughing. I kissed the love of my life's head and went back to listening to my ipod.
BPOV
I knew it was a dream! It had to be! This would have never happened. I was probably saying something stupid back in the real world! Edward was probably getting a kick out of this.
"Come on love, I'm taking you for lunch!" The dream Edward kissed my head.
"Let's triple date!" Emmet suggested
"Yeah, good idea Emmet!" Alice smiled at the idea
"Ugh, fine but there is one condition!" I looked at them
They stared back.
"No singing! Please!" I begged
They all laughed. Did I miss something?
"Yeah right Bella! How long have you known us know?" Jasper laughed
"Ok…I'm guessing that's a yes?"
They just laughed again, including Rosalie. This was defiantly a dream! Rosalie never even smiled!
Alice, Jasper, Edward, and I took Edward's Volvo. Emmet and Rosalie took the jeep.
"So, where do you want to go for lunch?" Edward asked us
"I am so craving Chinese!" Alice grinned
"Yeah! Chinese sounds good! I like the chopsticks!" Jasper said happily
"Sounds good to me, how about you Edward? Wait…I thought you guys don't eat!" I remembered
"What?" Alice, Jasper, and Edward asked at the same time.
They laughed altogether.
"Nice one Bella!"
I was so confused.
"Hey! I know, lets sing a song!" Alice suggested
"Ok!"
"Which song Alice?" Jasper asked
"Idk my bff Bella?"
"Huh?"
"I mean, Whip it!"
"That is my favorite Alice!" Jasper shouted
Then all the vampires in the car started to sing.
crack that whip – Alice
give the past the slip – Edward and Jasper
step on a crack – Alice
break your momma's back – Edward and Jasper
when a problem comes along – Alice
you must whip it – Edward and Jasper
before the cream sits out too long – Alice
you must whip it – Edward and Jasper
when something's going wrong – Alice
you must whip it – Edward and Jasper
Holy crap! They sounded like American Idols! I couldn't take it anymore! Was anyone in my dream normal?
"STOP! STOP THE SINGING!" I screamed
"Whoa! Bella, come on! We weren't that bad!" Alice glared
"You guys were the complete opposite! You should be on American Idol! It's just that…I'm jealous of your voices!" I lied quickly at the end.
Edward smiled my favorite crooked smile! I smiled back. He must have known I was lying at the end.
Jasper scoffed. "Is that all?"
"Yeah, so can you guys just keep it cool with the singing?" I managed a small smile
"Fine, just for an hour!" they groaned
An hour, perfect! I will be awake by then!
EPOV
Bella started talking again. I hurried over to her bed.
"Edward…" she moaned
I laughed.
"American Idol…" she muttered
What the…? I would ask her about it when she wakes up!
A/N: What did you think?