Inspired by Monster High Freaky Fusion.
Image by me.
I don't own the song.
Official characters belongs to (c) SEGA/Sonic Boom.
3 days ago was a disaster for our blue and pink hero on Bygone Island. They got upset at each other for failing to beat the robots as always but their teammates already beaten the robots for them. Nothing made Sonic and Amy get along for the past 3 days and it made the teammates feel like they're useless without them. Until one day something will happen to Sonic and Amy when they're in a stuck together situation.
Now at Meh Burger, Sonic and Amy haven't said a word to each other. They just made a silent treatment or just glared at each other like they're doing a staring contest but that's not the case. It was making Tails, Knuckles, and Sticks uncomfortable.
"Come on you guys. It was only just one fail from 3 days ago. No big deal" Tails said nervously.
"Oh yeah? Tell that to Miss Goofed-Up-Pink-Harley-Quinn for almost hitting me" Sonic glared at Amy.
"It was an accident! I was trying to hit the robot that was behind you!" Amy complained.
"Same thing with the other crab robot that was behind you too until we clashed our faces to each other like a Romeo and Juliet kissing in the story!" Sonic growled in anger.
"Shut up! If we had worked together, we wouldn't end up hurting each other!" Amy stands up from her chair.
"I'm a hero and I don't always need a woman to guide me when I'm in danger!" Sonic also got up from his chair and slammed his fists on the table.
"Is that a threat, blue boy?!" Amy held out her hammer.
Tails, Sticks, and Knuckles backs away from the fight. As much as they want to stop them from hurting each other, they really don't want to end up injured by them.
"What if it is?! What are you gonna do? Smack me to death with that hammer?! I know you have a crush on me for a long time!" Sonic yelled.
"SHUT UP!" Amy couldn't take it anymore as she tackled the blue hedgehog down like a tiger pouncing on its prey, "YOU TAKE THAT BACK SONIC!" Amy biting his ear.
"OW! STOP IT AMY! QUIT IT!" Sonic screamed.
"All right that's enough you two! Knuckles grab them!" Tails said.
"Uhh…..they're biting" Knuckles said.
"Oh for crying out loud! Just do it!" Tails groans.
The echidna picked the fighting friends up and slams their heads together, "OWWWW!"
"Enough!" Knuckles yelled.
"He started it!" Amy blamed Sonic.
"NO SHE DID!" Sonic points at Amy.
"SONIC! AMY! You've done enough for three days!" Tails raised his voice and points directly at them, "And if you two don't get along we're not a team!"
"Who gave you permission to boss me around?!" Sonic growled.
"I'm your best friend and the brain of the team. And now I suggest either you or Amy apolo…." Tails didn't finish when Eggman appeared.
"So the two of you are arguing over such things? Typical ex-lover fight" Eggman said.
"WE HAVE NO ROMANTIC FEELINGS!" Amy and Sonic yelled.
"No matter! GET A LOAD OF THIS NEW WEAPON!" Eggman fires a laser blast at Amy and Sonic, making them turn into pink and blue slob that mixed together.
"GUYS!" Tails was horrified at what's going on.
"Wait for it….." Eggman checked his watch.
The smoke cleared to reveal one purple hedgehog with blue and pink mixed eyes and attire with both Sonic and Amy's colors, "WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!" Even their voices were mixed together when talking at the same time.
They were like a mixture of both Sonic and Amy in one body at the same time. Amy's forelocks, her eyelashes, her golden bracelets, her peach skin arms, her magenta sports bandage on her arms, and her front quill lengths. Sonic's anatomy body size, his brown scarf is now magenta, his shoes were a mixture with Amy's; magenta color with golden buckles like mary janes, purple sock-like cuffs, and sports bandages like a mary jane straps, Sonic's quill length, and his sport bandages were now blue on his legs.
"AAAHHHH! What happened to my body?!" *Amy talking with her real voice first.
"Why do I have eyelashes?!" *Sonic talked second with his real voice.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO US?!" *Amy glared at Eggman while holding out her now different hammer.
"Okay Ames, let's fight him like old times!" *Sonic said.
"Fine! Fight first then forgiveness last" *Amy said.
They swung their hammer but fails to hit Eggman when they didn't get the grip right, "Crap!" They both said at the same time in one body.
"Hahahahah! Looks like you two are stuck together! Literally!" Eggman laughed.
"Not for long!" *SonAmy said at the same time as *Sonic tried to run in speed but couldn't operate his own body with *Amy, "Wh-Whoa! How do you stop?!" *Amy could not control the speed as she and *Sonic crashed into the tree, "OWW!"
"Guys we got to help them!" Tails said.
"Enjoy your fusion body, hedgehogs!" Eggman left the scene.
"Ohhh…man" *SonAmy groans and gets back up.
"I can't believe this! We're….a fusion hedgehog!" *Sonic was so not happy.
"Two minds in one body! How can this get any worse?!" *Amy said.
"How are we supposed to fight Eggmman now?!" *Sonic said.
"By working together. Literally" Tails said.
"Someone please hit me with a tree" *Sonic refused to do what Tails said.
"Sonic! Amy! I know you're still mad at each other but you need to apologize!" Tails said.
"Forget it, Tails. Look at me! I mean us! We're fusions! How are we supposed to apologize when we can't even do the old fashion way of face to face?!" *Sonic said.
"I have to admit I like the fusion fashion style" *Amy admiring the magenta-colored scarf, "But I don't like this new body!"
"Don't worry, I'll try to make something to defuse you both" Tails said.
"Let me guess, a whole week? A month? A year?! A century?! I can't live like this!" *Sonic panicked.
"Me neither! I don't want to look like a transgender, two-minded, fusion hedgehog forever!" *Amy screamed.
"Give me an hour. I'll do my best" Tails said.
"You're just saying that to make me feel better. It's not working" *Sonic crossed his arms.
"Okay, it might take maybe a few days or more. But you two got to get along with your new fusion body" Tails said.
"Great, like Sonic is stuck with me and I can't eat my own food, brush my quills, go shopping, and who knows what I can't do" *Amy groans.
"Hey! I'm a boy and I don't like cleaning or shopping!" *Sonic grabbing his own arm to fight with *Amy.
"Hey, cut it out! I'm still myself! You're just being cocky again!" *Amy struggling.
Finally, Tails in a rare moment gets fed up and slaps *SonAmy hard, "ENOUGH!"
"OW!" *SonAmy rubs the red mark on the face.
"Either you get along or there will be no defusing!" Tails glared.
"This is exactly what I meant by I can't live like this!" *Sonic complained.
"This is really gonna take forever for us to get along, Tails!" *Amy said.
The young fox glares at them before leaving.
x
Later, *SonAmy was in the jungle trying to get along as best as they can before they get into their deadly argument again. *SonAmy looks at the lake of their reflection, "Man, when I look at this reflection I think of our future child" *Amy said.
"Please don't talk like we're future husband and wife! We're way too young for this!" *Sonic blushed.
"Wait, I feel you blushing!" *Amy said.
"Shut up! You made me blush!" *Sonic growled.
"Calm down, Sonic. I'm just saying that this fusion us looks like our future kid. I'm not saying we should have a child now! My god you're so sensitive!" *Amy rolled her eyes.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to snap" *Sonic said.
"It's fine" *Amy said.
"But seriously, we don't look like it's our future child. Our eyes are like hazel of a mixture of blue and pink" *Sonic said.
"Maybe it would have green eyes like ours" *Amy teased.
"Maybe. Seeing that Tails and Zooey are a couple, they might get babies that look like both of them" *Sonic said
"If that will happen when they grow up" *Amy said.
From behind, a black and red blur came right at them and startled them, "EEEEEEIK!" *Amy jumps up screaming, "Whoa, did I react in a fast reflex?!"
"My heightened reflexes" *Sonic said.
"Wait, you're not that blue faker! Who are you?!" Shadow was getting impatient.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! It's me, Shadow. Do you recognize my voice?" *Sonic chuckled nervously.
"Sonic?" Shadow was confused.
"And Amy" *Amy said with her real voice.
"Hmph, your fox mutt made a science project on you? Very hilarious" Shadow chuckled darkly.
"Hey, it wasn't Tails! It was Eggman that made us fusions!" *Amy yelled.
"What she said. Even if we want to get back to fighting again but I can't since Amy hates to see us injured" *Sonic said.
"I'm sorry. What was that? You two look like you're talking at the same time. Very funny! I don't care if your precious woman is in you, Sonic. I will win this fight!" Shadow teleports.
"Oh man I hate it when he teleports!" *Amy held out her fusion hammer.
"He's no Ultimate Lifeform! He's a coward!" *Sonic said.
"Who you calling coward?!" Shadow appears behind them and tries to kick them but *Sonic dodged it with *Amy.
"I was joking! Honestly!" *Sonic got nervous.
"Don't try it!" Shadow said.
*SonAmy dodged every attack from Shadow, "Come on! I was being cocky like always! You know me, Shadow!" *Sonic said.
"Fine, but I warn you two that you don't insult me again!" Shadow glared.
*Amy simply did her cute innocent puppy eyes at Shadow to calm him down, "That may have worked once but I am not falling for that again, Rose!" Shadow scoffs.
"Come on, Shadow! She's being innocent! Have a heart for once in your life!" *Sonic talking but is not controlling his puppy eyes.
"ARRGGGHHH! Damn it! Fine! You win!" Shadow exclaims.
"Aww…..thank you, Shadow" *Amy smiled sweetly.
"You're welcome" Shadow scoffs.
"Hehehe….that was too cute" *Sonic snickered.
"Two voices in one body doesn't sound cute" Shadow growled and teleports out of here.
"That's what he gets" *Sonic said.
"Hell yes" *Amy said.
x
Later on they practiced on using the fusion hammer, "YAAAAHHHH!" They tried to swing it, "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOOOOAAAA!" They spin around uncontrollably and they eventually crashed onto a log, dropping their hammer.
"Geez! How do you swing like this, Ames?" *Sonic panting in exhaustion.
"A lot of workout and training in using the hammer. Kinda like an ax" *Amy said.
"Man, I'll never understand hammers" *Sonic moans.
"You'll learn" *Amy said.
"I'm a speedster, not a Harley Quinn or softball player" *Sonic said.
"Well, that too. Shall we try spindashing?" *Amy suggested.
"This is gonna get dizzy and terrible if we do a spindash in one body at the same time" *Sonic said.
"We need to focus" *Amy said.
"Fine, let's get started" *Sonic said as they both curled up into a ball and rolled fast. But instead, they shoot forward and then in a clumsy move trips over in a cartoon style.
"Damn it! This isn't working, Ames! It's like we can't operate one body at the same time!" *Sonic said.
"But what if each of us uses the body one at a time? Like you use the spindashes and I control my abilities" *Amy said.
"Well….that could work. But someone has to be the leader and you know we argue about that" *Sonic said.
"You're still our leader, Sonic" *Amy said.
"Yes and by the way I think Eggman should get a dose of his own medicine when we're defused" *Sonic said.
"What? Making him merge with Orbot and Cubot? I don't think so" *Amy said.
"It would be funny" *Sonic smirked.
"Yes but let's not do something harsh on him, please. And you know I get pissed if you do something stupid" *Amy said.
"Whatever. I'm going for chili dogs" *Sonic said as he walks out of the jungle but felt himself stop.
"Oh, no! I am not going to eat junk food with you in this body!" *Amy refused.
"It's my life and you're already stuck in my personal life!" *Sonic said and strongly moved his body.
"Oh, for god's sake! Let's have some spinach puffs!" *Amy exclaims.
"No way! You're gonna have to deal with what I eat, young lady!" *Sonic grabbing his own arm.
"It ain't over until the young lady sings!" *Amy struggled against her own arm.
"That's it!" *Sonic ran in super speed to get to Meh Burger.
"NOT A CHANCE!" *Amy forced themselves rolling down the hill and gets ensnared in vines on a branch.
"Oh, great! We're dangling like a puppet! I'm very hungry right now, Ames! Thanks a lot!" *Sonic struggled to get free.
"I'll see if we can pull ourselves free" *Amy climbs up the branch to get to safe ground, "And we're not having junk food!"
"Don't give me orders! I'm in charge of this fusion body!" *Sonic grabbed his own arm again.
"No one is in charge of this body! And I like to be in great shape!" *Amy fighting back.
"Hey, I'm always in great shape! You see me running every morning to stay in great shape!" *Sonic grunts from being smacked by *Amy.
"Fine, but only one chili dog and that's it! I don't want to get nauseous with you!" *Amy said.
"Thank you" *Sonic said, after getting up they go to Meh Burger.
x
After being there, *Amy was silent to *Sonic for a while. *Sonic didn't bother talking back to her despite sharing body. Until then, *Sonic decided to talk to her, "Amy…I'm sorry for fighting over junk food and healthy food" *Sonic said.
"Hmph!" *Amy scoffs.
"Come on, just because I like them doesn't mean we have to fight over it" *Sonic said.
"I'm not fighting over it. I just don't want to get sick" *Amy said.
"I rarely get sick, Amy" *Sonic said.
"And I'm sorry for pushing us over" *Amy said.
Nearby, Dave walked by and noticed the fusion hedgehog seemingly talking to no one, "Who are you talking to?" He asked.
"Uhh…..my conscience" *Sonic lied.
"Oh, it seems like I heard two different voices" Dave said.
"Maybe it's just your imagination" *Sonic made up an excuse, "Anyways, I'm gonna go. Bye!" *Sonic ran in super speed.
x
They were now at Amy's house looking at the mirror, a way to talk to each other face to face, "Next time eat fruits and vegetable to stay healthy, Sonic. What if your metabolism starts to slow down? One of these days we won't be teenagers forever" *Amy said, talking to the mirror.
"As long as I have my speed my calories burn fast" *Sonic said.
"But what if you get really old? You'll be slower" *Amy said.
"That's what I'm afraid of" *Sonic slumps on the couch, "Speed is my life and if I do get old I won't be the fastest thing alive anymore. Shadow would probably take my ego when I'm dead"
"He'll just try to ruin everything again" *Amy said.
"He's never gonna change. I made him the jealous hedgehog years ago because I've been credited as the fastest hedgehog alive" *Sonic said, still looking at the mirror.
"It's not the end of the world, Sonic. Tell you what, what if I made a scrapbook of us fusion hedgehog as a memory?" *Amy suggested.
"You have like a gazillion scrapbooks. Don't you think it's enough?" *Sonic groans.
"Oh, come on. It will be fun" *Amy said, rubbing her quills as a way to stroke *Sonic's quills.
"All right, fine. Weird you're stroking your quills yourself. It may be important to show our way of apologizing" *Sonic finally agreed.
They took out a scrapbook to write on and decorate as the music montage began.
Two together we are a fusion
It's how we were made
Two together working as one
And we are not afraid
During the week, *SonAmy would do things like taking pictures of themselves at the beach, sharing drinks and food together, being at the ice mountain to take a selfie with Bea the Beebot.
First impressions, we get reactions
We are so unique
Two together look at us now
A fusion freak!
They also meditated together outside Amy's house without failing; to help themselves from the stress and to control each other from arguing each other.
So much confusion
It's monster union
A tragic magic
Brought this conclusion
Soon enough they have worked up their combined skills by using both the hammer and spin dashing at several robots. *Amy now feeling happy with *Sonic and so did *Sonic as he began to feel proud of her.
The freaky science
Ghouls in defiance
And we're out of sync now
A freaky fusion!
They also tried out swimming as part of trying to make *Sonic overcome his hydrophobia but that didn't work out well much to the bandicoot sisters' amusement.
Two together must find a groove
We need some harmony
Two together to find a power
Is our diversity
The next thing they did was to water flowers with Sticks; even exercising with Knuckles with weight lifting, doing pushups, and sit-ups. They also had a little therapy talk with Tails by lying down on the couch, just talking about what it's like being fused together.
Let's fuse our style just for a while
Against adversity
Two together, I am you and
You are me!
"It feels like being Siamese twins but with one body and one head. Though we share control" *Sonic said.
"Having my real voice in a fusion body feels weird. Talking to Sonic felt like I'm talking to myself in my head" *Amy said.
"I see" Tails wrote it down.
"And as well that we had trouble to control our powers" *Sonic said.
"So by trying to get along we did some scrapbooking. I love decorating and stuff because scrapbooks are like keeping memories alive" *Amy showed Tails her scrapbook.
"That's nice, Amy. I am glad you two are getting along like real friends" Tails said.
"Yeah, it's been a week since we struggle each other. Other than that we are starting like this fusion body. But we can't be like this forever" *Sonic said.
"Don't worry you guys. Soon you'll be defused" Tails said.
"I hope so because I want to be myself again" *Sonic getting impatient for this.
"Calm down, Sonic" *Amy pets her quills as a way of petting *Sonic's quills, "Tails is working on it"
"Why do you have to rub your quills as a way of rubbing my quills itself or whatever?" *Sonic said.
"You know you love it" *Amy said.
"All right, that's enough please" *Sonic moved his other arm away.
"Okay" *Amy stopped.
"Anyways, let us know when you're done, Tails. We'll just wait outside" *Sonic said, heading outside to do some meditation to pass the time. They closed their eyes and sat down with their legs crossed, "If you rush one more time I'll smack you, Sonic!" *Amy knows she can feel his adrenaline.
"Okay, okay! Don't give my mouth an angry mood!" *Sonic gulped in fear.
"Good boy" *Amy patted herself on the head for *Sonic.
"Again, weird that you're patting yourself on the head" *Sonic rolled his eyes.
"Mmhmm" *Amy nods and continues to meditate with him.
Just then, Shadow appeared in front of them, "Ahem!" He clears his throat.
*SonAmy opened their eyes and groans in frustration, "What now, Shadow?" *Sonic pouts and gets up on his feet.
"You really know how to kill the mood, huh?" *Amy said.
"Yes I do….SonAmy" Shadow chuckled.
"You got a dark sense of humor you know" *Sonic said.
"And ready to kick both of your asses at a time!" Shadow ran in speed but *SonAmy dodges it.
"NANANANANA!" *SonAmy teased and blew raspberries at him.
"How annoying!" Shadow growled and tries to punch them but *SonAmy grabbed his fist.
"Too slow, Shads" *Sonic taunts.
"GET A LOAD OF THIS!" *Amy punched Shadow hard as Shadow wiped off the blood from his nose.
"YOU LITTLE BITC….UGH!" Shadow was suddenly forced down by *SonAmy pinning him down and sat on him.
"LANGUAGE!" They wagged their finger at him.
10 minutes later, *SonAmy hasn't moved from Shadow's back, "Looks like the fusion hedgehog wins" *Sonic grins.
"Fine, I give up! Now get off of me!" Shadow growled.
"Okay" *Amy said and they got off of him.
"Damn you two!" Shadow glared.
"Talk to the tail" *SonAmy wiggles their tail.
"Very childish, faker. Next time when you're defused, we'll fight again" Shadow scoffed and teleports out of here.
"At least we won this time" *Amy said, high-fiving herself with *Sonic.
"Yeah, now let's go see if Tails is finished up with the defusion machine thingy" *Sonic said, walking up to Tails' workshop.
As they are inside, Tails was finished with the machine and he waited for *SonAmy to be ready, "Well, here it is guys. Ready to be defused and get your life back?" Tails asked.
"I was born ready" *Sonic said.
"Hold up, one last selfie picture for the last page of the scrapbook" *Amy held out her iPhone and took a picture of herself.
"You really love doing scrapbooks, huh?" *Sonic smirked.
"It's what I love to do in arts and crafts" *Amy giggled.
"Anyways, let's get ready to be defused" *Sonic said, heading into the machine chamber.
Tails activates the machine to defuse *Sonic and *Amy. Once it did that, the chamber doors open and revealed Sonic and Amy as their real selves again.
"I'm me again!" Sonic hugs himself.
"So good to have my real body back!" Amy hugs herself too.
"Okay, okay. I know you're happy but it's just too awkward to see you two hugging yourself" Tails said.
"Sorry" They both said at the same time.
"Anyways, let's get to finish our scrapbook, Sonic" Amy pulled Sonic with her.
x
The scrapbook was now finished as Amy looks back to the first page of when they were a fusion hedgehog, going to have something to eat at Meh Burger, swinging their fusion hammer, spindashing against robots, meditating at a quiet place, *Sonic cowardly moving away from the water, *Amy brushing her quills, and the final photo of their selfie.
"Hehe, I'm starting to think that being a fusion hedgehog wasn't so bad after all" Amy said.
"Yeah, but let's hope we don't end up like that again. I mean I like how we look as a fusion but I'm sure this will be our memory" Sonic said.
"I love our eyes mixed with blue, purple, and pink like hazel eyes" Amy said, looking at the picture.
"Like cotton candy" Sonic joked.
"Yummy" Amy giggled.
"Well, I should get back to my running routine. See ya tomorrow, Ames" Sonic said and sped off out the door.
"Still the same old Sonic" Amy shook her head but smiled that she and Sonic are back to normal.
The End.